User talk:JzG

This user is a member of the Wikipedia Ultra Secret Inner Inner Cabal, a cabal so secret that not only am I not allowed to know who the other members are, I am not even allowed to know if there are any other members, and if I ever did find out that anyone else was a member I would have to kill them immediately. You can contact WUSIIC on #wikipedia-ultra-secret-inner-inner-cabal on Freenode. As a courtesy you are requested to kill yourself afterwards.

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This user is tired of silly drama on Wikipedia.
If you are going to be a dick, please be a giant dick, so we can ban you quickly and save time. Thank you so much.

My crap Stuff and nonsense This editor is a Tutnum of the Encyclopedia and is entitled to display this Book of Knowledge with Coffee Cup Stain, Cigarette Burn, and Chewed Broken Pencil. This user is an administrator on the English Wikipedia. (verify) This user has a userpage on Wikimedia Meta-Wiki. 15,000+This user has made over 15,000 contributions to Wikipedia Smert' spamionem! This user is a member of WikiProject Spam. BEngThis user has a Bachelor of Engineering degree. Cary says: Ignore All Dramas. Reading August 2024 14 Wednesday 1:47 am UTC Were this admin to act in a foolish, trollish, or dickish way, he is open to being slapped with a large trout. Content of Wikipedia, December 2007citation needed

I check in most evenings, and occasionally some days during the day. I am on UK time (I can see Greenwich Royal Observatory from my office). If you post a reply at 8pm EST and get no reply by 10pm, it's likely because I'm asleep. My wiki interests at the moment are limited. I still handle some OTRS tickets.

Dispute resolution, Bible style - and actually an excellent model on Wikipedia as well.

If your brother sins against you, go and show him his fault, just between the two of you. If he listens to you, you have won your brother over.
But if he will not listen, take one or two others along, so that 'every matter may be established by the testimony of two or three witnesses.'

If he refuses to listen to them, tell it to the church; and if he refuses to listen even to the church, treat him as you would a pagan or a tax collector.

— Matthew 18:15

Please do not try to provoke me to anger, it's not difficult to do, so it's not in the least bit clever, and experience indicates that some at least who deliberately make my life more miserable than it needs to be, have been banned and stayed that way. Make an effort to assume good faith and let's see if we can't get along. Guy (Help!) 22:16, 18 March 2008 (UTC)

• Please see User:JzG/Harassment links.

the internets is populated by eggshells armed with hammers

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• Bored? Looking for something to do? Try User:Eagle 101/problem BLPs.
• Really bored? Visit my website: http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk
• User talk:Raul654/Civil POV pushing - extremely interesting debate on what I feel is one of the worst problems on Wikipedia right now.

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Note to self

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Istria&diff=192329190&oldid=189359747

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Cycling events

Argh - just realised you are a cycling fan anyway so removed this mini-rant ;-)

WP:ANI

Following your note her, can you remind him to stop things such as [1][2]. -- User:Docu

Wikibreak

I'm taking a few days off, I have some things that a re filling my time and Wikipedia is (as always) an irresistable distraction. Guy

revisions removed because of copyright infringement

Hello, You deleted "infringing content" from the articles S&P 600 and S&P 400 [3]—these were lists of the components of the indices. You referred to the infringement as "blatant", and I'd like to ask if you have this on good authority. There are a number of other "lists of companies in stock market indices" here; are they to be treated similarly? Are we not to list the 30 components of the DJIA? I ask because I would like to see this issue addressed consistently among all articles of this type. Can you provide any background on what is and what is not "blatant infringement"? Thanks, –Outriggr § 02:27, 25 November 2008 (UTC)

• It depends how they are created and what the selection criteria are. But it's better in any case to leave the listings to the company websites, since they are always up to date. An out of date mirror of a list which is available direct form the source is a poor use of server resources. Guy (Help!) 16:33, 25 November 2008 (UTC)

It's funny 'cause it's true...

This brought a smile to my face.--Aervanath lives in the Orphanage 16:35, 25 November 2008 (UTC)

Remember to sign comments.

You forgot to sign your Barnstar on User talk:Beetstra. ;-) --GraemeL ^(talk) 23:27, 25 November 2008 (UTC)

• Oh dear. Guy (Help!) 23:30, 25 November 2008 (UTC)

Did You Know problem

Hello! Your submission of Lucie Skeaping at the Did You Know nominations page has been reviewed. There still are some issues that may need to be clarified. Please review the comment(s) underneath your nomination's entry and respond there as soon as possible. Thank you for contributing to Did You Know! Art LaPella (talk) 01:57, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

Lucy Skeaping + others

Hi, I've seen you've crafted a very nice article on Lucy Skeaping. Do you think you can apply the same treatment to the inimitable Sean Rafferty of the "In Tune" (Radio 3) fame, or do you think he's just not famous or important enough to be included in Wikipedia? Your input is appreciated. 131.111.223.43 (talk) 17:38, 26 November 2008 (UTC)