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is currently, or is about to be, on Epicgenius vacation in real life from June 11, 2014 until Late August 2014 and may not be able to respond immediately to queries. He may pop in now and then from an available online source. Happy editing! I will still be around to edit New York City-related articles, but will not be active again until I return to school.
This is my new, and obviously pretty lame, userpage. My old, and much funnier, userpage is . here
A little about me
No, I'm not giving out any confidential information.
It may blow up Wikipedia! (Very funny. Oh yeah, I live in New York City.)
So, I am
(Redacted) years old, my name is (Redacted), and I live on (Redacted) Street, (Redacted). My phone number is (Redacted).
Articles significantly expanded include:
NYC-related articles (current project)
Lots of train articles (I mean lots)
Copyediting for errors (factual and typos)
Vandalism and stuff
Funny vandalism on Wikipedia (please help me find the diffs):
wikipediavandalism.tumblr.com and Huffington Post ( Huffington Post) for the cases of vandalism.
Awful vandalism, but still pretty epic
Note: I did not do any of these. I just found them. (195 entries)
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"It is said that Razzo can take the form of an eagle. There have only been a few sightings of an eagle wearing socks and sandles. Whenever there is a thunderstorm, Razzo is fighting a god in search of his true past and on his ever longing quest to free humanity from oppression. Razzo's stage name was Muhammad. Razzo's sandles allow him to have wings. While his sandles allow him to have a ginormous penis. Like twenty feet." LOL
"Wernkology is the study of wernk."
Page blanking, 2 years Who has the real diamond?
 6 weeks.
Terrorism in the United States –  1 month 5 days; vandalism also got transferred to another article
Mañana Será Otro Dia 5 months
Street racer ski 9 weeks.
Hardin County, Ohio was a country for nearly six months. Rautavaara wrote "ASDF"
Etudes for nearly six months. Parts of
this edit took a month to fix. The (imaginary) Belgian Bun Companion guide
. Over eight months. The lower-case professor
, about six months.
Irina Simagina was a man  for 10 months.
This female politician was a man for eight months.
Gé van Aelst, mix-up entry, 1 month. Parts of
this edit stayed for over eight months. Link to non existent congressman
 over nine months. Zach Hansen
born in 1736. Three weeks.
Prince Albert Day, six days. Ever heard of "Aka Amir khosro Ahmadi"?
 Probably not. Stayed for 17 months.  And what's this about?
Accidental page blanking stood for a year. Islamic flags were "pink blue and rainbow" for
nearly 2 months. Which was nice. Married to a wanker from
September 2008 to June 2009. A chef worked at "Noob's" for 19 months, from
to November 2006 July 2008
Possibly Kosvinsky Mountain There was excrement on a talk page for 38 months, from
to November 2006 January 2010
Wrong date of death for three years, until he actually died!
34 children for two years - then they all left at the same time. The Protestant
Cruse family was made Jewish for two-and-a-half years, from the article's creation in to April 2009 . Based on the false information on Wikipedia, family members were listed on October 2011 an antisemitic website.
The boy fiend, September 2010 to June 2013 (33 months).
Planes (film) –  (note the allusion to Equestria Girls)
This page and the people who wanted to keep it. Also, the 4 th and 10 th comments on whether to delete it or not. The way
this user was banned.
Hillary Clinton's secret alter ego  The
real winner of the 2000 U.S. Presidential Election 
This all-powerful IP user (posted on an administrator's talk page)
These edit summaries A very
frank and concise opinion on a certain NHL team.
Charles Manson's mother's problem that caused him to be what he was.  The evil side of yo-yos.
Eloquent statement of the positive side of vandalism. (yes, this was vandalism)
Very subtly named sockpuppet account.
gasp No way?! , , , , , , , , , 
A little known
fact about the history of the Euro as a food source.
Recipe for Admiral Ackbar stew. The
people don't use the real reason sandbox for test editing.
Little known result of Gamal Abdel Nasser's death. How
Sitting Bull got his name. The
true origin of the Illiad.
What the...? Yo ho ho!
A pirate's life for me! An unexpected
fire hazard How one food
changed the course of history.
Directions on how to play Xtreme Peanuts. One of
George Washington's less-known military accomplishments.
A shocking exposé on the actual identity of a certain U.S. Senator.
He wasn't too far off...
The best DYK nomination ever. (more on this page) A
very cost-effective way to produce wood pulp. Two
very little-known facts about house centipedes
Democrats and Republicans: going at it for more than 2300 years... The
actual origin of acne.
environmental benefits of killing Britney Spears
Creative Commons is anti-Semitic
Tom Cruise, funnily
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (2)
Romeo and Juliet
I bet that some old person wrote this
How do you "heroically" make a wrong turn?
Stupid bot... Or maybe sad... there's an article about
American Commercial Lines 200 (a NASCAR race) but not the company it's sponsored by.
Vandal fighters can do dumb things: spam?
Vandal fighters can do dumb things, part 2
This shouldn't be that funny but it is You know that supernatural stuff is ridiculous when
the Weekly World News is cited as a credible source on this article] Compare
this vs this. How long is that?!
No pimping here
The greatest IP admission
A clever joke
A clever alternate meaning of Space Invaders
Ha ha ha, I'm laughing (no, not really)
I wonder, who's Derek's ex-girlfriend?
B.o.B cooks like a boss
Which side are you on??
The tribes of a tortilla
Rice burners and Rick Ross
This edit took days to be recognised
How footballer Aaron Ramsey killed 11 people, including Osama bin Laden
Sneaky vandalism undetected for almost a month.
Ever heard of the 'Wigga Party'?
Do you like naked tennis?
No YOUR FACE
Last I checked 10 year olds are not teenagers
Thats the first time I've heard that...
Great way to ask a person's opinion on your hobby
It seems you are more bored then I am
Jeez, thanks for writing down your life experience
Damn you too bro?
At least they put an edit summary!
A Giants fan? Yep
The definition of TMI
No you are
Looks like ClueBot is a bitch
This user didn't even try to hide the fact that they were a sockpuppet...
Contribs of a sock of a blocked user. Hint: Look at the username.
The end of the United States of America.
California Gold Rush conspiracy theory. The
Peoples Republic of China knows no limits in their atrocities.
Dentists: the bane of society.
Cruelty in Iceland. (Read third section) Some kid who was
sent to his room...
Informative article about a very strange country.
The key to getting on your colleagues' good sides. (think about a girl trying this...) A
little known fact about Juan Ponce de León. The
unknown dangers of a certain species of rodent. Maybe this guy had a
few too many to eat.
This edit summary.
And I thought nuclear weapons were dangerous... Imagine posting
this on AIV after you get a level four warning. Well, the template
does exist, but maybe, just maybe, it wasn't meant to be used in the article. Contributed by Ohnoitsjamie. And I thought medical advice was
only given on the Reference Desk. Contributed by Enigmaman. It's bad enough to post a ridiculous statement on a Wikipedia article. It's worse to
defend it Also contributed by Enigmaman.
These edit summaries just keep getting better and better.
The origin of peanut butter.
The pain, the agony
This guy understands Wikipedia policies perfectly. We must all
bow before the wisdom of Cluebot.
This Why isn't
this empty? A
real summary of Halo Wars. I wish my
first edit was a good as this one I've always wondered
what he does after the show is over... Some terrorists fly planes into buildings. Then there are
the lesser known ones.
This, which is far and away the funniest thing I have ever seen anywhere on Wikipedia. Found by Giggy, shamelessly stolen by me. Me
exposing just how deep the vandals' conspiracy runs
This is the first time I have ever been textually Rickrolled. "
If you're going to troll at least have the decency to put it in the correct place"
RfA is tough, but sometimes it produces moments of utter epicness. Like this... Now I know the
real reason most people I know like cherry pie better than blueberry. Dude, I wish my school had the curricula
this one does.
Why did you protect the stupid page?!?! I wanted to vandalize!
This warning and the fact that this page is still vandalized more than almost any page on Wikipedia.
This warning on an administrator's unprotected user page, less funny than the above, but still…
PDelahanty's mousepad article threat
Why keep? Here's why…
"It's practically British"
The "large hairy men masquerading as girls constituency"
On the challenges that Wikipedia will have to overcome, or my favorite AfD closure rationale
If you're going to vandalize some admin's userpage, at least make me laugh
On proper comportment at WP:AN
This woman changed gender some time ago
The horrible truth
Why not to cite Wikipedia
I'm not explaining this. Find out yourself…
Now I "vandalized" a page… why?
Tweed chewing gum
Looks like someone has a vendetta against the letter T (warning: large diff)
RIght back at you, silly vandal (scroll to bottom)
Puerility, part 1 part 2 (same vandal)
Silly things the upper class doesn't say
1994 Fairchild Air Force Base B-52 crash
Wikipedia is not that important
The Sun (United Kingdom)
WP:AfD/Cruel Summer (GOOD Music album)
So the Bahamas is in the US now?
My reversion of sneaky vandalism
Chicken McNuggets and paedophiles
Racist but funny poem by an indefinitely blocked vandal
Good Bad, but funny way to get revenge: Change their username for them
MONEY! (Not vandalism)
An epic edit war, brought to you by the creators of epic stuff
Jay-Z had 99 problems and Solange Knowles is now one more
Stylized by Wikipedia it is!
An editor thinks something might be wrong with this page. That editor can't be bothered to fix it, but can rest assured that they've done their encyclopedic duty by sticking on a tag.
Please allow this tag to languish indefinitely at the top of the page, since nobody knows exactly what the tagging editor was worked up about.
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Mailing list posts
Pages to consult
My own pages
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Pages that may be of use
Ending a sentence with a
is something that this user is okay with. preposition
This user does
not put two spaces after a full stop.
their / there / they're
This user thinks that
there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with
and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. s need's an apostrophe
This user is addicted to
and has been known to use them indiscriminately... ellipses
: There are no steroids in baseball. Only players Fact has breathed on. Chuck Norris
This user does not
This user is in their 20s.
[note 1 ]
This user is proud to be Chinese.
This user's time zone is
This user's time zone is
It is approximately
6:26 AM where this user lives. ( ) New York
In Memoriam: 9/11
Lest we forget…
16 This user has set foot in
16 countries of the world.
This user exists. This is not claiming that this user is not a bot, sockpuppet, blocked user, or inactive user, it is just stating that this user EXISTS. He/She/It/They would like to point out that the reader must exist as well.
Not to brag, but... this user's
is IQ 160.
This user uses
as a primary search engine. Google
This user has a profile on
This user maintains a
This user has an account on . YouTube
ELL This user contributes with a computer manufactured by
Where I go
16 This user has set foot in
16 countries of the world.
This user prefers using
to fill up his user page instead of actually writing something useful. userboxes
This user is
not a Wikipedia , but administrator might like to be one someday...
This editor's user page, talk page and/or subpages have been
vandalized 7 times.
24 July 2014.
This user reserves the right to completely
screw up his own edits.
This user watches over Wikipedia with the help of
This user has been a Wikipedian for 7.6% of their life.
This user has classified
35876 edits using the anti- STiki vandalism tool.
This user is a
: making massive, bold edits everywhere. WikiDragon
This user has been on Wikipedia for 1 year, 8 months and 15 days.
This user once made
∞ edits in one day.
This user screws
and treats them with no mercy. vandals
This user believes that vandal reverting
IP addresses should be rewarded or thanked for their efforts.
Upon finding vandalism, this user does not hesitate to warn the perpetrator.
linkspam This user despises
linkspam, and will terminate it on sight, as well as any other spam by the contributor.
This user has more edits than 99.99% of registered users on the English Wikipedia.
Last but not least...
[note 3 ]
This user has no more userboxes.
^ Technically, maybe.
^ No, not really.
^ YAY! ALMOST ONE FULL EDIT! THAT's ALMOST 1.0 FULL EDITS!!!