User:Epicgenius

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 Epicgenius uses the Wikibreak Switch template, and plans to notify anybody at an instant if he decides to take a wikibreak.

This is my new, and obviously pretty lame, userpage. My old, and much funnier, userpage is here. Unless you want a double entendre right now...

When I'm hungry, I want a pepperoni pizza. When they're taking too long, I want my pieprzony pizza.[1]

Some guy's comment on Reddit (for more stuff like this, see here).
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sar-N This user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?
en This user is a native speaker of English.
en-hk This usah is a speakah of Hong Kong English la, but he/she think that very good in English.
yue 呢位用户嘅母语系粤语/广州话。 呢位用戶嘅母語係粵語/廣州話。
zh-5 該用戶能以專業的中文進行交流。 该用户能以专业的中文进行交流。
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No, I'm not giving out any confidential information. It may blow up Wikipedia! (Very funny. Oh yeah, I live in New York City.)

So, I am (Redacted) years old, my name is (Redacted), and I live on (Redacted) Street, (Redacted). My phone number is (Redacted).

Also, for a brief etymology of my name: I edit at genius.com, and I am a contributor of epic proportions here. Ha![2]

BOW DOWN HERE TO THE STATUES OF KIM JONG-IL AND HIS DADDY, KIM IL-SUNG. OH YEAH, THEIR NAMES ARE INTENTIONALLY BIGGER. BOW DOWN NOW,  '​CAUSE IF YOU DON'T, YOU'LL BE SENT TO PRISON. SO BOW DOWN!!!
A little innocuous pelican...

OR IS IT???

Contributions

A swamp in New Orleans, Louisiana. I don't live here. Nor do I want to.

Articles significantly expanded include:

• NYC-related articles (current project)
• Lots of train articles (I mean lots)
• Copyediting for errors (factual and typos), and MOS
• Adding references and wikifying where fit
• Anti-vandalism, using STiki, Twinkle, and Vada, and in the future, if I ever get time, Huggle

FAQ

• Who? My initials are (Redacted) (though if you came here from Disqus or Google Plus, I will vehemently assert that my name is not what it claims to be).
• What? A teenager at the time of registration. I am still at school. I am male.
• When? Since November 9, 2012.
• Where? New York City. Not Staten Island.
• Why? I don't know. I got a life, but unfortunately no girlfriend yet. :(
• How? Using a computer.
• Are you fat? No, I'm not.
• Did you get Ebola? WHAAA?
• 你说中文吗? I'm Chinese. Are you seriously asking me if I speak Chinese?!
• Do you speak English, then? Well, duh.
• How many cars do you own? Me, zero. My family, multiple.
• Do you take the subway? Do I have a choice?
• How good are you in...? Well, I am good at chess, music, math, writing, etc. I am smart and super-awesome. Hence my username. HAHAHA!

Vandalism and stuff

Funny vandalism

Epic vandalism

Thanks to wikipediavandalism.tumblr.com and Huffington Post (Huffington Post) for the cases of vandalism.

Awful vandalism, but still pretty epic

Note: I did not do any of these. I just found them.

(199 entries)

Weird articles

Arbitrarily random map of an arbitrarily random place
Articles
Essays, etc.
Images
Mailing list posts

Pages to consult

Other pages

RfA candidate S O N S% Ending (UTC) Time left Dups? Report
RfB candidate S O N S% Ending (UTC) Time left Dups? Report

No RfXs since 07:23, 11 October 2014 (UTC).—cyberbot I NotifyOnline

Userboxes

Last but not least...

0+ This user has made over 0 contributions to Wikipedia and knows this is a meaningless statistic.
[note 3]
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1. ^ Technically, maybe.
2. ^ No, not really.
3. ^ YAY! ALMOST ONE FULL EDIT! THAT's ALMOST 1.0 FULL EDITS!!!

References

1. ^ This means pepper in Polish. It also means "fuck my pizza" in Polish. So what?
2. ^ But seriously though, I do edit at Rap Genius. And I consider myself epic. Just kidding, everyone does...
3. ^ https://tools.wmflabs.org/xtools/pcount/index.php?name=220.101.28.25&lang=en&wiki=wikipedia
Committed identity: 7E159C110135E09B3F45365CE5CE0A1AF21AA1A0FD91927BF1023D279E32F452 is a SHA-256 commitment to this user's real-life identity.