Franklin Delano Rosevelt

A common folksong about Franklin Delano Rosevelt

F-D-R

He was a traitor,

He let AMERICANS DIE-

When he suggested the idea

Of the; Pearl Harbor bombing,

to the Japanese Em-pire!

-- General Eskimo

Franklin Delano Rosevelt, or F.D.R. is mostly known for his research into zombie technology. However, he is also known for the planning, funding, and overseeing of the Pearl Harbor attack.

Yearly Years

FDR was born in 1892 in Tokyo Japan, as the results of early Japanese cloning efforts. His mission was to infiltrate the American political system using his caucasian exterior, and currupt it from the top down, leaving Perl Harbor open for attack.

Presidency

Once he became president, FDR quickly allocated 24.7 billion dollars in Federal grants to the Bettering America Commission, an organization built for the soul perpose of destroying Perl Harbor. It didn't take long before the organization reached full strength and launched a frontal attack. FDR quickly put distance between himself, and this organization as some began to question his reasons for funding an organization which serviced Japanese fighter planes.