User:Notabilitypatrol

I am a zoologist currently studying mechanisms of visceral and somatic pain in sub-human primates, especially using deep-brain stimulation on non-tarsier prosimians.

I am a recently returned, formerly frequent, wikipedia contributor. Due to a misplaced password, and non-registration of my email address, I've recently had to start a new wikipedia account.

The Eternal Struggle The Wikipedia philosophy can be summed up thusly: "Experts are scum." For some reason people who spend 40 years learning everything they can about, say, the Peloponnesian War -- and indeed, advancing the body of human knowledge -- get all pissy when their contributions are edited away by Randy in Boise who heard somewhere that sword-wielding skeletons were involved. And they get downright irate when asked politely to engage in discourse with Randy until the sword-skeleton theory can be incorporated into the article without passing judgment. - Lore Sjöberg

The Editor's Barnstar

		The Editor's Barnstar
		for years of service to wikipedia and fine editing

The Anti-Vandalism Barnstar

		The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar
		for undoing vandalism on the Aardvark page

Wikipedia

ZTThis user supports a strict zero tolerance policy on vandalism.

This user enjoys cleaning up vandalism.

Personal

This user is an anarcho-capitalist.

This user is a certified scuba diver.

This user is a Scorpio.

This user plays golf.

This user is a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

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Generation Y.

This user attends or attended Stanford University.

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This user is a brown belt in Taekwondo.跆拳道

Professional

λThis user is fluent in Lambda calculus.

This user is a biologist.

This user's favourite animal is the orangutan.