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They will be back on Wikipedia when college is over.

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This user plays the violin.

This user plays games from The Legend of Zelda series.

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This user page has been vandalized 8 times.

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About Me

Morning all, yes you can tell from the name that I am one of the bastards in the black and if you're viewing this you obviously have nothing better to do than look at all the new members who've only just created accounts.

That's my excuse for why this page is so crap either way.

Feel free to add suggestionis on the talk page (although getting a pair of spectales won't be appreciated)

A troll penis story

I stole this conversation from Dekisugi's talk page but I thought it looked good.

A troll edited that Gary Webster has a penis.
An editor reverted it, of course, but then the troll protested:
- Troll: "Look at the article penis that all men has a penis and so does Gary Webster !"
- Editor 1: "Obviously, but adding such edit is inappropriate."
- Troll: "...but Wikipedia is not censored!"
- Editor 2: "How do you know he has a penis? Have you taken a look into his pants?"
- Editor 3: "You can't do that. It's WP:OR."
- Troll: "I told you that all men has a penis! My best friend Drew has a penis too!"
- Editor 2: "Not all men has a penis." (link to Penis removal).
- Troll: "I give up :("