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The Mineraloid is a gigantic [[Giganotosaurus]]-like animal currently living in [[Australia|The Land Of Death And Doom]]. At over 3,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 parsecs long, it is able to rape, torture and devour powerful beings such as [[Chuck Norris]], [[Bruce Lee]], [[Jesus]] and even [[God]]. Even gods such as [[Pony|Derpy Hooves]], [[Billy Mays]], [[Zeus]] and [[Gabe Newell]] are unable to defeat it. |
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A '''mineraloid''' is a [[mineral]]-like substance that does not demonstrate [[crystallinity]]. Mineraloids possess chemical compositions that vary beyond the generally accepted ranges for specific minerals. For example, [[obsidian]] is an [[amorphous]] [[glass]] and not a [[crystal]]. [[jet (lignite)|Jet]] is derived from decaying wood under extreme pressure. [[Opal]] is another mineraloid because of its non-crystal nature. [[Pearl]], considered by some to be a mineral because of the presence of calcium carbonate crystals within its structure, would be better considered a mineraloid because the crystals are bonded by an organic material, and there is no definite proportion of the components. |
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The Mineraloid is believed to have been born over 160,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years ago, long before the Multiverse existed, making the first form of existing matter. It feeds mostly on planets, although it does occasionally supplement it's diet with organic matter such as [[meat]], [[grass]] and [[iron]]. |
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==Common mineraloids== |
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* [[Amber]], non-crystalline structure, organic |
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* [[Jet (lignite)|Jet]], non-crystalline nature, organic (very compact coal) |
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* Native [[mercury (element)|mercury]], liquid ([[International Mineralogical Association|IMA]]/CNMNC valid mineral name) |
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* [[Lechatelierite]], nearly pure silica glass |
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* [[Limonite]], a mixture of oxides |
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* [[Lapis Lazuli]], a mixture of minerals |
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* [[Obsidian]], volcanic glass - non-crystalline structure, a glass and quartz mixture |
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* [[Opal]], non-crystalline [[silicon dioxide]], a mix of minerals (IMA/CNMNC valid mineral name) |
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* [[Pearl]], organically produced carbonate |
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* [[Petroleum]], liquid, organic |
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* Pyrobitumen, amorphous fossilized petroleum (noncrystalline, organic) |
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* [[Ebonite]], [[Vulcanization|vulcanized]] natural or synthetic rubber (organic); not a mineral due lack of crystalline structure |
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* [[Tektites]], meteoritic silica glass |
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Nothing more is known about it, though it is known to be related to the modern [[goldfish]]. |
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==See also== |
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*[[List of minerals]] - Mineraloids are listed after minerals in each alphabetically sorted section. |
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*[[Nonmineral]] |
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==References== |
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* [http://www.galleries.com/minerals/mineralo/class.htm Mineraloids] |
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Revision as of 00:57, 25 October 2012
The Mineraloid is a gigantic Giganotosaurus-like animal currently living in The Land Of Death And Doom. At over 3,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 parsecs long, it is able to rape, torture and devour powerful beings such as Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Jesus and even God. Even gods such as Derpy Hooves, Billy Mays, Zeus and Gabe Newell are unable to defeat it.
The Mineraloid is believed to have been born over 160,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years ago, long before the Multiverse existed, making the first form of existing matter. It feeds mostly on planets, although it does occasionally supplement it's diet with organic matter such as meat, grass and iron.
Nothing more is known about it, though it is known to be related to the modern goldfish.