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In order to survive Bill Shearer, of Adam Smith College, you must first learn how to endure several hours of long explanation which will in the end result in the wrong conclusion. Furthermore having the following equipment will aid you in your survival. |
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- 10,000 gallons of Napalm |
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- 5 Trident Nuclear Warheads |
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- 47 Rotten Turnips |
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- The entire literary works of Edgar Allen Poe |
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- An ipod for every member of your group |
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- A piece of string (standard length) |
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- MacGuyver |
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Be warned that Bill is not to be underestimated, nor taken lightly. Should you choose to tackle this creature be sure that someone has sufficient medical training to treat cracked teeth, broken noses and many other physical injury as well as psychological conditions such as amnesia, dementia, psychosis and severe depression. |
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Bills attacks include (but are not limited to): |
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- Boredom lvl 3: Area of Effect which prevents movement for 8 seconds |
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- Bullshitting lvl 5: Confuses target to turn it against it's friends |
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- Monotonous Strike lvl 5: Does damage > 9000 |
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Taking on Bill Shearer is not advised, as he is categorized as a Class A Cutter. You have been warned. Good Luck! |
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Revision as of 10:16, 23 April 2009
William Kennedy Shearer (January 21, 1931 - March 3, 2007) of California was the chairman of the Constitution Party from 1996 to 1999, and founded the American Independent Party in 1967 with his wife Eileen to support George C. Wallace’s presidential campaign.[1] In 1970 Shearer was the California AIP's first candidate for Governor, receiving 65,847 votes for 1% of the total vote. His daughter Nancy Spirkoff was the party’s state chair from 2004 to 2006. Shearer died on Saturday, March 3rd, 2007, at the age of 75, in San Diego. [2] [3] [4] [5]
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In order to survive Bill Shearer, of Adam Smith College, you must first learn how to endure several hours of long explanation which will in the end result in the wrong conclusion. Furthermore having the following equipment will aid you in your survival.
- 10,000 gallons of Napalm - 5 Trident Nuclear Warheads - 47 Rotten Turnips - The entire literary works of Edgar Allen Poe - An ipod for every member of your group - A piece of string (standard length) - MacGuyver
Be warned that Bill is not to be underestimated, nor taken lightly. Should you choose to tackle this creature be sure that someone has sufficient medical training to treat cracked teeth, broken noses and many other physical injury as well as psychological conditions such as amnesia, dementia, psychosis and severe depression.
Bills attacks include (but are not limited to):
- Boredom lvl 3: Area of Effect which prevents movement for 8 seconds - Bullshitting lvl 5: Confuses target to turn it against it's friends - Monotonous Strike lvl 5: Does damage > 9000
Taking on Bill Shearer is not advised, as he is categorized as a Class A Cutter. You have been warned. Good Luck!