User:Mikewarne

Bio

Sir Dr. Michael Joseph Warne (1992 a.d.-) is a Knight of our savior Jesus Christ, who commits himself to destroy all evil, liberalism, and infidels that plague the modern world. He gratuated from Harvard University graduating with doctrines in every possible subject.

Travels

Mike Warne has traveled back in time to many eras and timeframes to "bitchslap" and "Unass shoots" of any individuals or groups who defie his immortal presence. He has reportadly fathered some of the greatest figures in Modern History, including Julius Caesar, Charlemagne, Christopher Columbus, George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Leonardo DiCaprio.