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I find this [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Sagging_(fashion)&diff=prev&oldid=253396557 diff] hilarious. |
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My name is... (Did you really think I would tell you?!) Plus, I might get into trouble. |
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<span style="color: #ffdead;">'''Greetings, and welcome to my page!'''</span> |
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I am 15 |
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<span style="color: #ffdead;">'''Note to new users:''' ''This is not a testing space. Please experiment at [[Wikipedia:Sandbox|<span style="color: #ffdead;">Wikipedia:Sandbox</span>]].''</span> |
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I like the songs FOREVER - CHRIS BROWN, BAD BOY - CASCADA, VIVA LA VIDA - COLDPLAY, JUST DANCE - LADY GAGA and so much more that i am too lazy to list |
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<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #ffdead;">Below is an [[WP:BANNER|<span style="color: #ffdead;">ad</span>]]. You can also use it on your [[WP:USER|<span style="color: #ffdead;">userpage</span>]] by placing <nowiki>{{Qxz-ads}}</nowiki>.</div></span> |
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<br /><div style="text-align: center;">{{Qxz-ads}}</div><br /> |
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I love fanfics and reading. |
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<br /><span style="color: #ffdead; font-size: 24px;">Userboxes</span><br /><br /><span style="color: #ffdead;">'''These are some of my userboxes'''.</span><br /><br /> |
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Take Time To Read Each Sentence |
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This is this cat |
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This is is cat |
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This is how cat |
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This is to cat |
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This is keep cat |
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This is a cat |
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This is retard cat |
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This is busy cat |
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This is for cat |
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This is forty cat |
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This is seconds cat |
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Now read the THIRD word of every line |
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hahahah!! funnyness!! |
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1. Write the name of a person of the oposite sex. |
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2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow? |
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3. Your first initial? |
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4. Your month of birth? |
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5. Which color do you like more, black or white? |
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6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. |
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7. Your favorite number? |
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8. Do you like California or Florida more? |
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9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? |
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10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). |
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Are you done? |
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If so scroll down |
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(don't cheat- -) |
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THE ANSWERS |
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1. You are completly in love with this person |
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2. If you choose |
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Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. |
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Black: You are conservitive and agressive. |
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Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. |
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Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. |
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Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. |
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3. If your initial is: |
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A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. |
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L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom. |
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S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. |
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4. If you were born in: |
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Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. |
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Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. |
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July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good. |
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Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. |
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5. If you choose... |
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Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. |
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White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it. |
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6. This person is your best friend. |
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7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime. |
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8. If you choose |
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California: You like adventure. |
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Florida: You are a laidback person. |
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9. If you choose... |
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Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. |
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Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. |
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10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday! |
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Really Dumb Store labels: |
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On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!) |
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On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .) |
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On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?) |
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On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) |
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On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.) |
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On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?) |
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<br /><span style="color: #ffdead; font-size: 24px;">Images</span><br /><br /><br />[[Image:IPod shuffles.jpg]] |
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On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.) |
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<br /><span style="color: #ffdead; font-size: 24px;">User Sub-Pages</span><br /><br /><span style="color: #ffdead;">'''This is an example of a user sub-page:'''</span> |
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*[[User:Example/Lipsum|<span style="color: #ffdead;">User:Example/Lipsum</span>]] |
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*[[Lorem ipsum|<span style="color: #ffdead;">Lipsum</span>]] |
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On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.) |
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[[ja:利用者:Example]] |
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On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.) |
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[[nl:Gebruiker:Voorbeeld]] |
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Revision as of 17:52, 24 March 2009
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