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[[This user flaunts proudly the fact that he uses drugs. This immature attitude leads to the downfall, death and destruction of people everywhwere. It is against the law for good reason.]] |
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'''Bongwarrior''' (b. [[1974 in heavy metal music|1974]]) is an [[United States|American]] [[dude]] who is a regular contributor to [[Wikipedia]]. |
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==Early life== |
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In late [[1973 in heavy metal music|1973]], Bongwarrior's father and mother had "[[mating|relations]]". This eventually resulted in Bongwarrior being born. He was a fairly hefty baby. His early years were very productive, as he learned to read and write and not get [[food]] in his hair. |
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==Middle life== |
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Some time later, Bongwarrior discovered [[marijuana]] (or "ganja" as it is sometimes called by [[jazz]] musicians). He was intrigued by the fact that smoking this substance imbued him with certain [[superhuman|super powers]], such as the ability to sit through an hour of [[sitar]] music. At that time, he made a solemn vow to use these powers to defend the noble weed against all who would wish it harm, or at least keep smoking it. A short time later, Bongwarrior lost interest in academics and dropped out of [[college]], though this is probably just a coincidence. |
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==Later life== |
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Bongwarrior is still alive as of this writing, which is good news for him. He contents himself with strumming his [[acoustic guitar]], editing people's incoherent ramblings on [[Wikipedia]], or making incoherent ramblings of his own. |
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==Articles he has created== |
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*[[Eric Wagner]] |
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*[[We All Love Ennio Morricone]] |
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==Articles he did not create, but is claiming credit for== |
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*[[Taoism]] |
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*[[Black Sabbath]] |
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*[[Pittsburgh Steelers]] |
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*[[Wikipedia]] |
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*[[Master of Puppets]] |
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*[[Spinal Tap]] |
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*[[Nucleoside triphosphate]] |
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*[[God]] |
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