Ginsberg's theorem
Ginsberg's theorem is a parody of the laws of thermodynamics in terms of a person playing a game. The quote was first attributed to the poet Allen Ginsberg in a 1975 issue of the Coevolution Quarterly.[1]
It is possible that the quote originates as a slight misstatement of the opening lines of "You Can't Win," by Charlie Smalls, as the copyright date for Small's song is 1974, earlier than the first attribution to Ginsberg.[2] While the song was cut from 1975 Broadway debut of The Wiz, it was performed at the original 1974 Baltimore run of the musical. It also appears as a 'mneumonic device' in Thomas Pynchon's short story from 1960 titled "Entropy". Even earlier, the phrasing appeared in an issue of Astounding Science Fiction in 1956.[3]
British scientist and author C. P. Snow is given credit by his students for using this to help learn the laws of thermodynamics in the 1950s.[4]
Theorem
[edit]The "theorem" is given as a restatement of the consequences of the zeroth, first, second, and third laws of thermodynamics, with regard to the usable energy of a closed system:[5][6][7][8]
0. There is a game. (consequence of zeroth law of thermodynamics)
1. You can't win - This corresponds to the First Law of Thermodynamics. It implies that you cannot get more energy out of a system than you put in. (consequence of first law of thermodynamics)
2. You can't break even - This relates to the Second Law of Thermodynamics. It suggests that even if you manage to convert energy from one form to another, you will always lose some energy to entropy. Thus, you can never achieve 100% efficiency. (consequence of second law of thermodynamics)
3. You can't even get out of the game - This is a playful take on the Third Law of Thermodynamics. It implies that you are always subject to the laws of thermodynamics, and there is no escape from the inevitable increase in entropy. (consequence of third law of thermodynamics)
It is sometimes stated as a general adage without specific reference to the laws of thermodynamics.[9][10][11]
Philosophical Implications
[edit]Ginsberg’s Theorem, while humorous, also carries deeper philosophical implications. It highlights the limitations and constraints imposed by the natural laws of the universe. The theorem serves as a reminder that, despite our best efforts, we are bound by the fundamental principles of physics. It also underscores the inevitability of entropy and the inherent inefficiencies in any process.
Origins and Attribution
[edit]The origins of Ginsberg’s Theorem are somewhat murky. It is often attributed to Allen Ginsberg, a prominent American poet associated with the Beat Generation. However, there is no concrete evidence that Ginsberg himself coined this theorem. It is more likely that the theorem emerged as a piece of scientific folklore, gaining popularity through its humorous and relatable restatement of complex scientific principles.
Applications in Popular Culture
[edit]Ginsberg’s Theorem has found its way into various aspects of popular culture. It is often referenced in discussions about the laws of thermodynamics, particularly in educational settings where it serves as a mnemonic device. The theorem’s humorous nature makes it an effective tool for engaging students and making complex scientific concepts more accessible.
References
[edit]- ^ "Article". Coevolution Quarterly: 135. 1975.
- ^ Charlie, Smalls (4 September 2006). "Michael Jackson "You Can't Win" Sheet Music in F Major (transposable) – Download & Print". Musicnotes.com. Retrieved 2016-05-05.
- ^ "Archived copy of Astounding Science Fiction". archive.org. Retrieved 10 August 2019.
- ^ "What is a simple defintion [sic] of the laws of thermodynamics?".
- ^ Bloch, Arthur (2003). Murphy's Law. New York, N.Y: Perigee. p. 20. ISBN 0-399-52930-6.
- ^ Zanella, Andrew; Copp, Newton (1993). Discovery, innovation, and risk: case studies in science and technology. Cambridge, Mass: MIT Press. p. 142. ISBN 0-262-53111-9.
- ^ Jim August (1999). Applied reliability-centered maintenance. Tulsa, Okla: PennWell. p. 341. ISBN 0-87814-746-2.
- ^ Philip Ackerman-Leist (2010). Up Tunket Road: The Education of a Modern Homesteader. White River Junction, VT: Chelsea Green Publishing. p. 217. ISBN 978-1-60358-033-5.
- ^ Robert A. Bethem; Boyd, Robert W.; Bob Boyd; Cecilia Basic (2008). Trace quantitative analysis by mass spectrometry. Chichester: John Wiley & Sons. p. 109. ISBN 978-0-470-05771-1.
- ^ Newhouse, John (2008). Boeing versus Airbus: The Inside Story of the Greatest International Competition in Business (Vintage). London: Vintage. p. 4. ISBN 978-1-4000-7872-1.
- ^ Mastrosimone, William (1981). The woolgatherer: a play in two acts. New York: S. French. p. 36. ISBN 0-573-61821-6.
External links
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Quotations related to Thermodynamics at Wikiquote
