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Honors Chemistry

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This request for creation has been reviewed. The reviewer comments appear below the article text. If you want to make changes and try again, copy and paste your article into a new submission and make your changes there. HONORS CHEM Honors Chemistry is 5th period. Sometimes we watch Bear Grylls. He teaches us survival techniques. What a man, what a man. Some people say that Bear Grylls is phony (ahem) and he is most definately not. What we Do In Honors Chemistry, we love eating food. Especially nachos and really long sandwiches. And sometimes cookies. If everyone can do well on our tests (ahem: to the same person as before!) COOKIES When we all do well on our tests we are able to get cookies from our teacher's wife. They are delicious and sometimes the cookie count is wrong so we are able to get 3 cookies instead of 2. Those are the best days! When the class took a test last week we almost got to get cookies but one person didn't get an "A", so this author thinks that person should bring the class cookies of brownies or ice cream or doughnuts or something of that sort. MAN VS. WILD Man Vs. Wild is a show on the Discovery Channel where a studly man-muffin named Bear Grylls goes to places that no other person or people would want to go and then he survives. Even though he may or may not get any outside help, you wouldn't be able to survive in those places even if you had an army of helpers. So stop putting Bear Grylls down!!!!! (ahem to you again...) PROJECTS The class has already written really good papers on our fave scientists, and now we get to make posters on inventions.!!!!!! A certain person, along with this author, will be doing their presentation of the sun because it has no inventor or invention date and it will be really easy to make a project on. OUR LAB Sometimes we do labs. We did a lab where we burned chalk and it would explode a little and then it turned purple. This author's lab group did way better than the other lab group. It's because Bear Grylls helped us. He knows everything so he was able to give us the right answers. Thanks, Bear. You da' man. Sources Lincoln, Abraham; Grant, U. S.; & Davis, Jefferson (1861). Resolving Family Differences Peacefully (3rd ed.). Gettysburg: Printing Press Pooh, Winnie T. & Robin, Christopher (1926). "Modern techniques in heffalump capture". In A. A. Milne (Ed.), The Karma of Kanga, pp. 23–47. Hundred Acre Wood: Wol Press. Nash, Jay Robert (1994). Encyclopedia of Western Lawmen & Outlaws. Da Capo Press. p. 250. ISBN 030680591X. Amazon Books. Retrieved on April 13, 2005. New York Times, http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/09/25/ a-less-misleading-man-vs-wild/index.html Declined. The proposed article is not suitable for Wikipedia. Hersfold (t/a/c) 00:42, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
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Bastawros, Bastawros the Wise, the Ajaxonite

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This request for creation has been reviewed. The reviewer comments appear below the article text. If you want to make changes and try again, copy and paste your article into a new submission and make your changes there. Bastawrose the wise is a man of high calibre. He is the patron saint of Ajax youth group and he does not refrain from helping all his bastawrosi. Bastawros, often noted as bastawros the wise, is in my opinion the greatest of all the bastawrosi. He is the one that you can cry to late at night when you're thinking of all your worries and your woes. He helps the wise and punishes dem hoes. He assists in your highs and your lows. He is the actor and the show, he is your finger and your toe. blessed be bastawros Story Time Bastawros was once in the hospital for a various illness. Next to him was mike and mike would always ask Bastawros whats outside the window. This was because mike was paralyzed, on the verge of healing. Bastawros often told him delightful tales of the sites outside the window, and Mike's mood elevated in amazement. Bastawros would recite tales of birds flying side by side, the snow capped trees, and the playful children that seem to frollick around the beautiful scenery. Mike's eyes burst with fascination, he was infatuated with the window's vision of beauty. Bastawros then came down with Bastowrosia, an illness dedicated to him, he was in desperate need of the nurses attention. Thus, he called for Mike to help, Mike in his envy did not assist him for he knew that he would be able to watch the window. Mikes paralysis was healing so he may pass the days observing the windows delights. For Mike's betrayal, Bastawros gasped his dying breath, "Ah Bastawros". He clunched his bastawros in agony and died on the spot. Mike then asked the nurse to transfer him to Bastawros' bed. His plight was almost accomplished, he got up and stared out the window, to his sadness, there was only a wall outside the window. A cold, banal, ugly wall of the building that sided with the hospital. Mike was devastated, Bastawros only told him the tales of children and birds to elevate mike's spirit and abate his pain. Bastawros is forever remembered as showing great Bastawrosity in the sight of a traitor. blessed be bastawros. Sources 99.242.217.80 (talk) 01:07, 10 December 2007 (UTC) Bailey,J.M., & Pilliard, R.C. (1991) A genetic study of male sexual orientation. Archives of General Psychiatry Declined. Your article appears to be a joke. It might be a wonderful entry in Uncyclopedia, a wiki where jokes and parodies are highly encouraged. However, Wikipedia requires a stodgier, more factual tone in its articles, and your comedic efforts cannot be rewarded here. Ariel♥Gold 01:19, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
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Casey Salchert

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Litany for the Whale

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This request for creation has been reviewed. The reviewer comments appear below the article text. If you want to make changes and try again, copy and paste your article into a new submission and make your changes there. Litany for the Whale are an American rock band from Santa Rosa, CA. Formed by Michael Conrad and Richard McKee in 2006, Litany for the Whale has since become one of the heaviest and loudest rock bands to come from the area. Sources 99.246.32.247 (talk) 01:42, 10 December 2007 (UTC) Declined. This suggestion doesn't sufficiently explain the importance or significance of the subject. See the speedy deletion criteria A7 and/or guidelines on musical artists. Please provide more information on why this musical artist is worthy of inclusion in an encyclopedia. Thank you. Ariel♥Gold 02:20, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
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Jonathan Lee Jones

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This request for creation has been reviewed. The reviewer comments appear below the article text. If you want to make changes and try again, copy and paste your article into a new submission and make your changes there. Jonathan Lee Jones is the oldest brother of Oliver Jones (Tweed,Radiodogs) and Daniel Jones (Savage Garden).He has recorded several songs with brother Oliver including an (unsigned) album under the name 'The Others'. He currently lives and works as an actor and musician in Sydney, Australia. He has been in a dozen or so TV commercials, short films and sung & played in theater restaurants. Sources REFERENCE: JOBX Spoof ad - http://au.youtube.com/results?search_query=jobx&search=Search 220.237.200.239 (talk) 02:01, 10 December 2007 (UTC) Declined. This suggestion doesn't sufficiently explain the importance or significance of the subject. See the speedy deletion criteria A7 and/or guidelines on biographies. Please provide more information on why the person or group is worthy of inclusion in an encyclopedia, and cite reliable, published third-party sources, so that the information in the article is verifiable. Thank you. Ariel♥Gold 02:21, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
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Album

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The Tales of Beedle the Bard

J.K. Rowling, author of the Harry Potter book series, has hand-written seven books titled "The Tales of Beedle the Bard." The books have been leather-bound elaborately decorated with beautiful stones, gold, and silver.

Six of the books were given away as a "Thank You" present to those people most involved with Harry Potter over the years. The seventh book will be auctioned off in December 2007, and the proceeds will be given to charity.

This is according to a segment titled "Auction of 'The Tales of Beedle the Bard'" in the "News" section on J.K. Rowling's website: www.jkrowling.com.

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http://www.jkrowling.com

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Robert S. Fair

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This request for creation has been reviewed. The reviewer comments appear below the article text. If you want to make changes and try again, copy and paste your article into a new submission and make your changes there. Robert S. Fair is a very handsome young man who currently plays for the Harrisburg Cougars as a right guard. He is very highly regarded by many as the only white player on that team. His girl friend, Elysiea Arroyo, is very approving of his sexual ability. He is not only a good guy, but he also has fun with his fans. His most beloved friends are: Jacob Rodriguez, Alonzo Piper, Jeff Baltimore, Darren Martinez, Juan Pena, Amanda McGarvey, Rayven Bellamy, Breyanna Holland, Karyn Quijano, Janece Rivera, Sabrina Butts, and many others. In football, he has played for 3 years for the Harrisburg Cougar football team, at both Offensive Right Guard and Defensive Right Tackle, both with the number 62. He is very friendly with all people and tries his best to keep up with his school work. He has attended the following schools: Downey Elementary: K5 Mount Zion Elementary: K5 Downey Elementary: 1st Grade Downey Elementary: 2nd Grade Lincoln Elementary: 3rd Grade Scott Elementary: 4th Grade Melrose Elementary: 4th Grade Marshall Elementary: 4th Grade Shimmel Elementary: 5th Grade Math/Science Academy: 6th Grade Math/Science Academy: 7th Grade Math/Science Academy: 8th Grade SciTech High: 9th Grade SciTech High: 10th Grade Robert lives in low income housing in the middle of Harrisburg, PA. At SciTech, he is a member of the Paws and Claws Club, Latino Heritage Club, and the International Club. He had a 3.6 GPA in his 9th Grade, and is currently with a 2.7 GPA. Sources 68.36.122.60 (talk) 03:53, 10 December 2007 (UTC) Declined. Your article appears to be a joke. It might be a wonderful entry in Uncyclopedia, a wiki where jokes and parodies are highly encouraged. However, Wikipedia requires a stodgier, more factual tone in its articles, and your comedic efforts cannot be rewarded here. Ariel♥Gold 04:18, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
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Robert S. Fair

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This request for creation has been reviewed. The reviewer comments appear below the article text. If you want to make changes and try again, copy and paste your article into a new submission and make your changes there. Robert S. Fair is a very handsome young man who currently plays for the Harrisburg Cougars as a right guard. He is regarded by many as the only white player on that team. He was born October 22,1991 in Harrisburg, PA, where he has lived all his life. His girl friend, Elysiea Arroyo, is very approving of his sexual ability. He is not only a good guy, but he also has fun with his fans. His most beloved friends are: Jacob Rodriguez, Alonzo Piper, Jeff Baltimore, Darren Martinez, Juan Pena, Amanda McGarvey, Rayven Bellamy, Breyanna Holland, Karyn Quijano, Janece Rivera, Sabrina Butts, and many others. In football, he has played for 3 years for the Harrisburg Cougar football team, at both Offensive Right Guard and Defensive Right Tackle, both with the number 62. He is very friendly with all people and tries his best to keep up with his school work. He has attended the following schools: Downey Elementary: K5 Mount Zion Elementary: K5 Downey Elementary: 1st Grade Downey Elementary: 2nd Grade Lincoln Elementary: 3rd Grade Scott Elementary: 4th Grade Melrose Elementary: 4th Grade Marshall Elementary: 4th Grade Shimmel Elementary: 5th Grade Math/Science Academy: 6th Grade Math/Science Academy: 7th Grade Math/Science Academy: 8th Grade SciTech High: 9th Grade SciTech High: 10th Grade Robert lives in low income housing in the middle of Harrisburg, PA. At SciTech, he is a member of the Paws and Claws Club, Latino Heritage Club, and the International Club. He had a 3.6 GPA in his 9th Grade, and is currently with a 2.7 GPA. He goes by several names including but not limited to: Rob, Bobby, Bobby Seth, Big Rob, Malibu, Yung Ballhoney Smasher, Freak McNasty, and Rob-Geez. He loves sports and his favorite teams are: High School: Harrisburg Cougars College Football: Michigan Wolverines Pro Football: Philadelphia Eagles Pro Baseball: New York Yankees Pro Basketball: Los Angeles Lakers He has 3 brothers, 1 older and 2 younger, and 1 younger sister. He looks up the most to his mother, Debra Fair, and does not care at all what happens to his father. Robert is the inspiration to many professional players including Trent Cole, Dwight Freeney, Ray Lewis, and Kyle Brady. He is also a published writer of several stories or poems, which have been published but he has not received any money for his works, but is still writing just for the fun of it. He strongly believes in playing for the Love of The Game. He is a friendly comedian who makes many people feel good about them selves and gives credit where credit is due. He recognizes many other players as exceptional and makes people realize that they can all do something with his life. He also gives the best massages that all of his clients enjoy. The enjoyment is now only enjoyed by the love of his life, Elysiea Arroyo. Sources 68.36.122.60 (talk) 04:09, 10 December 2007 (UTC) Declined. Your article appears to be a joke. It might be a wonderful entry in Uncyclopedia, a wiki where jokes and parodies are highly encouraged. However, Wikipedia requires a stodgier, more factual tone in its articles, and your comedic efforts cannot be rewarded here. Ariel♥Gold 04:18, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
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Airos Adventures Season 10

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This request for creation has been reviewed. The reviewer comments appear below the article text. If you want to make changes and try again, copy and paste your article into a new submission and make your changes there. Season 10 # Airdate Prod. Code Title Summary 329-1001 March 7, 2008 3Y09 "CaptainfalconguyGCN's Own Studios" Jason, Colin, and other Youtube users make a movie company. 330-1002 March 14, 2008 "Attack of the Killer Clowns (or Clowns with Laws)" Lanturn has Coulrophobia and can't get over it, but it grows even worse when crazed, evil, weapon wielding clowns invade Orlando, Florida. Declined. This article provides insufficient context for those unfamiliar with the subject matter. Please see tips on how to better format your article. VivioFateFan (Talk, Sandbox) 05:21, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
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dude eggs

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This request for creation has been reviewed. The reviewer comments appear below the article text. If you want to make changes and try again, copy and paste your article into a new submission and make your changes there. im trying to request this gets put up id like to know what it is and im surprised people can buy it being filmed but even they didnt know what it was === Sources mtv's viva la bam season 2 episode 5 or the 13th episode of the series part 2 of mardi gras, they purchase these dude eggs and convince don vito to eat one no one knowing what it really is 63.135.3.70 (talk) 05:05, 10 December 2007 (UTC) Declined. This article provides insufficient context for those unfamiliar with the subject matter. Please see tips on how to better format your article. Ariel♥Gold 05:17, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
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Stephanie Malek

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This request for creation has been reviewed. The reviewer comments appear below the article text. If you want to make changes and try again, copy and paste your article into a new submission and make your changes there. Sources https://www.cia.gov/kids-page/index.html - no such mention of "Stephanie Melek" at this URL. Ariel♥Gold 68.21.11.183 (talk) 05:20, 10 December 2007 (UTC) Stephanie Melek was born in Newton County, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, 1945. She has discovered over 20 new shades of purple and wrote sixty new fashion tips worthy of Runway magazine. She has won the Princeton notable scholar award. In her lifetime, two people helped with her success. These were Edna McCarthy, her train track agent and Lola Lago, her private detective. Declined. We cannot accept unsourced suggestions or sources that are not reliable per the verifiability policy. Please provide reputable, third-party sources with your suggestions. Third party sources are needed both to establish the verifiability of the submission as well as its notability. Ariel♥Gold 07:02, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
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Wikipedianity

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This request for creation has been reviewed. The reviewer comments appear below the article text. If you want to make changes and try again, copy and paste your article into a new submission and make your changes there. History Sources 69.19.14.30 (talk) 06:12, 10 December 2007 (UTC) Declined. We cannot accept blank suggestions. Please consider submitting to Wikipedia:Requested articles instead. Ariel♥Gold 06:57, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
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Wikipedianity

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This request for creation has been reviewed. The reviewer comments appear below the article text. If you want to make changes and try again, copy and paste your article into a new submission and make your changes there. Description Wikipedianity is the practice in which the person believes in Wikipedia as a deity, or a god. Wikipedians, which is what people who believe in Wikipedianity, take Wikipedia's word for everything. In other words, they believe that Wikipedia is never wrong. They believe that Wikipedia is the god of all gods. History and origins Wikipedianity's origins lie within three young men. They used wikipedia for everything that they needed to look up. The men decided to write a book about how wikipedia had changed their life. Wikipedianity is simply the name wikipedia and christianity molded together. Wikipedianity has become a widely believed religion. Many believe wikipedia to be the god of humanity. They believe that wikipedia has articles on everything, and that it is never wrong. Sources Wikipedianity, the religion, by Christian Treanor 69.19.14.30 (talk) 06:26, 10 December 2007 (UTC) Declined. Granted, this is probably one of the most original joke submissions I have read, but, it does appear to be just that: A joke. It might be a wonderful entry in Uncyclopedia, a wiki where jokes and parodies are highly encouraged. However, Wikipedia requires a stodgier, more factual tone in its articles, and your comedic efforts cannot be rewarded here. Ariel♥Gold 06:59, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
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Lauroo

Lauroo (Urdu, slang, etymology unknown) is a term that commonly refers to a particularly irritable class of homosapiens associated with the mock establishment known as KGS (Karachi Grammar School).

These individuals are characterized by their incessant flaunting of their non-existing burgerpan - a term which needs an article of its own to be defined properly. They are homophobic to other school childrens and have the 'snobby nose' syndrome. Hence, they perceive anyone outside their immediate social circle as inferior & do not stoop down to their level to talk with them.

Furthermore, this class of humans is characterized by their GAIETY & HAPPY-GO-LUCKY attitude in all walks of life & in all professions - those of the day & especially those of the night.

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116.71.39.39 (talk) 07:16, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

Randy Charles Epping

Randy Charles Epping, based in Zurich, Switzerland and São Paulo, Brazil, has worked in International Finance for over 25 years, holding management positions in European and American investment banks in London, Geneva, and Zurich. He has a master’s degree in International Relations from Yale University, in addition to degrees from the University of Notre Dame and the University of Paris-La Sorbonne. He is currently the manager of IFS Project Management AG, a Switzerland-based international consulting company. He is also the president of the Central Europe Foundation, which provides assistance to students and economic organizations in Central and Eastern Europe. In addition to "A Beginner's Guide to the World Economy", Vintage Books, 2001, Mr. Epping has written several articles and two other books on the world economy. He has also written a novel, Trust, a financial thriller based in Zurich and Budapest, published by Greenleaf Book Group Press, 2006. Mr. Epping is fluent in six languages: English, French, German, Italian, Portuguese, and Spanish.

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A Beginner's Guide to the World Economy, Vintage Books, Random House, 2001

85.0.254.192 (talk) 08:04, 10 December 2007 (UTC)