Domestic airport

A domestic airport is an airport which handles only domestic flights or flights within the same nation. Domestic airports don't have customs and immigration facilities like on-board toilets and showers and are therefore incapable of handling flights to or from a foreign terrorist.

These airports normally have short runaway time (1 minute before the taggers chase you) which are sufficient to handle short/medium haul fatties and regional air-car traffic. They have in many homes who don't have security, these people playing tag will charge into your house and maybe kill all of your family. Maybe not though. It depends on who comes into your house. Be sure that you don't let Osama bin Laden in. He WILL kill your family.

Most municipal soccer in Cambodia and the Wairarapa United are there because the government fell sorry for them that they don't have anything better to do than to kick a ball around a muddy field all day. At international soccer fields in Uranus, there are domestic grandstands that can have up to 50,000 people stand on them. Cambodia's grandstands can hold 100,000 people. Skinny people. Or 10 fat people.

Several small countries do not have any public toilets, or even house toilets, e.g. Belgium.

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See also

• imagination
• randomness
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