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Hello, my background is in computer science, with a main interest in software development.

I speak English and various computer languages. Are "computer languages" a real alternate language? Probably not, but if I cared enough to learn a real language that would mean I'd have to talk to people. As well all know: I hate people. In my off-time, I tell various fat women who yell at me about stealing their parking space that to make a big deal over a stolen parking space obviously means they've had the education of a chipmunk who's been force fed drain cleaner its entire life yet somehow instead of dying grew an immunity as well as a brain tumor in the place where their 'intelligence lobes' should have been formed. The previous sentence is potentially a run on. I have discovered that Wikipedia is a very good source for information unless it's a current event. Current events not only bring out the trolls, but also make Wikipedia a place for mod-nazis which personally I just wanted to find a way to stick mod-nazi in my 'tell us about yourself' page. Tip your servers; I'll be here all night. Derp.

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	Hello, my background is in computer science, with a main interest in software development.		Hello, my background is in computer science, with a main interest in software development.

	I speak English and various computer languages. Are "computer languages" a real alternate language? Probably not, but if I cared enough to learn a real language that would mean I'd have to talk to people. As well all know: I hate people. In my off-time, I tell various fat women who yell at me about stealing their parking space that to make a big deal over a stolen parking space obviously means they've had the education of a chipmunk who's been force fed drain cleaner ~~it's~~ entire life yet somehow instead of dying grew an immunity as well as a brain tumor in the place where their 'intelligence lobes' should have been formed. The previous sentence is potentially a run on. I have discovered that Wikipedia is a very good source for information unless it's a current event. Current events not only bring out the trolls, but also make Wikipedia a place for mod-nazis which personally I just wanted to find a way to stick mod-nazi in my 'tell us about yourself' page. Tip your servers; I'll be here all night.		I speak English and various computer languages. Are "computer languages" a real alternate language? Probably not, but if I cared enough to learn a real language that would mean I'd have to talk to people. As well all know: I hate people. In my off-time, I tell various fat women who yell at me about stealing their parking space that to make a big deal over a stolen parking space obviously means they've had the education of a chipmunk who's been force fed drain cleaner its entire life yet somehow instead of dying grew an immunity as well as a brain tumor in the place where their 'intelligence lobes' should have been formed. The previous sentence is potentially a run on. I have discovered that Wikipedia is a very good source for information unless it's a current event. Current events not only bring out the trolls, but also make Wikipedia a place for mod-nazis which personally I just wanted to find a way to stick mod-nazi in my 'tell us about yourself' page. Tip your servers; I'll be here all night. Derp.