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Jodie Louisa Marsh aka I'm A Worthless Bint (born 23 December 1978) is an English WHORE and Attention Seeking Brainless Oaf. She has appeared topless (suprise, suprise!) in many tabloid newspapers and has appeared on her own reality TV show, Totally Jodie Marsh.

Message From Jodi "I'm insucre loser who's had 3 nose jobs because I want to be PRETTY LIKE KATIE!!"

Her big break came in January 2003 when she was featured in ITV documentary Essex Wives.

Career

AKA "LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME! PAT ATTENTION TO ME, IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A WORTHWHILE PERSON!"

Writing

Message from Jodie "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I don't even know HOW to write!"

Rivalry with other celebrities

Message from Jodi "I only hate Katie because she's better than me at everything. Fucking Bitch."

Personal life

Message from Jodie "You don't need to read this section, I'm writing another book as I type...."

Other controversy

Message From Jodie "I would like to say sorry to Kian Egan. I know nothing ever happened between us, you have too much class fdor a start, but I so wanted to believe that I could have a man like you (or any of your bandmates, even the gay one.)

Anyway fuck men, I have Nina know (who's writing this for me, isn't she the best?!)

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-'''Jodie Louisa Marsh''' (born 23 December 1978) is an [[England|English]] [[glamour model]] and [[television personality]]. She has appeared topless in many tabloid newspapers and has appeared on her own reality TV show, ''[[Totally Jodie Marsh]]''.
+'''Jodie Louisa Marsh aka I'm A Worthless Bint''' (born 23 December 1978) is an [[England|English]] [[WHORE]] and [[Attention Seeking Brainless Oaf]]. She has appeared topless (suprise, suprise!) in many tabloid newspapers and has appeared on her own reality TV show, ''[[Totally Jodie Marsh]]''.
+Message From Jodi "I'm insucre loser who's had 3 nose jobs because I want to be PRETTY LIKE KATIE!!"
-==Early life==
-Marsh was born in [[Brentwood, Essex]], [[England]] to a middle-class family. Her father, John Marsh, ran his own scaffolding business. She has one younger brother, Jordan. Marsh's nose was disfigured as the result of a childhood [[hockey]] accident.  According to Marsh, this made her the target of bullying during her schooling at [[Brentwood School (England)|Brentwood School]], which caused her to consider suicide.<ref>{{cite news|url=http://education.guardian.co.uk/schools/story/0,,1799013,00.html|title=The Great Divide|date=2006-06-08|publisher=The Guardian  |accessdate=2008-04-18}}</ref>
 Her big break came in January 2003 when she was featured in [[ITV]] documentary ''[[Essex Wives]]''.
 ==Career==
-===Television and film appearances===
-In addition to glamour modeling, Marsh has also taken part in many [[reality television]] shows, including ''[[Trust Me - I'm A Holiday Rep]]'', Channel 4's ''[[The Games (British TV)|The Games]]'', [[E4 (channel)|E4]]'s ''Fool around...with Jodie Marsh'' on two occasions,<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/F/foolaround/story/story.jsp?id=86|title=Picker's Diary: Jodie Marsh|date=2008-03-07|publisher=Channel4.com|accessdate=2008-04-18}}</ref> as a house guest in the short lived [[Five (channel)|Five]] series ''[[Back to Reality]]'', [[Sky One]]'s ''[[Celebrity Penthouse]]'', the one-off documentary ''Jodie Marsh: Close Up'', and she appeared with her dogs in ''[[It's Me or the Dog]]''. In 2005 she did several model shoots for [[Television X]].  In 2006, Marsh made her film debut in the British comedy ''[[Are You Ready for Love?]]''
+AKA "LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME! PAT ATTENTION TO ME, IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A WORTHWHILE PERSON!"
-Marsh began presenting her own television series, ''[[Get A Life (Reality TV Show)|Get A Life]]'' for [[Living TV]] which commenced 1 March 2007. It was cancelled after two episodes, due to poor viewing figures.<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/programming/a43988/living-gives-jodies-show-the-axe.html|title= Living gives Jodie's show the axe|accessdate=2007-03-27|author=Joanne Oatts|date=2007-03-16| publisher=Digital Spy}}</ref>
-===''Celebrity Big Brother''===
-In January 2006, she appeared on ''[[Celebrity Big Brother (UK)|Celebrity Big Brother]]'' in the UK. She clashed with a number of housemates, most notably [[Pete Burns]], [[Michael Barrymore]] and [[George Galloway]] who grew tired of her describing her sexual experiences, and alleged victim mentality. She appeared, however, to establish a friendship with fellow housemate [[Chantelle Houghton]]. This friendship ended when the show finished.<ref name=youtube>{{cite video |people=Jodie Marsh |title=Jodie Marsh on best of CBB |url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy5yszvLUEU |accessdate=2008-04-18}}</ref> On Friday 13 January, Marsh was first to be voted out of the Big Brother house&nbsp;— with 8 out of 10 possible nominations (the highest ever margin) from her fellow housemates, but only 42% of the public vote.<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.bigbrotheronline.co.uk/celebritybigbrother4/contestants/jodie_marsh.htm|title=Celebrity Big Brother Jodie Marsh contestant profile|publisher=bigbrotheronline.co.uk|accessdate=2008-04-18}}</ref>She cried during her post-eviction interview with [[Davina McCall]] describing the experience as "horrific" and her housemates as "vile jealous bullies".<ref name=youtube />
-===''Totally Jodie Marsh''===
+===Writing===
-[[Image:Totally Jodie Marsh.jpg|thumb|Advertising poster for her 2007 show, as seen on the wall of the [[London Underground]].]]
+Message from Jodie "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I don't even know HOW to write!"
-In May 2007, the website [http://www.marryjodiemarsh.com/ Marry Me Jodie Marsh] was launched with the teaser "I'm getting married this September... Only problem is that I don't have a man!". Men were invited to submit an application for a series of open auditions for the chance to marry Marsh that September. [[MTV]] filmed the search and subsequent wedding.<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.marryjodiemarsh.com/|title=Marry Jodie Marsh|accessdate=2007-06-17}}</ref>
+==Rivalry with other celebrities==
-The reality series featuring Marsh entitled ''Totally Jodie Marsh: Who'll Take Her Up the Aisle?'', premiered in July 2007 documenting Marsh's search to find a husband.<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.mtvnetworks.co.uk/jodiemarsh|title=MTV’s Totally Jodie Marsh: Who’ll Take Her Up The Aisle?|accessdate=2008-04-18}}</ref> Marsh eventually chose Matt Peacock, an ex-boyfriend of fellow glamour model Jordan.<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.mtvnetworks.co.uk/highlights/week33|title=Totally Jodie Marsh: Who’ll Take Her Up The Aisle?: Episode Highlights|accessdate=2008-04-18}}</ref>
+Message from Jodi "I only hate Katie because she's better than me at everything. Fucking Bitch."
-In the final episode of the show, MTV executives confronted Marsh and [[Matt Peacock]] with taped footage of Peacock's audition claiming he and Marsh had been dating for months and living together for three months, contrary to the show's claims. After the MTV executives left the room, Peacock accused Marsh of lying to MTV.<ref>{{cite video |people=Jodie Marsh, Matt Peacock |title=Jodie in MTV meeting |url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJZz_K3hB3c |accessdate=2008-04-18}}</ref>
-The couple married on 1 September 2007 at Sugar Hut, an [[Essex]] [[nightclub]]. A second ceremony in her mother’s back garden was shown on MTV on 2 September 2007.<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.mtv.co.uk/channel/mtvuk/news/03092007/marsh_gets_married|title=Marsh Gets Married|accessdate=2007-09-05|author=Tom Thorogood|publisher=MTV UK}}</ref> It was later revealed that Marsh had the wedding paid for by sponsors who believed that the wedding was genuine.<ref>{{cite news|url=http://www.sundaymirror.co.uk/news/sunday/2007/09/09/jodie-s-a-silly-faker-98487-19758233/|title=Jodie's a Silly Faker|last=Gould|first=Laura|date=2007-09-09|publisher=The Sunday Mirror|accessdate=2008-04-18}}</ref>
-The couple split up in December 2007.<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/tvgossip/Jodie_Marsh_splits_with_husband_Matt_Peacock_article_170171.html|title=Jodie Marsh Splits With Husband: Marriage to Matt Peacock fails after just three months|date=2007-12-18|publisher=Now|accessdate=2008-04-18}}</ref> Marsh later admitted to ''Love It'' magazine in their 8th January 2008 issue that ".. the marriage was for TV. It was never for real." and "I'm not hiding the fact I did the TV show for money. Of course I did".<ref>{{cite news|title=My Marriage Was Never Real to Me|accessdate=2008-08-01|author=Amy Brookbanks|publisher=Love It}}</ref>
-===Writing===
-Marsh wrote a weekly column for celebrity gossip magazine ''[[Sneak magazine|Sneak]]'' until its closure in August 2006 and was previously ''[[Zoo Weekly]]'' magazine's "sexpert", advising men on sex-related issues. Her choice as an [[agony aunt]] angered some established professionals.<ref>{{cite news|url=http://society.guardian.co.uk/publichealth/story/0,,1272592,00.html |title=Beware The Sexperts|last=Boynton|first=Petra |date=2004-07-30|publisher=The Guardian}}</ref>
-In 2005, Marsh published her autobiography ''Keeping It Real''.<ref>{{cite news|url=http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2006/jan/25/broadcasting.bigbrother|title=Laura Barton interview Jodie Marsh|last=Barton|first=Laura|date=2006-01-25|publisher=The Guardian|accessdate=2008-04-18}}</ref>
-==Rivalry with other celebrities==
-Marsh is well known for her heated feuds with other celebrities, including a feud with fellow glamour-model [[Jordan (Katie Price)|Jordan]].<ref>{{cite news|url=http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=16552617&method=full&siteid=66633&headline=thie-big-brother-name_page.html|title=The Big Brother|last=Mciver|first=Brian |date=2006-01-06|publisher=The Daily Record|accessdate=2008-04-18}}</ref>
-During her stint on ''Celebrity Big Brother'', Marsh was on friendly terms with fellow contestant and [[Essex girl]] [[Chantelle Houghton]], but this did not continue after the series. After Houghton won the competition and married [[Samuel Preston (singer)|Samuel Preston]], Marsh took an opportunity to draw criticism about their marriage calling it "a publicity stunt". She went on to call Houghton "a waste of space", and "talentless".<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/interviews/article.html?in_article_id=39209&in_page_id=11|title=60 SECONDS: Jodie Marsh|last=William|first=Andrew|date=2007-02-28|publisher=Metro.co.uk|accessdate=2008-04-18}}</ref>
 ==Personal life==
-[[Image:Jodie Marsh.jpg|thumb|right|300px]]
-It has been widely reported in [[United Kingdom|British]] [[tabloid]]s that Marsh has had a string of relationships with other celebrities including [[Fran Cosgrave]], [[Calum Best]], [[Marcus Palmer]], ex-[[Blazin' Squad]] singer and ''[[Celebrity Big Brother (UK)#Series 3 (January 2005)|Celebrity Big Brother 2005]]'' runner-up [[Kenzie]].<ref>{{cite news|url=http://www.independent.co.uk/news/media/two-crossdressers-a-rapper-called-maggot-and-george-galloway-celebrity-big-brother-is-back-521804.html|title=Two cross-dressers, a rapper called Maggot... and George Galloway: Celebrity Big Brother is back|last=Bennetto |first=Jason |coauthors=Roberts, Genevieve|date=2006-01-06|publisher=The Independent|accessdate=2008-04-18}}</ref>
+Message from Jodie "You don't need to read this section, I'm writing another book as I type...."
-In December 2006, Marsh announced her engagement to Brentwood [[DJ]] David Doyle, after dating for eleven days.<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.mybrum.co.uk/birmingham/celebs-jodie-marsh.htm|title=Jodie to tie the knot|accessdate=2007-03-27|publisher=mybrum.co.uk}}</ref> Eschewing the traditional engagement ring, Marsh instead tattooed Doyle's full name on her hand and the couple appeared together in ''[[OK!]]'' magazine announcing their plan to marry in a [[Fetish fashion|fetish]] ceremony in a [[dungeon]].<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/288082004.htm|title=Celebrity Big Brother&nbsp;— Jodie Marsh's Wedding Plans!|accessdate=2007-03-27|date=2007-01-11|publisher=FemaleFirst}}</ref>
-The relationship ended between late December and mid-January 2007 with Doyle blaming Marsh's constant drinking and poor personal hygiene.<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.people.co.uk/news/news/tm_method=full%26objectid=18508692%26siteid=93463-name_page.html| title=Sex With My Jodie Sizzled ... Until She Got Too Sozzled|accessdate=2007-03-27|coauthors=David Jeffs and Emma Donnan|date=2007-01-21|publisher=The People}}</ref>
-Since October 2008 Marsh has been dating a woman, known as Nina, a hairdresser.<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celebrity-news/277420/shock-jodie-marsh-i-m-dating-a-woman/1/|title=Shock Jodie Marsh I'm Dating a Woman|date=2008-10-14|accessdate=2008-11-08|publisher=Now}}</ref> In the November issue of the UK edition of [[Star (magazine)|''Star'' magazine]], Marsh gave a full interview about their relationship and recreated the iconic ''[[Vanity Fair]]'' front cover depicting [[Cindy Crawford]] shaving [[K.D. Lang]]. When asked how she would label her sexuality, Marsh replied if she had to choose 'I would be bi'.<ref>Nov 2008 Issue Star Magazine</ref>
 ==Other controversy==
-In 2004, Marsh sold a story to the ''[[News of the World]]'' claiming that she had a sexual liaison with [[Chelsea F.C.]] midfielder [[Frank Lampard]]. Lampard denied the claims and filed a complaint with Press Complaints Commission.<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.lawdit.co.uk/reading_room/room/view_article.asp?name=../articles/Frank%20Lampard%20Complains%20to%20PCC.htm|title=Frank Lampard Complains to PCC|accessdate=2008-04-18}}</ref>
+Message From Jodie "I would like to say sorry to Kian Egan. I know nothing ever happened between us, you have too much class fdor a start, but I so wanted to believe that I could have a man like you (or any of your bandmates, even the gay one.)
-On 24 March 2006, [[Liberal Democrats]] education spokesman [[Phil Willis]] questioned Schools Minister [[Jacqui Smith]] in Parliament as to whether Marsh should be permitted access to schools in promoting her BeatBullying work, describing her blog as "the language of an appalling bully". Smith responded that, "Jodie Marsh does not represent the Department for Education and Skills in any way. "Decisions about giving people access to pupils in schools are a matter for individual head teachers and governing bodies."<ref name=dailymail>{{cite news|url=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=380904&in_page_id=1773|title=Jodie Marsh 'not fit for a classroom'|date=2006-03-24|publisher=The Daily Mail|accessdate=2008-04-18}}</ref> Marsh described Willis as "just a sad, past-it old wannabe trying to get famous off my back". Willis later told the ''[[Daily Mail]]'': "I just think we are descending really to the lowest common denominator when we are actually putting people on a pedestal like Jodie Marsh to send into our schools. I think we could find better role models."<ref name=dailymail />
-On 11 August 2006, Marsh was booed by spectators at the annual [[Jersey Battle of Flowers]] Parade where she was a celebrity guest. The combined fee for Marsh and the parade's other celebrity guest, [[Andy Abraham]], was estimated as £20,000. It has been suggested that this expense and the quality of the celebrity it bought contributed to the negative reception.<ref>{{cite news|url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/jersey/4782575.stm|title=TV Marsh booed in Battle parade|date=2006-08-11|publisher=BBC News}}</ref>
-On 16 May 2007, Marsh stood atop a giant wedding cake in [[Leicester Square]] in [[London]], dressed in a white tutu, with two white belts covering her nipples and carrying a bridal bouquet to promote her upcoming reality series ''Totally Jodie Marsh''.<ref>{{cite web|url=http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/tv_and_radio/article1800412.ece|title=Jodie Marsh launches TV hunt for husband|accessdate=2007-06-19}}</ref> During the appearance, she was interviewed by journalist Jody Thompson who asked her, in addition to other questions, why she accused her one-time ''Big Brother'' housemate Chantelle Houghton of marrying for publicity only to do the very same thing. Marsh finished the interview but was filmed walking off stating, "I actually wanted to punch her [Thompson] in the face. Lesbian, blatantly! That short hair! And butch, looks like a man . . . She was a bitch from hell, she was a complete cow." The comments, which were broadcast on MTV, angered several [[gay rights]] activists.<ref>{{cite news|url=http://media.guardian.co.uk/site/story/0,,2132297,00.html|title=Totally stitched up by Jodie Marsh|last=Thompson|first=Jody|date=2007-07-23|publisher=The Guardian}}</ref>
-==References==
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-==External links==
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+Anyway fuck men, I have Nina know (who's writing this for me, isn't she the best?!)
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