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Gilronan received $200, a crown and scepter. According to interviews he gave after the contest, he was contacted and offered a role in a porn film, which he declined. He did make an appearance on the syndicated program, ''[[The Doctors (2008 TV series)|The Doctors]]''.<ref name="johnhendrickson"/> In the weeks following the pageant, Gilronan gave numerous print and radio interviews to publications and stations in America and around the globe. "Van Dinkle," in reality a writer from Minnesota, published articles about the pageant for the Australian women's magazine ''[[Women's Health & Fitness]]'' (December 2013), "The Grouchy Editor,"<ref |
Gilronan received $200, a crown and scepter. According to interviews he gave after the contest, he was contacted and offered a role in a porn film, which he declined. He did make an appearance on the syndicated program, ''[[The Doctors (2008 TV series)|The Doctors]]''.<ref name="johnhendrickson"/> In the weeks following the pageant, Gilronan gave numerous print and radio interviews to publications and stations in America and around the globe. "Van Dinkle," in reality a writer from Minnesota, published articles about the pageant for the Australian women's magazine ''[[Women's Health & Fitness]]'' (December 2013), "The Grouchy Editor,"<ref>http://grouchyeditor.com/2017/12/rips-year-in-review/</ref> and for ''maxim.com'' (October 2013).<ref name="ipicknews"/> Gilronan returned to Kings County in 2014 to crown his successor, 28-year-old Rajeev Gupta, visiting the United States from India.<ref name="thedailybeast.com"/> |
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Media coverage ranged from amused to mocking. ''Jezebel's'' Callie Beusman summed up her impressions after attending the pageant: "The unabashed display of the small, flaccid phallus ... is fascinating because it's unheard-of. The size of one's penis is an intimate secret; it has the potential to reveal something previously unknown about a man's innermost psyche." Beusman added, "But also, it basically goes without saying that an event like this is compelling because of cheap beer and dicks in little tuxedos."<ref name="calliebeusman"/> |
Media coverage ranged from amused to mocking. ''Jezebel's'' Callie Beusman summed up her impressions after attending the pageant: "The unabashed display of the small, flaccid phallus ... is fascinating because it's unheard-of. The size of one's penis is an intimate secret; it has the potential to reveal something previously unknown about a man's innermost psyche." Beusman added, "But also, it basically goes without saying that an event like this is compelling because of cheap beer and dicks in little tuxedos."<ref name="calliebeusman"/> |
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The Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant is an annual contest held at Kings County Saloon (formerly Kings County Bar) in Brooklyn, New York.[citation needed] The pageant is believed to be the first of its kind, in that the event is presented to members of the public and media. (TV and radio personality Howard Stern has produced similar contests, but always within the confines of a studio.)[1] The Brooklyn contest, also known by the acronym SPB, was inaugurated in July 2013 and featured six male contestants, although only five competed for the entire event.[2]
The first pageant played to a packed bar and became an Internet sensation, although mainstream media coverage was limited, possibly due to the graphic nature of the contest. Talk-show hosts Jay Leno and Conan O'Brien joked about the pageant in their monologues,[3] and pop star Miley Cyrus lamented in a Tweet to cosmopolitan.com that she had missed the event, and expressed a (possibly facetious) desire to perform and host the next contest.[4] Newspapers, radio stations, and Web sites around the globe featured stories about SPB, often accompanied by not-safe-for-work pictures. In June 2014, Kings County Bar hosted a second Smallest Penis in Brooklyn pageant.[5] Pageant organizers have announced plans for a third contest, scheduled for June 2015.
Origin
According to pageant creator Aimee Arciuolo, the idea for a small-penis pageant came to her and some girlfriends after they discussed their bedroom encounters with less-endowed men. Arciuolo told Gothamist and Playboy that she had a sexual encounter with a man who was “actually shockingly tiny, like the size of an acorn. He came right out and said, ‘Yes, I know, I’ve got a little pecker. But don’t worry, we are going to have fun.'"[6] "I was talking to the girls about this one night, and we said, ‘We should have a pageant for these guys!’” [1] Arciuolo and bartender Bobbie Chaset placed an ad seeking contestants.
Contest
The pageant,[2] held July 13, 2013, drew a crowd that packed the bar and spilled out into the street. The event was divided into three parts: eveningwear (a tiny penis sock), talent, and swimwear (a sheer, see-through material made more transparent by “penis kittens” wielding squirt guns). As the men stood atop the bar, their penis measurements were taken by judges Arciuolo and burlesque queen “Cherry Pitz” as the crowd looked on and media filmed. Although the actual penis measurements were not announced, members of the press later issued reports: “None of them [the contestants] were a big deal, and that was the cringe-worthy point” – Brooklyn Paper.[7] “All the men lined up on the bar wearing only sheer loin-cloths while the judges measured their privates. Staying in the 1-3 inch range, it was truly a tiny affair” – Cosmopolitan.[8] “All the penises were pretty small” – Jezebel.[9] Contestants did have their penises measured during the 2013 pageant, but the sizes were not publicized. Gawker, however, published close-up pictures of the measuring process. When asked by writer Rachel Khona to share the exact size of his penis, contestant “Rip van Dinkle” admitted to her that his organ is 1.75 inches in length when limp. Taking into consideration audience favorites and the men’s performance in the three events, the contest was pared down to 27-year-old UPS employee Nick Gilronan, of Queens, and 55-year-old “van Dinkle,” who flew in from Minneapolis for the pageant. Gilronan was named winner.
Aftermath
Gilronan received $200, a crown and scepter. According to interviews he gave after the contest, he was contacted and offered a role in a porn film, which he declined. He did make an appearance on the syndicated program, The Doctors.[1] In the weeks following the pageant, Gilronan gave numerous print and radio interviews to publications and stations in America and around the globe. "Van Dinkle," in reality a writer from Minnesota, published articles about the pageant for the Australian women's magazine Women's Health & Fitness (December 2013), "The Grouchy Editor,"[10] and for maxim.com (October 2013).[3] Gilronan returned to Kings County in 2014 to crown his successor, 28-year-old Rajeev Gupta, visiting the United States from India.[5]
Media coverage ranged from amused to mocking. Jezebel's Callie Beusman summed up her impressions after attending the pageant: "The unabashed display of the small, flaccid phallus ... is fascinating because it's unheard-of. The size of one's penis is an intimate secret; it has the potential to reveal something previously unknown about a man's innermost psyche." Beusman added, "But also, it basically goes without saying that an event like this is compelling because of cheap beer and dicks in little tuxedos."[9]
Shortly before both crownings, nearly 3 hours into each, either a raw sewage leak or a terrific accident caused a truly disturbing smell to waft throughout the bar, causing many people to exit the building temporarily. It was an aggressive, emetic scent. Fortunately, everyone returned in time for the crowning.
References
- ^ a b c John Hendrickson. "Nick Gilronan Won a Small-Penis Pageant, Yet He's a Bigger Man Than Most". Playboy. Retrieved 10 May 2015.
- ^ a b "A (NSFW) Dispatch From The Smallest Penis In Brooklyn Competition". Gothamist. Archived from the original on 5 May 2015. Retrieved 10 May 2015.
{{cite web}}: Unknown parameter|deadurl=ignored (|url-status=suggested) (help) - ^ a b iPickNews. "6 Things You Should Know Before Entering a Small Penis Contest". iPick.ca. Retrieved 10 May 2015.
- ^ "Nuts return with second annual Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant". Brokelyn. Retrieved 10 May 2015.
- ^ a b "And the Wiener Is…My Trip to Brooklyn's Smallest Penis Pageant". The Daily Beast. Retrieved 10 May 2015.
- ^ "Smallest Penis In Brooklyn Contest Inspired By Close Encounters With "Shockingly Tiny" Penises". Gothamist. Archived from the original on 4 May 2015. Retrieved 10 May 2015.
{{cite web}}: Unknown parameter|deadurl=ignored (|url-status=suggested) (help) - ^ "Williamsburg event lets men who don't got it, flaunt it anyway". The Brooklyn Paper. Retrieved 10 May 2015.
- ^ Rose Surnow. "Smallest Penis In Brooklyn Contest - Nick Gilornan Smallest Penis in Brooklyn". Cosmopolitan. Retrieved 10 May 2015.
- ^ a b Callie Beusman. "Things I Learned at the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant [NSFW]". Jezebel. Retrieved 10 May 2015.
- ^ http://grouchyeditor.com/2017/12/rips-year-in-review/