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Ian Temby (born 1942) - Q.C., Officer in the Order of Australia (AO). First Commissioner of the New South Wales Independent Commission Against Corruption (ICAC). More recently commissioner in the Temby Royal Commission into the Finance Broking Industry (report tabled in 2002). Has lived in Summer Hill, New South Wales.

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+'''Ian Temby''' (born 1942) - [[Queen's Counsel|Q.C.]], Officer in the [[Order of Australia]] (AO). First Commissioner of the [[Independent Commission Against Corruption of New South Wales|New South Wales Independent Commission Against Corruption]] (ICAC). More recently commissioner in the Temby Royal Commission into the Finance Broking Industry (report tabled in 2002). Has lived in [[Summer Hill, New South Wales]].
-Ian Douglas Temby (born June 21st, 1989) is an American Techno-Revolutionist born in Dodgeville, WI. His early childhood was quite turbulent in that aliens were constantly trying to contact him. On September 25, 1999, he finally responded saying, please tell me the greatest band in the world. The aliens were immediatly astounded by what Ian had said and so, ceased contacting him. Ian was quite said, and went into a state of hyperbolic sleep, In his own mind he trained himself to become omnipotent, so he could find out all of life's answers. On October 43rd, 3423423 A.D. he awakened,only to succumb to the Alien slavery that wrapped Earth in turmoil. He later found out they were the very aliens who had tried to contact him millennia ago. He re-contacted the aliens, telepathacally(he had learned how to perform this feat and many others, including instant transmission Steve!)and asked them why. They told him of the evil Phil Collins, and how it was he that enslaved the earth, pretending to be them. Ian resumed his quest to find the greatest band in the world,as this was obiously the only way to stop the tyrant, Phil Collins. His search ended when he found a mysterious circular disc, supposedly from the year 1994. It was very worn, yet preserved in hypo-refrigeration from the vast tundra of Americana that he recovered it in. It had a peculiar symbol, an upside down pentagram with a naked dude standing in awe from it. From his vast studies of all music, Ian knew that this was the Rush Star-man,this was also the year of the re-release and remastering of all Rush albums, one of Ian's candidates for the greatest band in the world. He grasped the ancient precursor of the before time--his time. Used his laser-eye beam power, and teleported (that's right Steve) to Phil Collin's Lair, 2112 Part V played, and Phil Collins immediatly melted, sreaming: I'll get you in the year 2008, Ian Douglas Temby!!!!, Ian assumed Phil Collins Crazy as that was far, far in the past. After multiple orgys with all the women of the world, in thanks for his great deed, Ian longed for his own time, and contacted the aliens once more asking for a way home. The aliens first asked for multiple orgys with Ian much like the ones he had with the most beatiful women of the Earth. Ian hastily declined, as he knew that all of these kind of aliens were A-Sexual, which would be like getting it on with a Hemaphridite.
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+==External links==
+* [http://nla.gov.au/nla.ms-ms9105 Papers of Ian Temby and very brief bio].
+* [http://www.aija.org.au/ctr/TEMBY.HTM Paper by Ian Temby on "Reform Of Criminal Trial Procedure"].
+* [http://www.artbank.gov.au/pdfs/artbank_8_newsletter.pdf Article on Temby on page 8 of this PDF format newsletter]
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+[[Category:1942 births|Temby, Ian]]
+[[Category:Living people|Temby, Ian]]
+[[Category:Officers of the Order of Australia|Temby, Ian]]