Stuart Cowie: Difference between revisions
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== External links == |
== External links == |
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* [http://www.psa-squash.com/entry/ranking.php?player=T00107 Profile at psa-squash.com] |
* [http://www.psa-squash.com/entry/ranking.php?player=T00107 Profile at psa-squash.com] |
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== The relationship between Stuart Cowie and consuming pie == |
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The world is unsure whether Stuart Cowie enjoys consuming pie. This question has plagued the earth for thousands of years. Evidence shows that Stuart Cowie has recently been consuming cherry pie topped with a massive amount of whipped cream, but no one can be sure. The world may never know the preference of Stuart Cowie on the topic of pie consumption. |
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== Evidence on the issue of pie consumption == |
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When consulted with a question on the topic of pie consumption, Mr. Cowie will always respond with 'well, that's a personal question.' He is obviously attempting to cover something up. He may not intend for anyone to know his opinion for it is close to his heart. Investigations still continue. |
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== Failed attempts to uncover the truth == |
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=== 1 === |
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Plainly address the question to Stuart |
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==== Reasons for failure ==== |
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A reply of 'that's personal' |
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| NAME = Cowie, Stuart |
| NAME = Cowie, Stuart |
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| ALTERNATIVE NAMES = Cow Doggie Dog |
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| SHORT DESCRIPTION = British squash player |
| SHORT DESCRIPTION = British squash player |
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Revision as of 21:05, 9 November 2015
Stuart Cowie is a former Scottish professional squash player. He won a Bronze Medal in the men's doubles at the 1998 Commonwealth Games, partnering Peter Nicol.
External links
The relationship between Stuart Cowie and consuming pie
The world is unsure whether Stuart Cowie enjoys consuming pie. This question has plagued the earth for thousands of years. Evidence shows that Stuart Cowie has recently been consuming cherry pie topped with a massive amount of whipped cream, but no one can be sure. The world may never know the preference of Stuart Cowie on the topic of pie consumption.
Evidence on the issue of pie consumption
When consulted with a question on the topic of pie consumption, Mr. Cowie will always respond with 'well, that's a personal question.' He is obviously attempting to cover something up. He may not intend for anyone to know his opinion for it is close to his heart. Investigations still continue.
Failed attempts to uncover the truth
1
Plainly address the question to Stuart
Reasons for failure
A reply of 'that's personal'
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