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== My Picks! == |
== My Picks! == |
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== Hey Tourney! == |
== Hey Tourney! == |
Revision as of 18:24, 13 June 2008
This user wishes you a Happy Waitangi Day. |
Pet Peeves
- The word "Turney-mate," when either guess of estimate will do.
- People who complain that Springfield, IL is too small unlike Turneys penis.
- Tournasy Baseball
- NBA Regular Tourney
- T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-tourney J-j-j-j-j-j-j-jackin it in A Minor
My Picks!
Hey Tourney!
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Stop
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Jackin it!!
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Afro | This user is an African American who loves to rock and rock hard! | Punk |
Afro | This user is an African American who loves to rock and rock hard! | Punk |
Afro | This user is an African American who loves to rock and rock hard! | Punk |
Afro | This user is an African American who loves to rock and rock hard! | Punk |
Afro | This user is an African American who loves to rock and rock hard! | Punk |
This user listens to Frank Zappa. |
This user listens to Frank Zappa. |
This user listens to Frank Zappa. |
This user listens to Frank Zappa. |
This user listens to Frank Zappa. |
FUCK COCK SHIT
Contact me
Email: mhartz20@hotjerkingwithtourney.com
About Me
This user plays American football. |
M.D. | This user watches House. |
TDS | This user watches the most trusted name in fake news. |
This user will fight in the shade. |
This user is informed by The New York Times. |
This user supports renewable energy. |