"No, don't be an idiot. We're not actually going to assume good faith."
"Hold on, I zoned out for a minute. Which one of you was the Icewhiz sock again?"
"Okay, you didn't hear this from me, but they are talking mad shit about you on the Wikiproject Mesmerism discord."
"No, that's not just a normal outhouse — that's a WP:BADHOUSE. They say the last guy who went in there and posted about what happened out here... he never came out! And if you go in there and look in the mirror holding a red candle... and you say his name three times... he'll step out of it and indef you!"
Note: the previous Comix appeared in the 1 January 2023 issue's CommonsComix column.
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