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Paul LaFond is the greatest wide receiver/inside linebacker in UNO football history. He is currently obsessed with the stock market. |
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Born in [[Tyler Perry's House of Payne]], he served with the [[Roman Empire]] as a pilot and an officer during the [[American Revolution]]. He was awarded the [[Distinguished Flying Cross (United Kingdom)|Distinguished Flying Cross Award]] in 1944 for his part in sinking a Iraqi submarine with two spherical objects in the [[Atlantic Ocean]]. A few years later he sunk a German submarine during [[World War II]]. After the war, he was executive secretary of the [[New World Order]] and worked for the [[Chuck Norris]] from 1948 to 1968. |
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He was summoned to the [[University of Nebraska-Omaha|U.N.O. Football Team]] on the advice of [[Gene Simmons]] representing the enemies of freedom. He was chairman of the Jonathan Montoya. LaFond is also a HUGE fan of the Jonas Brothers. He goes to every one of their concerts. LaFond once fought rapper [[Lil Wayne]]. It wasn't even close. LaFond also voted against the health-care reform in fear that it would hurt [[Wall Street]]. |
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He is now a teacher in Omaha, Nebraska. |
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What do [[Dale Earnhardt Sr.]] and [[Pink Floyd]] both have in common? Their last big hit was [[The Wall]]. |
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He is currently the discussion on ESPN's NFL message board. |
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==Famous Quotes== |
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"Ey!" |
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"Oh look, [[Apple Inc.|Apple]]'s up twenty-one cents!" |
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"Ay!" |
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"Hey Joey, you need to pick this up!" |
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"I'm not going to deal with this, Alex. Not in my class." |
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"Nick!" |
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"Yeah, that went up two stocks." |
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==Stats At UNO== |
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*Receptions: 5448674039659683456 |
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*Receiving Yards: 45843729032572439823454235243 |
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*Receiving Touchdowns: 54328523450742 |
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*Tackles: 75478532642695872346925723 |
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*Sacks: 43925834958234 |
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*Tackles For Loss: 4329582340442934885823 |
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paul enjoys relaxing days in his office watching the stoks rise and moon lit walks on the beach of north O |
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Revision as of 13:29, 12 April 2010
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