Yesterday I went to my new school
I saw the bully and his best friend too
He laughed at me and called me names
I showed him WP:CIVIL
The bell rang and in came the teacher
Who told us to be on our best behaviour
And so I raised up my hand and retorted,
‘Please, miss, read WP:NPOV
And then the teacher looked very angry
So she taught us about modern history.
‘Blair was a prime minister,’ she said
‘Please, miss, read WP:V
So she told me to skip lunch today
And at the detention room I was to stay.
So I showed her WP:BURO
And look! She showed me WP:NOT#DEM
Straight to the principal’s room I went
And said some words which were well meant
I shouted WP:NOBIGDEAL
And off I went, for I was on a WP:WB
And a rhyme break, too!