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Anal probing is the insertion of an instrument into the anal cavity of a human or animal to assess the condition of the lower bowel. Instruments used include pliers, tongs, fiber-optic cables, syringes, eye droppers,Dildos, hand grenades, dynamite thermometers, and specialized balloons. Anal probing is used most often to identify digestion problems; however, it can also be used to identify parasites, organ damage, and foreign objects in the rectal cavity.

In popular culture

Anal probing by aliens is a common theme in extraterrestrial life in popular culture. For example:

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-'''Anal probing''' is the insertion of an instrument into the [[anus|anal]] cavity of a human or animal to assess the condition of the lower [[bowel]]. Instruments used include [[pliers]], [[tongs]], [[fiber-optic cable]]s, [[syringe]]s, [[eye drop]]pers, [[thermometer]]s, and specialized [[balloon]]s. Anal probing is used most often to identify [[digestion]] problems; however, it can also be used to identify [[parasite]]s, [[organ (anatomy)|organ]] damage, and foreign objects in the rectal cavity.
+'''Anal probing''' is the insertion of an instrument into the [[anus|anal]] cavity of a human or animal to assess the condition of the lower [[bowel]]. Instruments used include [[pliers]], [[tongs]], [[fiber-optic cable]]s, [[syringe]]s, [[eye drop]]pers,[[Dildos]], hand grenades, dynamite [[thermometer]]s, and specialized [[balloon]]s. Anal probing is used most often to identify [[digestion]] problems; however, it can also be used to identify [[parasite]]s, [[organ (anatomy)|organ]] damage, and foreign objects in the rectal cavity.
 ==In popular culture==
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 Anal probing by [[extraterrestrial life|aliens]] is a common theme in [[extraterrestrial life in popular culture]]. For example:
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-*The ''[[South Park]]'' episode "[[Cartman Gets an Anal Probe]]" in which Cartman gets an anal probe by aliens. Also in the episode "[[The Death of Eric Cartman]]", Butters is "examined" by doctor through use of a giant, red, vibrating anal probe.
-*A memorable sketch from ''[[The Kids in the Hall]]'' features two aliens discussing the purpose and motivation for anally probing Earthlings.
-*''[[Gaia Online]]'', an anime-based [[role-playing game]] website, 2006 [[Halloween]] event featured trading of alien, human, and bovine anal probes.
-*The ''[[Destroy All Humans!]]'' [[video game]] series.
-*In the cartoon series [[Futurama]], the character Fry is abducted by a flying saucer whose vanity plate reads "PROBE 1."
 ==See also==
 *[[Colonoscopy]]