Fosselius in 2010
San Francisco, California, United States
|Occupation||Film director, producer, screenwriter, animator, satirist, inventor, musician, sound engineer, Foley editor, craftsman, puppeteer, performer, clown, monologist.|
|Years active||early 1970s–present|
Ernie Fosselius (born 1945) is an American filmmaker who has largely stayed out of the public eye. He is best known for his satirical spoofs of popular films, including the classic Star Wars parody Hardware Wars.
Fosselius is known for his satirical short films. The first appeared in 1976 in Mother's Little Network, a Pythonesque sketch comedy show for WGBH-TV in Boston, was The Hindenburger, in which a flying Big Mac burst into flames over New Jersey while a radio announcer (voiced by Fosselius) emotionally sobbed: "Oh, the humanity, Oh, the cheese!"
Fosselius was hired by Universal Studios to develop comedy screenplays. After working for many months on a script entitled "Two Guys from Space", the studio pulled the plug on the project and offered him the directing job on Pee-wee's Big Adventure as a consolation. Fosselius passed on it and went back to Fantasy Studios in Berkeley, where he made his living as a sound effects and foley editor on many feature films including Ed Wood, Serial Mom, Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, and Amadeus.
Fosselius continued to write screenplays (11 scripts that never went into production, including the Zippy the Pinhead movie) and work in the movie business as a director of "industrial" shorts, a special effects fabricator (including RoboCop 2), an actor, sound editor, and voice actor.
Ben Burtt asked Fosselius to contribute unusual voices and vocal effects to several Lucasfilm productions, such as the two pilots in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. He provided the voice of Poggle the Lesser in Star Wars: Episode II Attack of the Clones and voiced the sobs of the Rancor Keepers, Malakili and Giran, in Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi. He also contributed to the music score of Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi and is credited with co-writing the song "Lapti Nek". Additionally, he voiced the "Ack Ack"s in Mars Attacks and was also the voice of Trantor The Troll in Ernest Scared Stupid.
Fosselius directed the Eegah episode of Cinema Insomnia with Mr. Lobo and, staying true to his directing technique, also created many of the props. In 2009, Fosselius created a tribute to Ed Wood with his short film, Plan 9.1 from Outer Space, which featured hand-carved wooden puppets of the characters from the popular Ed Wood film, Plan 9 from Outer Space. The puppets acted out the scenes along with the edited soundtrack of the original film.
Complete with cardboard sets and visible wires holding up ships which were various household appliances, the film was shot over 4 days with a budget of around $8,000. When released, the film became a hit on its own, grossing close to three million dollars over its lifetime, making it one of the most popular and profitable short films of all time, but Fosselius netted very little of that profit.
When Hardware Wars was re-released in 1997 with new special effects in a "Special Edition" to spoof the special editions of the original Star Wars trilogy, Fosselius was not involved, as he disagreed with the concept of adding actual digital effects to a film which satirized digital effects, and asked that a "Not Approved by Ernie" label be added to the release. The film was finally released on DVD in its original form in 2002, Fosselius did participate, restoring the original stereo soundtrack, adding additional material and original outtakes, and recording a director's commentary that itself was a parody, poking fun at similarly self-indulgent tracks. However, Fosselius was reportedly flummoxed by the technicians who performed the telecine transfer and who made attempts to digitally remove the strings and wires and clean up the print, not realizing that the "defects" in the original were put there on purpose. Fosselius later teamed up with Apprehensive Films to release a 30th-anniversary DVD.
In the mid-sixties Fosselius performed with the San Francisco band 'Earth Mother and The Final Solution'. He was also a founding member of the band The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo, for whom he wrote the song "Hipsters on Parade".
Fosselius has continued to whittle mechanically animated carved caricatures and automata which he displays in traveling galleries called the "Marvelous Mechalodeon" and the "Crankabout Mechanical Theater", an entirely human powered exhibit. Fosselius created a special multiple caricature puppet of the band "The Heavenly States" which stood in for the group in their 2005 music video for the song "Car Wash." Some photographs of these devices are in this flickr album.
Fosselius is a satirical puppeteer ("Puppephobia!") who carves his own caricature puppets and performs on the street and at adult "puppet slam" venues. After all his work in television and film he now prefers this more direct form of self-expression, which he calls "Live, 3-D, Animation".
Fosselius is a celebrated artist and performer and has self-published two of his books: "Ernie Goes To Playland", an illustrated story of his childhood terror of amusement parks, and "Grandpa Floyd's Workshop", a revival of his collected 1970's syndicated cartoon strips. More "graphic novels" are on the way.
- "Ernie Fosselius Biography". TheCrippledMasters.com. Retrieved 9 October 2010.
- "Artist: Ernie Fosselius - from Renga Arts". Renga Arts. Retrieved 9 October 2010.
- "NTW Mother's Little Network". WGBH-TV. Retrieved 9 October 2010.
- Bob Calhoun (21 May 2002). ""Hardware Wars": The movie, the legend, the household appliances". Salon.com. Retrieved 9 October 2010.
- "Plan 9.1 from Outer Space (2009) - The Hunt for Edward D. Wood, Jr.". Ed Wood Online. Retrieved 9 October 2010.
- David Pescovitz (14 September 2006). "Ernie Fosselius's amazing hand-whittled automata". Boing Boing. Retrieved 9 October 2010.
- "Ernie Fosselius and his Mechalodeon". blip.tv. Retrieved 9 October 2010.
- HardwareWarsDVD.com - Official website for Hardware Wars & The Films of Ernie Fosselius
- Fosselius' personal website[dead link]
- Ernie Fosselius at the Internet Movie Database
- Interview about wood sculpture for Make magazine