User:Epicgenius

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Epicgenius uses the Wikibreak Switch template, and plans to notify anybody at an instant if he decides to take a wikibreak.


This is my new, and obviously pretty lame, userpage. Face-grin.svg My old, and much funnier, userpage is here. Unless you want a double entendre right now...

When I'm hungry, I want a pepperoni pizza. When they're taking too long, I want my pieprzony pizza.[1]

Some guy's comment on Reddit (for more stuff like this, see here).
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sar-N This user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?
en This user is a native speaker of English.
en-hk This usah is a speakah of Hong Kong English la, but he/she think that very good in English.
yue 呢位用户嘅母语粤语/广州话
呢位用戶嘅母語粵語/廣州話
zh-5 該用戶能以專業中文進行交流。
该用户能以专业中文进行交流。
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A little about me

No, I'm not giving out any confidential information. It may blow up Wikipedia! (Very funny. Oh yeah, I live in New York City.)

So, I am (Redacted) years old, my name is (Redacted), and I live on (Redacted) Street, (Redacted). My phone number is (Redacted).

Also, for a brief etymology of my name: I edit at genius.com, and I am a contributor of epic proportions here. Ha![2]

BOW DOWN HERE TO THE STATUES OF KIM JONG-IL AND HIS DADDY, KIM IL-SUNG. OH YEAH, THEIR NAMES ARE INTENTIONALLY BIGGER. BOW DOWN NOW,  '​CAUSE IF YOU DON'T, YOU'LL BE SENT TO PRISON. SO BOW DOWN!!!
A little innocuous pelican...

OR IS IT???


Contributions

A swamp in New Orleans, Louisiana. I don't live here. Nor do I want to.

Articles significantly expanded include:

  • NYC-related articles (current project)
  • Lots of train articles (I mean lots)
  • Copyediting for errors (factual and typos), and MOS
  • Adding references and wikifying where fit
  • Anti-vandalism, using STiki, Twinkle, and Vada, and in the future, if I ever get time, Huggle

Random section placed here

FAQ

  • Who? My initials are (Redacted) (though if you came here from Disqus or Google Plus, I will vehemently assert that my name is not what it claims to be).
  • What? A teenager at the time of registration. I am still at school. I am male.
  • When? Since November 9, 2012.
  • Where? New York City. Not Staten Island.
  • Why? I don't know. I got a life, but unfortunately no girlfriend yet. :(
  • How? Using a computer.
  • Are you fat? No, I'm not.
  • Did you get Ebola? WHAAA?
  • 你说中文吗? I'm Chinese. Are you seriously asking me if I speak Chinese?!
  • Do you speak English, then? Well, duh.
  • How many cars do you own? Me, zero. My family, multiple.
  • Do you take the subway? Do I have a choice?
  • How good are you in...? Well, I am good at chess, music, math, writing, etc. I am smart and super-awesome. Hence my username. HAHAHA!

Vandalism and stuff

Howtonotbeadick.jpg

Funny vandalism

Epic vandalism

Funny vandalism on Wikipedia (please help me find the diffs):

Thanks to wikipediavandalism.tumblr.com and Huffington Post (Huffington Post) for the cases of vandalism.

Awful vandalism, but still pretty epic

Shortcut:

Note: I did not do any of these. I just found them.

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There's more!

Funny tags

Creepy articles

See this page for a list.

Weird articles

Arbitrarily random map of an arbitrarily random place
Articles
Essays, etc.
Images
Mailing list posts

Pages to consult

My own pages


Other pages

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Interesting

Pages that may be of use

Userboxes

Last but not least...

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  1. ^ Technically, maybe.
  2. ^ No, not really.
  3. ^ YAY! ALMOST ONE FULL EDIT! THAT's ALMOST 1.0 FULL EDITS!!!

A game

References

  1. ^ This means pepper in Polish. It also means "fuck my pizza" in Polish. So what?
  2. ^ But seriously though, I do edit at Rap Genius. And I consider myself epic. Just kidding, everyone does...
  3. ^ https://tools.wmflabs.org/xtools/pcount/index.php?name=220.101.28.25&lang=en&wiki=wikipedia
Committed identity: 7E159C110135E09B3F45365CE5CE0A1AF21AA1A0FD91927BF1023D279E32F452 is a SHA-256 commitment to this user's real-life identity.