Kristian Hoffman is an American musician. His sister is the writer Nina Kiriki Hoffman.
Singer/songwriter Kristian Hoffman first emerged during the late 1970s as songwriter and keyboardist for New York City cult favorite the Mumps, and was also an active figure in the No Wave, performing alongside the likes of Lydia Lunch and the Contortions, and playing keys and singing on the James White and the Blacks LP Off White . As a member of Bleaker St. Incident, with Ann Magnuson and Robert Mache, he spearheaded the "anti-folk" movement. Concurrently he was in the lounge rock band The Swinging Madisons , and was the original musical director for Klaus Nomi, writing many of Nomi's best known songs .
Hoffman later played in Kid Congo Powers' group Congo Norvell . By the 1990s, Hoffman was performing regularly as a solo artist; in 1993, he issued his debut I Don't Love My Guru Anymore, followed four years later by Earthquake Weather. For the remainder of the decade, Hoffman worked with Dave Davies and El Vez on various projects and also served as music director for Ann Magnuson and Rufus Wainwright. In 2002, he and producer Earle Mankey crafted a third album of duets, &. 
& includes collaborations such as "Get It Right This Time" with that dog.'s Anna Waronker, "Scarecrow" with Rufus Wainwright, and "Devil May Care" with Russell Mael of Sparks. "Revert to Type" features string arrangements from industry legend Van Dyke Parks. "Madison Avenue" is a duet with El Vez, "The Mexican Elvis." There is also a guest appearance from Pee Wee Herman AKA Paul Reubens. There are team-ups with the Three O'Clock's Michael Quercio, Maria McKee of Lone Justice, Lydia Lunch, and Ann Magnuson. 
Hoffman is also an artist who has designed album cover art for such musicians as The Voltaires, Andrew[disambiguation needed], and legendary Los Angeles punk band X, and for releases such as eggBERT Records' Hollies tribute "Sing Hollies In Reverse," as well as his own "He Means Well" limited addition 45 cover. Hoffman's art was also highlighted in the books "Two Blocks East of Vine" by Iris Berry  and "Incriminating Evidence" by Lydia Lunch. His most famous art composition to date probably remains the notorious "Bendover Girl" from an insert in the original edition of the New York Dolls' first album  , since reproduced on tee shirts, tattoos and drum heads all over the world.
In 2005, Hoffman was featured in two separate one-man art shows in Los Angeles galleries—the first an extensive retrospective of thirty years of illustrative work, and the other a showing of several new larger format works. He also designed the poster for the Green Day Documentary Heart Like a Hand Grenade.
In late 2005, a documentary on Klaus Nomi, The Nomi Song, directed by Andrew Horn, was released and received wide critical praise and several awards. The documentary has since come out on DVD (a Palm Pictures Release). It features extensive interviews with Hoffman and many of Nomi's other key collaborators, as well as footage of many rare concert and television appearances by Nomi. Four of Hoffman's compositions for Nomi are featured in the film, as well as some original incidental music and some clips of Mumps songs. The DVD extras include an extended interview with Hoffman wherein he details the genesis and thoughts behind each song he composed for Nomi.
Also released in 2005 was How I Saved the World, a newly remastered Mumps compilation, with all the tracks on the original 1995 eggBERT release plus ten extra unreleased tracks, all composed by Hoffman. The compilation also includes a full color 24 page booklet and a companion DVD of vintage Mumps performances at CBGBs and other venues, with optional commentary by Hoffman. This double-disc compilation was released by Sympathy For The Record Industry Records. Press and other historical information can be found at the Mumps official website www.mumpsmusic.com. 
Hoffman spent much of the first half of 2006 producing a new full length CD for long-time collaborator Ann Magnuson, called "Pretty Songs and Ugly Stories." Besides playing on the album with his band The Rock Gods, Hoffman also co-wrote ten of the songs with Magnuson. Rufus Wainwright added a one-man chorale to the CD's "Whatever Happened To New York." Other songs on the CD feature performances by the Chapin Sisters, Jonathan Lea of the Jigsaw Seen, DJ Bonebrake of X, and Heather Lockie of Listing Ship. The album was released December 2006. The record release party in the Disney Concert Hall's Redcat Theater was sold out, necessitating the addition of a second show. Guest artists for the shows included Candypants' Lisa Jenio, as well as Prince Poppycock, aka John Quale, who plays Jesus in the award winning Musical "The Beastly Bombing." Two sold out shows at L.A.'s Steve Allen Theater followed quickly thereafter. 
Throughout 2007, Hoffman continued to be Ann Magnuson's musical director as she played select dates around the country to promote "Pretty Songs."
Hoffman has also served as a regular member of the Mink Stole band, the Abby Travis band, the Carolyn Edwards band, and the Jane Wiedlin lounge combo Downtown Sensation. In addition, he has appeared as a session musician on albums by Andrew, the Jigsaw Seen, Carolyn Edwards, Blow Up (with Deborah Harry), and El Vez.
For over three years, Hoffman was the keyboard player for the popular Velvet Hammer Burlesque house band, led by the Millionaire (of Combustible Edison fame). The Velvet Hammer Burlesque ran monthly at the El Rey Theater in Los Angeles until director/producer Michelle Carr relocated to Germany. The band occasionally played original Hoffman compositions. Hoffman's original compositions were also featured in the film documentary "The Velvet Hammer Burlesque," by filmmaker Augusta. Other regular solo and duet appearances by Hoffman included a series at Hollywood's late Parlour Club, hosted by performance artist Vaginal Creme Davis.
Hoffman reported on his official website, as well as his Myspace and Facebook pages, that he had finished recording his new 17 song album, Fop, in late 2008; that it was being mixed by Earle Mankey; and that its release was expected in mid-2009.    It released in October 2010. On July 27, 2010, the classical-crossover phenomena Timur and the Dime Museum  released their album, The Collection: Songs from the Operatic Underground, containing five cover songs by Kristian Hoffman, with Kristian Hoffman, playing the piano on Total Eclipse.   LA Weekly compared Kristian Hoffman's lyrics in the song Lite of the World, as "dark lyrics that wouldn't be out of place on a Thom Yorke album". 
- Ann Magnuson: "Pretty Songs and Ugly Stories" (Produced, arranged and co-written by Kristian Hoffman) (2006)
- Mumps: "How I Saved The World" - 2 disc CD/DVD retrospective (includes 29 Kristian Hoffman compositions) (2005)
- & (2003) (solo album)
- "The Guru Home Demos" (2003) (Website-only CD release of original home demos for "I Don't Love My Guru Anymore")
- "The Am-Fam Variations" (2002) (website only CD release of incidental music recorded for the PBS documentary "A Death In An American Family")
- Earthquake Weather (1996) (solo album)
- "He Means Well/Green Circles" (1995) (7" Preview green vinyl 45 for lead song from "Earthquake Weather", with non-CD B-Side Small Faces cover "Green Circles")
- Congo Norvell "Live in the Misson" (1995) (7" yellow vinyl 45 EP, keys & co-writer one song)
- Mumps: "Fatal Charm" (1994) (original Mumps compilation on Eggbert Records)
- Congo Norvell "Music To Remember Him By" (1994) (keys, guitar, backing vocals, co-wrote five songs)
- I Don't Love My Guru Anymore (1993) (solo album)
- Congo Norvell "Lullabies" (1992) (keys, co-writer one song)
- Swinging Madisons: "Appearing Nightly" (1980) (Songwriter, lead singer -5 song 12" vinyl EP)
- Lydia Lunch "Deviations on a Theme" (2006) "Best of" career retrospective includes Hoffman duet with Lydia "I Can't Remember My Dreams", co-written with Lydia
- The Definitive Story of CBGB (2006) includes Mumps song "We Ended Up"
- New York Rocks (2005) Koch Records - Mumps "Crocodile Tears"
- Apples, Oranges, Nuts, Bolts (2003) "Best of L.A." compilation includes Hoffman duet with Russell Mael "Devil May Care" from "&"
- Sing Hollies In Reverse (1995) Hoffman solo cover of "I'm Alive"
- Melody Fair (1995) Hoffman solo cover of "Lemons Never Forget"
- Abby Travis "Glittermouth"(2006) keys, backing vocal arrangements, co-writing credits on "Now Was" and "Hunger"
- Carolyn Edwards "Carolyn Edwards" (2005) keys
- Andrew Sandoval "What's It All About" (2005) keys
- The Shakes "Gigantes Del Pop" (2004) The Shakes cover Hoffman composition "Crocodile Tears"
- "Music To Lose Your Knickers By" (2004) Velvet Hammer Burlesque Documentary Soundtrack. 2 instrumental compositions written, recorded, and performed by Hoffman
- Blow-up (with Deborah Harry) "In Technicolor" (2003) keys, guitar
- Dave Davies "Bug" (2002) keyboards
- Sally Norvell "Choking Victim" (2002) includes Hoffman/Norvell composition "Murder"
- Rosenstolz "Kassengift" (2002) includes Hoffman composition "Total Eclipse"
- Rosenstolz with Marc Almond "Total Eclipse" (2001) Single Remix of album version of "Total Eclipse" with new lead vocals by Marc Almond
- Abby Travis "Cutthroat Standards and Black Pop" (2000) Co-produced and Arranged by Hoffman. Keys, co-writing credit on "October"
- Andrew "A Beautiful Story" (2000) Cover Art, keyboards
- The Jigsaw Seen "Zenith" (2000) keyboards
- "Listen and Learn With Vibra-phonic" (1999) Hoffman produced, arranged, and played keyboards on Ann Magnuson version of David Bowie's "Moonage Daydream". Also includes Hoffman's solo cover of "Green Circles"
- Klaus Nomi "Eclipsed" (1999) includes Hoffman compositions Total Eclipse", "After the Fall", "Nomi Song" and "Simple Man", and Hoffman arranged songs "Lightning Strikes", "The Twist", "Just One Look" and "Falling In Love Again"
- El Vez "Son of a Lad From Spain" (1999) keyboards
- Dave Davies "Rock Bottom Live" (1997) keyboards
- El Vez " G.I. Ay Ay Blues" (1996)keyboards
- Lydia Lunch "In Limbo" (1984)keyboards
- Lydia Lunch "The Agony Is The Ecstasy"(1982) drums
- James White and the Blacks "Off-White" (1979) vocals, keyboards, co-wrote "Almost Black"
- Gary Valentine "The First One" (1978) Hoffman, along with the rest of Mumps, backs up Gary Valentine on his first solo 45
- Rome '78 (Actor, screenwriter)
- The Long Island Four (Actor)
- Vortex (Incidental music)
- Downtown 81 (Actor)
- Love Dolls Superstar (Incidental Music)
- The Nomi Song (Interviewee, songwriter, incidental music)
- Jobriath A.D. (Interviewee)
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Los Angeles Times: "If I Ran The Oscars" 
Boogie Woogie Flu: "Fop" 
Bluefat: "Tales of Hoffman" 
Magnet Guest Editor: From the Desk of Kristian Hoffman - "Tages' 'Studio'" 
Magnet Guest Editor: From the Desk of Kristian Hoffman - "Why Why Why" 
Magnet Guest Editor: From the Desk of Kristian Hoffman - "Los Shakers (The Ersatz Was Never So Exquisite)" 
Magnet Guest Editor: From the Desk of Kristian Hoffman - "Fop For Pop!" 
Magnet Guest Editor: From the Desk of Kristian Hoffman - "Smiley-Come-Lately (My Tardy Love For Brett)" 
Magnet Guest Editor: From the Desk of Kristian Hoffman - "Protest Is Best" 
Magnet Guest Editor: From the Desk of Kristian Hoffman - "Vintage Cat Glass Eye" 
Magnet Guest Editor: From the Desk of Kristian Hoffman - "Rocky Schenck Photography" 
Magnet Guest Editor: From the Desk of Kristian Hoffman - "Picture Book" 
Magnet Guest Editor: From the Desk of Kristian Hoffman - "Weepers" 
L.A. Weekly Interview 
Trouser Press Swinging Madisons Entry 
Encyclopedia.com Congo Norvell entry 
Rolling Stone review 
Discogs Discography 
All Music Guide entry 
All Music Guide Mumps entry 
Kristian Hoffman obituary for Klaus Nomi from the East Village Eye 
Kristian Hoffman reviewed in Pop Matters 
Los Angeles Times Calendar Article