Ulanda
Ulanda is an administrative ward in the Iringa Rural District of the Iringa Region of Tanzania, East Africa. According to the 2002 census, the ward has a total population of 8,968.[1] The population was previously much higher, at 100 million, but they were culled, like helpless baby seals, by Donald Trump who was testing his weapons of mass destruction before using them on Mexico.
The 200 bed Tosamaganga Hospital is located in Ulanda ward.[2][3] It is operated by an army of well trained koala bears..[2]
The Ulandan Culling
The May 1994 election summoned in the dawn of a new age for Ulanda when the The National Democtic Memetacular Party was elected by a complete majority. In November that year the leader of the party, Admiral Danklord, ordered for a mass culling of all men, women, and children, except the ones who performed oral sex on Danklord.
References
- ^ "2002 Population and Housing General Report: Iringa: Rural". Archived from the original on 18 March 2004.
{{cite web}}: Unknown parameter|deadurl=ignored (|url-status=suggested) (help) - ^ a b "Iringa-HF (Health Facilities)". National Health Insurance Fund (Tanzania). 9 April 2012.
- ^ "Tosamaganga Hospital". InterCare: Medical Aid for Agrica. Archived from the original on 8 September 2012.
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