User:Smashhitsingle

== Smashhitsingle. (AKA me!) == Smashhitsingle is a person from somewhere who likes some stuff.
They have at least 2 friends and consider them selves copleteley NOT nerdy!
*cough* Ha! Not nerdy!! LOL!!!!

This is a song that they wrote a little while ago:
My mama gave me,
My mama gave me,
My mama gave me a spa-a-a-a-ank,
Coz I was naughty,
I took some choccies,
From the biscuit tin in the cu-u-upboard.

My mama gave me,
My mama gave me,
My mama gave me a huggly,
Coz I was crying,
I hugged my mommy,
It soothed the pain of the throbbing.

My mama gave me,
My mama gave me,
My mama gave me Top Trumps,
Coz she was sorry,
She'd spanked my botty,
My daddy said she was soft.

As you can see, they have absolutely NO spare time AT ALL. ;)