Wikipedia:Jimbo's beard

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The infamous beard itself.
It's so awesome, I just have to complain about it!

There is a problem facing Wikipedia today. While we argue about nonsense like enforcing policies and guidelines on articles, and assuming good faith, a serious issue is right in front of our noses: Jimbo's beard.

I mean, c'mon!? It's obviously obscene! How, you may ask? Well, let's analyze it using the Miller test.

  1. Whether "the average person, applying contemporary community standards", would find that the work, taken as a whole, appeals to the prurient interest.
  2. Whether the work depicts/describes, in a patently offensive way, sexual conduct specifically defined by applicable state law.
  3. Whether the work, taken as a whole, lacks serious literary, artistic, political or scientific value.


  1. Who doesn't think that beard's sexy!? If you just said that you don't, just remember: a baby cries every time you fib. Jerk.
  2. Doesn't it look like that beard is really enjoying that skin? No? Okay, on to the next clause...Cry.png
  3. Well, I don't see anyone drawing a picture of h—oh, wait...
    Caricature of Jimbo.

See also[edit]

User:Jimbo Wales/WikiProject Shave the Wales