Wor Nanny's a mazer

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"Wor Nanny’s a mazer"
Song by Thomas “Tommy” Armstrong
Language English (Geordie)
Written 1800s
Songwriter(s) Thomas “Tommy” Armstrong

Wor Nanny's a mazer is a famous Geordie folk song written in the 19th century by Thomas “Tommy” Armstrong, in a style deriving from music hall. It is regarded by many as one of the classics.[citation needed]

This song tells the tale of a husband and wife setting out on a train trip to “town” to do some shopping. The trip starts to go wrong when they miss the connecting train. The pair end up in a pub where the wife becomes “a bit the worse for wear”. We are left to assume no shopping was done and no clothes bought.


Verse 1
Wor Nanny and me myed up wor minds
te gan and catch the train,
For te gan te the Toon te buy some claes
for wor little Billy and Jane;
But when we got to Rowlands Gill
the mornin' train wes gyen,
And there was ne mair te gannin' that way
till siventeen minutes te one.
So aa says te wor Nan, "Its a lang way te gan,"
aa saa biv hor fyece she wes vext;
But aa says, "Nivvor mind, we hev plenty o'time,
so we'll stop and gan in wi' the next"
She gov a bit smile, when aa spoke up and said,
"There's a pubbilick hoose alang heor,
We'll gan alang there and hev worsels warmed,
and a glass of the best bittor beor"
Nan wes se' stoot aa knew she'd not waak,
and she didn't seem willin' te try;
When aa think o'the trubble aa'd wiv hor that day,
If aa liked aa cud borst oot and cry.

Aye, wor Nannie's a mazer,
and a mazer she'll remain,
As lang as aa leeve,
aa winnet forget,
the day we lost the train.

Verse 2

So away we went te the pubbilick hoose,
and when we got te the door,
She says, "We'll gan inti the parlor end
For aa've nivvor been heor afore".
So in we went and teuk wor seats,
and afore aa rung the bell,
Aa axed hor what she was gannin' te hev,
"Why," she says, "The syem as yorsel"
So aa caalled for two gills o'the best bittor beor,
She paid for them when they com in;
But after she swalleyed three parts of hor gill,
She said, "Bob, man, aa'd rather hev gin."
So aa caalled for a glass o'the best Hollands gin,
And she gobbled it up the forst try;
Says aa te wor Nan, "Thoo's as gud as a man"
She says, "Bob man, aa felt varra dry."
So aa caalled for another, and that went the same way;
Aa says, "That'll settle thee thorst."
She says, "Aa've had two, and aa's nee better now
than aa was when aa swally'd the forst."


Verse 3

She sat and drank till she got tight;
She says "Bob man, aa feel varra queer."
"Why", aa says, "Thoo's had nine glasses o'gin
Te maa three gills o'beor."
She lowsed hor hat and then hor shaal,
And hoyed them on te the floor;
Aa thowt she was gan te gan wrang in hor mind,
So aa sat mesel close by the door.
She says, "Give iss order, aa'll sing a bit sang"
Aa sat and aa glowered at hor;
Aa thowt she wes jokin', for aa'd nivvor hard,
Wor Nanny sing ony before.
She gave iss a touch of 'The Row in the Gutter',
She pleased every one that was there.
There was neebody in but wor Nanny and me,
and aa laughed till me belly was sair.
She tried te stand up for te sing the 'Cat Pie',
But she fell doon and myed sic a clatter,
She smashed fower chairs, and the landlord com in,
And he said, "What the deuce is the matter?"


Verse 4
The landlord says, "Is this yor wife,
And where de ye belang?"
Aa says, "It is, and she's teun a fit
Wi' tryin' te sing a bit sang"
He flung his arms aroond hor waist;
And trailed hor acroos the floor,
And Nan, poor sowl, like a dorty hoose cat,
Was tummelled oot-side o'the door.
There she wes lyin', byeth groanin' and cryin',
Te claim hor aa reely thowt shyem;
Aa tried for te lift hor, but aa cudden't shift hor,
Aa wished aa had Nanny at hyem.
The papor man said he wad give hor a ride,
So we lifted hor inti the trap:
But Nan was that tight, she cudden't sit up,
So we fasten'd hor doon wiv a strap;
She cudden't sit up, she wadden't lie doon,
She kicked till she broke the convaince:
She lost hor new basket, hor hat and hor shaal,
That mornin' wi lossin' the train.

Places mentioned[edit]

This is the only place mentioned by name. It is not known either where they started their journey, or where they intended to do their shopping, although Newcastle upon Tyne would be an educated guess.

Comments on variations to the above version[edit]

  • In the early 19th century, as today, there were cheap books and magazines.
  • Many of these “chapbooks” were on poor quality paper to a poor standard and with poor quality print. *The works were copied with no thoughts of copyright, and the work required very little proof-reading, and what was done was not required to a high standard. Consequently, the dialect words of songs varied between editions.

As this was a very popular song, it appeared in numerous editions. The many versions published show considerable, some very minor, variations, mainly in the spelling of the words, and sometimes variations within the same edition. Some of the most common are listed below:


aa'd, aa had
afore, before
alang, along
an, an', and
any, ony
aroond, around
ay, aye
beer, beor
bitter, bittor
both, byeth
caalled, called
claes, clathes
com, come
convaince, conveyance
couldn't, cudden't, cuddent
doon, down
feel, felt
feyce, fyece
first, forst
gan, bannin'
gone, gyen
good, gud
hard, heard
heh, hev

heor, here
her, hor
hyem, hyeme
inti, into
iss, us
lang, long
leeve, live
made, myed
maisor, mazer, mazor
Nan, nannie, nanny
never, nivor, nivvor
o', of
paper, papor
parlor, parlour
pubbilick hoose, public hoose, public house
rang, rung
really, reely
saa, saw
same, seym, syem,
says, sez
shaal, shawl
shame, shyem
sic, such
stoot, stout
swallied, swalleyed
thoo, thou
took, teuk, tuek
trouble, trubble
varra, varry, very
wad, would
wadden't, waddent, wouldn't
was, wes
wer, wor
wersels, worels
wi, with
with, wiv
yersel, yorsel

Specific differences

Chorus line 1 "And" is added to the start of the line
Chorus line 2 ends with "she remains" instead of "she'll remain"
Chorus line 3 "And" is added to the start of the line
Chorus line 4 starts with "aa'll nivvor" instead of "aa winnet"
Verse 1 line 3 "For" is added to the start of the line
Verse 1 line 7 "was ne mair" is substituted by wasn't another one"
Verse 1 line 8 The time period varies from fifteen to seventeen minutes
Verse 1 line 9 "An" or "An" is added to the start of the line
Verse 1 line 12 "gan in" is substituted by "gan on"
Verse 1 line 12 "So" is omitted from the start of the line but "we'll" is added before "gan"
Verse 1 line 15 "hev" is substituted by "git" and later "warmed" by "warm"
Verse 1 line 17 "But" is added to the start of the line and later the line changed from "aa knew she'd not waak" to "aa knew she couldn't walk"
Verse 1 line 20 - the line starts "Aa's like te" instead of "If aa like aa cud"
Verse 2 line 1 "doon" is substituted by "away"
Verse 2 line 3 "te" is substituted by "inti"
Verse 2 line 4 "in" is substituted by "heor"
Verse 2 line 7 "drink" is substituted by "hev"
Verse 2 line 8 "And" is substituted by "Why"
Verse 2 line 11 & 12 changed from "But after she swalleyed three parts of hor gill, She said, "Bob, man, aa'd rather hev gin" to "An afore she'd swallied a haaf o' hors, She said, "Aa wad rethur hev gin"
Verse 2 line 14 changed from "And she gobbled it up the forst try" to "she swallied it doon the forst try:"
Verse 2 line 15 "Says aa te wor Nan" is substituted by "Aa sez to wor Nan"
Verse 3 line 3 "Why" is omitted from the start of the line
Verse 3 line 4 The "three" gills becomes "two" or more than three gills
Verse 3 line 6 "hoyed" is substituted by "tossed"
Verse 3 line 7 & 8 changed from "Aa thowt she was gan te gan wrang in her mind, so aa sat mesef close by the door" to "Aa thowt wor Nan was gan' Wrang iv hor mind so aa set mesel near the door"
Verse 3 line 17 "for" is omitted before "te sing" and the 'Cat Pie' becomes 'The Cat Pie'
Verse 4 line 1 changed from "The landlord says" to "He sez te me"
Verse 4 line 6 changed from "acroos" to "ower"
Verse 4 line 7 changed from "And Nan, poor sowl" to "An poor aad Nan"
Verse 4 line 8 changed from " tummelled" to "hoyed"
verse 4 line 9 "And" is added to the start of the line
Verse 4 line 11 changed from "for te lift" to "ta lift"
verse 4 line 12 "And" is added to the start of the line
Verse 4 line 13 changed from "ride" to "lift"
Verse 4 line 14 changed from "lifted" to "hoisted"
Verse 4 line 15 changed from "But Nan was that tight, she" to "She was that tight that she"
verse 4 line 17 "And" is added between "sit up" and "she" instead of the comma
verse 4 line 18 "And" is added to the start of the line
Verse 4 line 19 changed from "hor new basket" to "a new basket"
Verse 4 line 20 changed from "That mornin' wi lossin' the train" to "That wummin, wi lossin' the train."


  • Alex Glasgow (1935–2001) was one of the North of England's most popular folk singers in his day. His CD entitled “Alex Glasgow - Songs Vol - now and then” recorded in 1970 (ref MWMCDSP21) included “Wor Nanny’s a Mazer” together with 28 other titles[1]
  • Bob Fox and Benny Graham include the song on their album "How Are You Off For Coals?", along with several more of Tommy Armstrong's songs. (Fellside Records catalogue number FECD111)
  • YouTube recording [2]
  • YouTube recording of [3]

See also[edit]

Geordie dialect words