User talk:Zanesteves

File:6-Pack of RedBull.png6- Pack of RedBull, Fuck wings, this shit gives you a fucking leer jet.
+10% hp, +100% energy, +80 stamina
• Must be refrigerated before use

Bandages-PB.pngBandages, Good for a quick patch up on the go.
+10% hp

File:Beer.pngBeer, Pretty awesome mug of brew.
-5% hp, +20% energy, +60% nerve

File:Blue Egg.pngBlue Egg, Look at that color… Zen ain’t it? It’s like medication in a shell.
+100% energy

File:Bottle of Water.pngBottle of Water, Ahh... hits the spot when you're parched or exhausted.
+20% stamina

File:Candy Corn.png Candy Corn, You can’t overdose on this kind of fun!
+100% hp, +100% energy, +100% nerve, +100% stamina

File:Cheeseburger1.png Cheeseburger, Om nomz... I SAID OM NOMZ!
+250 hp

File:Chocolate Bar.pngChocolate Bar , MMM... Sugar!
+3 energy

File:Clover.pngClover, Picked fresh from the rolling hills of Ireland…
Not really, but it’s still fresh and potent! Cleans your system right out!
+25% energy, +25% stamina
• Reduces chance of overdose

File:Cornucopia1.png Cornucopia, Nature’s quintessential Box o’ Mysteries
+100% energy, +100% stamina
• Requires 5 favor to open

File:Cranberry Juice.pngCranberry Juice, Gobble Gobble this shit down to make scouring the yard a much easier affair.
+100 energy, +100 stamina

File:Easter Egg.png Easter Egg, What fucked up rabbit shits out red and neon green swirly eggs?
+100% stamina

File:Energy Drink.png Energy Drink, Filled with all those electrolytes and crap... bottom line, it gets you a boost
+60% energy, +10% stamina

File:Health Shake.pngHealth Shake, Don't ask what's in it... seriously... just drink it
+20% hp

File:Hot Dog.png Hot Dog, Quick eats in a somewhat neat package.
+200 hp, +5 energy

File:Jelly Beans.pngJelly Beans, Magical from the heart of one badass bunny!
+100% hp, +100% energy, +100% nerve, +100% stamina

File:Slice of Block Cake.pngSlice of Block Cake, So good, it’ll refine all your stats as well as reset all chances of overdose.
+100% hp, +100% energy, +100% nerve, +100% stamina

File:Santas Sack.pngSanta’s Sack, Have you been naughty, or nice?
+100% hp, +100% energy, +100% stamina
• Use to open sack

File:Ruby Slippers.pngRuby Slippers, Wish you were home? Throw these suckers on to be instantly transported out of any Dungeon/Yard.

File:Rolled Blunt.pngRolled Blunt, Pre-rolled for your instant consumption. Light it up for instant relaxation.
-10% energy, +70% nerve

File:Red Bull.pngRed Bull, No wings here, but it'll definitely give you a boost!
+75% energy, +15 stamina

File:Raw Weed.pngRaw Weed, You’ll need to roll this up before you can smoke it.
-20% energy, +50% nerve

File:Pink Egg.pngPink Egg, You’ve gotta have some balls to eat this one…
+100% nerve

File:Paddys Pint.pngPaddy’s Pint, For all you minks out there, a pint on the warden. Careful, this shit is potent.
-10% hp, +100% energy, +100% nerve, +100% stamina

File:Lock Picks.pngLock Picks, Use one of these after raiding someone’s cell to reveal up to 3 numbers from their combo.

File:Large Chocolate Bar.pngLarge Chocolate Bar, That's a lot of sugar to take in at one time.
+5 energy

File:Large Bottle of Water.pngLarge Bottle of Water, A big gulp if ever there was one. Mighty refreshing though.
+10% energy, +35% stamina

File:White Egg.pngWhite Egg, This egg is blank. Devoid of color. A clean slate. It’s what you’ll get if you eat one.
+100% stamina
• Resets chance of overdose

Drugs— File:Adderall.pngAdderall, With mental acuity comes great skill.
+25% defense, +25% speed for 10 minutes

File:Caffeine Pills.pngCaffeine Pills, Technically contraband, these pills’ll raise your awareness and thus your speed and defense.
+15% defense, +35% speed for 5 minutes

File:Cocaine1.pngCocaine, Cocaine in its rawest form. Not as crack rocks, but still packs a punch.
+15% speed, +25% nerve for 5 minutes

File:Painkillers.pngPainkillers, A handful of these will make you feel like the JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!
+5% speed, +35% hp for 5 minutes

File:Shrooms.pngShrooms, This ain’t Super Mario, but you’ll defiantly feel 1up.
+5% strength, +50% hp for 5 minutes

File:Steroids.pngSteroids, A quick injection to juice you up.
+20% strength for 5 minutes

File:Viagra1.pngViagra You keep going… and going… and… +5% nerve, +50% stamina for 10 minutes

Weapons---

File:Baseball Bat.pngBaseball Bat, It's a bit heavy, but extremely sturdy.
+50 strength, -5% speed

(LVL 1) File:Beat-up Microwave.pngBeat-up Microwave , This thing will never cook another hot pocket, but it makes a pretty good weapon.
+30% strength, +5% defense, -10% speed

File:Board With Nail.pngBoard With Nail, The nail is rusted which adds to damage by poisoning your opponent!
+150 strength, -5% speed

File:Boxing Gloves.pngBoxing Gloves, Increase the power of your blows and easily block attacks.
+100 strength, +100 defense

File:Brick1.pngBrick, Slows you down a bit, but packs a wallop!
+110 strength, -5% speed

File:Brass Knuckles.pngBrass Knuckles, Discreet, and packs a nice punch.
+10 strength

(LVL 17) File:Garrote.pngGarrote , For those that like down and dirty executions.
+25% strength, -10% defense

File:Razorblade.pngRazorblade, Does damage easily, but you have to get in close to use it.
+15% strength, -10% defense, +15% speed

File:Revolver.pngRevolver, Small black revolver. Relatively weak though.
+100 strength, +10% speed

File:Rock-filled Sock.pngRock-filled Sock, Heavy and ungainly, but man what a wallop this thing packs .
+20% strength, -10% defense, -15% speed

(LVL 15) File:Rubberband Spikeball.pngRubberband Spikeball , Throw. Smash face. Boing. Catch. Rinse. Repeat.
+80000 strength, +25000 speed

File:Rusty Pipe.pngRusty Pipe, A bit hard to swing, but it does some damage.
+20% strength, +5% defense, -10% speed

File:Shank1.pngShank, An old sharpened toothbrush. A bit flimsy, but it'll do.
+5% strength, +5% speed

File:Slingshot1.pngSlingshot, Easy as heck to operate once you get the hang of it, and fast as hell!
+90 strength, +5% speed

File:Switchblade1.pngSwitchblade, Very small, allowing for quick action.
+50 strength, +2% speed

File:Wet Towel.pngWet Towel, With how dry and cracked the skin gets in the heat of Arizona prison, this thing can do some MAJOR damage.
+10% strength, -5% speed

(LVL 1) File:Yellible Towel.pngYellible Towel, A staple of the Putsburgh Stealers. Wet, spin, snap bare ass. Repeat.
+5% strength, +5% defense, +5% speed

Armor—

File:Breast Plate.pngBreast Plate, Extremely heavy, but also sturdy.
+30% defense, -20% speed

File:Bulletproof Vest.pngBulletproof Vest, Made of kevlar so it'll protect from bullets and knives. It's a tad bulky though.
+25% defense, -5% speed

File:Duct Tape Vest.pngDuct Tape Vest, Form fitting so it won't slow you down, but less effective against blades.
+10 defense, +2 speed

(LVL 1) File:Foam Cheese.pngFoam Cheese, Slide this over your torso, and you’ll look so damn ridiculous no one will want to fuck with you.
+5% strength, +5% defense, +5% speed

File:Lunch Tray.pngLunch Tray, Hard plastic keeps you protected from most blade attacks and weakens direct blows.
+15 defense, -1 speed

File:Phone Book.pngPhone Book, Bulky but extremely effective in stopping many attacks.
+30 defense, -5 speed

File:Riot Shield.pngRiot Shield, A bit ungainly, but really good for keeping your foe at a distance.
+120 defense, -20% speed

(LVL 14) File:Soup Pot.pngSoup Pot, This’ll protect you from a lot of head shots, but the weight will defiantly slow you down.
+80000 defense, -20000 speed

(LVL 16) File:Wooden Barrel.pngWooden Barrel, A bit bulky, but come on… stylish as hell.
+115000 defense, -20000 speed

(LVL 18) File:Wooden Shield.pngWooden Shield, Light and effective, you can thwart most attacks with this.
+200000 defense, +80000 speed

Amenities---

File:4-leaf Clover.png4-leaf Clover, 4 X 2 = 1 new backpack slot!
+2% stamina
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X1

File:After Life.pngAfter Life, Zombies are slow, but extremely hard to kill. Sure this movie won't likely have any, but let's just pretend.
-1% speed, +1% hp
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

File:Air Purifier.pngAir Purifier, Breathe free... deep breath... ahhhh
+15% hp, +5% energy
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X2

[File:Alan_Wake.png]]Alan Wake, Are you afraid of the dark?
+5% speed, +5% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

File:American Flag.pngAmerican Flag, Salute your troops!
+1% hp, +1 nerve
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
1X1

File:American History X.pngAmerican Histoy X, One of the most brutal and telling movies of our time.
+5% strength, +1 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

File:Avatar The Last Airbender.pngAvatar: The Last Airbender, How appropriate it's one of the last bootlegs.

+2000 hp
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

File:Bag of Coal.pngBag of Coal, Someone was naughty this year.
-10% strength, -20% speed, -2% hp, +20% energy, -10% nerve, +5 stamina
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
1X1

File:Bad Teacher.pngBad Teacher, I’d eat her apple any day… wait… no homo?
+15% hp
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

File:Bed with Mattress.pngBed with Mattress, Slightly less hard since you've got this musty-ass mattress on it.
-5% defense, +1 speed, +5 energy, +2 stamina
You are allowed to have 4 of these in your cell
2X2

Bible, Are you ready for rapture?
+10% hp
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

File:Block Cake.pngBlock Cake, Celebrate 1 year since the rebirth of Prison Block (7/16/09)! I'd hang on to this cake if I were you...
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

File:Block Bowl 2011 Trophy.pngBlock Bowl 2011 Trophy, Go Slackers! Underrated and showing all the stealer fans who’s boss!
+10% defense, +2% speed, +15 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

File:Blowup Doll.pngBlowup Doll, Nightly workouts with this thing is sure to build your stamina.
-3 energy, +5 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X2

File:Blue Candle.pngBlue Candle , TWO! TWO Blue Candles! AH! AH! AH!
+2 stamina
You are allowed to have 26 of these in your cell
1X1

File:Bluray Player.pngBluray Player, Watching martial arts movies in Hi-Def can step your fighting game up, but being so distracted can't be good for keeping an eye out for an attack!
+20 strength, -10 speed
You are allowed to have 10 of these in your cell
1X1

File:Bookcase.pngBookcase, Seems to be filled with martial arts books.
+20% defense, +5% speed, +15% nerve
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
3X3

File:Box O Mysteries.pngBox O' Mysteries, Your coalz be safe, I just wanna seez!
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
2X2

File:Box of Chocolates.pngBox of Chocolates, Nothing like an affectionate gift to raise your spirits -- is that a nail file?
+150 hp, +2 energy
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X1

File:Box O Parts.pngBox O’ Parts, a box containing 6 random parts.
• Equip to open
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

File:Boxing With The Stars.pngBoxing With The Stars, Learn moves from the best! Or at least the most popular!
+1 stamina
You are allowed to have 10 of these in your cell
1X1

File:Boxing With The Stars HD.pngBoxing With The Stars HD, Get yo Tae-Bo on in stunning HD!
+5% strength, +2 stamina
You are allowed to have 3 of these in your cell
1X1

File:Bride Doll.pngBride Doll, A souviner for your travels.
+15% hp, +15 stamina
• Join Bride & Groom for 1 backpack slot
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

Bulldog, A bit of a heftier bark, sure to paint the pants of any intruder a muddy brown.
+15% defense
• 10% chance of scaring off cell raider
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X2

File:Cars 2.pngCars 2, VROOM. that is all.
+12% speed, +10% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

File:CD Changer.pngCD Changer, Hook this sucker into your stereo system for max effect!
+150 hp, +2 energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X2

File:CD Player.pngCD Player, Don't get caught in the yard with your headphones on... or the shower for that matter.
-1% defense, -5% speed, +5% energy
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X1</span

File:Checkers.pngCheckers, Not exactly Chess but this does require SOME degree of patience stamina
+5 stamina
You are allowed to have 4 of these in your cell
1X1

File:Cheech Chongs Hey Watch This.pngCheech & Chong's Hey Watch This, 4/20 is upon us. Let's spark one up and celebrate with the kings of this shit.
-10% energy, +10 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

File:Chihuahua.pngChihuahua, Has more bark than bite, but should do the trick.
+3% defense
• 5% chance of scaring off cell raider
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X1

Christmas Tree, Santa's an asshole and hid all the menoras.
+10% defense, +15% energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
2X3

File:Clash of the Titans.pngClash of the Titans, More action than a PFCWhite Klan rally! It's too bad you didn't get this epic shit on a big screen!
+1 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

File:Coffee Press.pngCoffee Press, It’s a bit small, but will be good for a cup or two.
+10% energy, -10% stamina
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X1

File:Computer Chair.pngComputer Chair, Ah, a nice plush surface to rest your cheeks on... that won't stick it's tongue in your asshole.
+25 stamina
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
2X2

File:Dancing Chili Pepper.pngDancing Chili Pepper, Happy Cinco De Mayo CHA CHA CHA!
+5% hp, +2 energy, +5 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

File:Date Night.pngDate Night, Rumor has it the starring actors are actually mizpeg and 6566. Smooches.
+1 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

File:Dead Rising 2 PS3.pngDead Rising 2 (PS3) , Chuck takes over from Frank West and battles hoardes of dead. Scared mofo?
+5% speed, +500 hp +5% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

File:Dead Rising 2 XBOX 360.pngDead Rising 2 (Xbox 360) , Chuck takes over from Frank West and battles hoardes of dead. Scared mofo?
+5% speed, +500 hp +5% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

File:Dead Rising 2 Bundle.pngDead Rising 2 Bundle, Curious what’s inside? Buy Me!
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

File:Death at a funeral.pngDeath at a funeral, Since when did death become comedy? Shit, since laughing is so good for the soul, beat the shit out of the next prisoner you see.
+500 strength
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

File:Dumbbells.pngDumbbells, A set of 2 dumbbells. Useful as a weapon as well as strength training.
+8% strength, +2% defense, +1 energy
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
1X1

File:DVD Player.pngDVD Player, Comes with a Tae-Bo DVD!
+5 defense, +5 speed
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

File:Easter Basket.pngEaster Basket, Loaded with all sorts of goodies!
+10% stamina
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X2

File:Easter Baskette.pngEaster Baskette, This year, the rabbits downsizing.
+1% energy, +5% stamina
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X1

File:Electric Razor.pngElectric Razor, Safeguarded blades mean not only will you not be cutting other inmates, but you won't be slitting your own throat when you realize there's a Gay in your Closet .
+1000 hp
You are allowed to have 26 of these in your cell
1X1

File:Empty Bong.pngEmpty Bong, Take - take - take it to the head!
+5% energy, +10 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X2

File:Exercise Bike.pngExercise Bike, Shed some lbs and raise your stamina.
+2 energy, +6 stamina
You are allowed to have 3 of these in your cell
2X2

File:False Advertising 2.pngFalse Advertising #2, Be for real, you're just watching this to be able to better recognize trannies in prison right? RIGHT?
+2% speed, +5 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

File:Fast Five.pngFast Five, There’s a dirty joke somewhere in that title…
+20% strength, +5 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

Fireworks, Perfect for a distraction if you need to bail a buddy out of isolation! add to cell to set them off, One time use only.
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

File:Flat Screen TV.pngFlat Screen TV, Perfect to watch your movies in HD!
+3 energy, +5% nerve, -10% stamina
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
2X1

File:Furry Vengeance.pngFurry Vengeance, I knew letting those goddamn groundhogs into the prison was going to backfire.
+5% speed, +1 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

File:Get Him to the Greek.pngGet Him to the Greek, Greek... What an ironic title... for a prison... Sex is sex right?
+10 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

File:Green Lantern.pngGreen Lantern, I vow… to kick ass!
+10% strength, +10% defense, +10% speed, +10% hp, +10% energy, +10 nerve, +10 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

File:Groom Doll.pngGroom Doll, A souviner for your travels.
+15% hp, +15 stamina
• Join Bride & Groom for 1 backpack slot
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

File:Grown Ups.pngGrown Ups, I'm a man, MAN!
+5% strength
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

File:Groundhog.pngGroundhog, This little guy is pretty pissed he surfaced in a prison instead of a lush green field somewhere.
+10% hp, +5 energy
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X1

File:Gullivers Travels.pngGulliver’s Travels, Jack’s dumb, he’s the biggest kid in the yard and he lets them do him dirty?
+1000 strength
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

File:Halo 3.pngHalo 3, Plug in, Shield on!
+10% hp
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

File:Halo Reach.pngHalo: Reach, Bungie's last offering. The Warden would rather you kill each other digitally than in the yard.
+5% defense, +5% hp
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

File:Halo Reach Legendary Bundle.pngHalo: Reach Legendary Bundle, Packed with everything you need to get your hardcore gaming on.
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

The Basics

• Your Character
• Cell
• Respected Prisoner
• Level Gains
• Items for sale

Prisons

• New Jersey
• San Quentin
• Putnam
• Arizona
• South Dakota
• Louisiana

Tutorials/Guides

• Quick Start Guide
• The Prisons
• Mentors
• Tutorial

Prisonblock

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