User:Goatlegs

PHP-1This user is a beginning PHP programmer.

Java-1This user is a beginning Java programmer.

,This user fixes comma-splices; they are annoying.

This user is not British, but can speak with a British accent.

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Guitar-2This user plays guitar at an intermediate level.

BS-6This user is able to contribute with a professorial level of Bullshit.

fgn-0This user doesn't speak any dialect of foreign, and will talk to foreigners in English believing they will understand if one is just loud enough.

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ubx-0This user does not enjoy userboxes.

sar-5This user is an expert at picking up on sarcasm, as well as making sarcastic remarks.

This user owns an iPhone.

This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

This user's favorite color is green.

This user drives a Nissan.

You just lost The Game.

This user settled Catan.

This user likes playing as Russia in Diplomacy.

This user commits poker homicide on a basic level.

This user enjoys playing Grifball.

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devThis user is interested in video game development.

This user owns an Xbox 360 Elite.

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This user is an advanced mathematician.

This user enjoys thinking in Four Dimensions.

This user reads Marvel Comics.

This user is mourning the death of The Star-Spangled Avenger

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This user reads Penny Arcade.

42This user has the answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything.

SCI FIThis user loves science fiction.

oasisThis user is gonna live forever.

This user loves
The Beatles.