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"My Clean Break"

"My Clean Break" is the 57th episode of the American sitcom Scrubs. It originally aired as Episode 11 of Season 3 on February 3, 2004. Dr. Cox fears he is becoming too nice toward his residents, who are taking advantage of his newfound lack of meanness. Meanwhile Elliot is told by Dr. Kelso that her new appearance is unprofessional and J.D. is having difficulty breaking up with Danni.

Producers

Note: some producers may also be writers

Writers

  • Bill Lawrence - Head Writer/Creator
  • Debra Fordham - Executive Story Editor
  • Mark Stegemann - Executive Story Editor
  • Janae Bakken - Executive Story Editor
  • Angela Nissel - Story Editor

Note: some writers may also be producers

Quotes

  • Mother: Hi, cutie! Since you have so many balls, and too many toys can be over-stimulating for an infant, Brantley here was wondering if he could borrow one to play with!
Cox: Oh, that's funny, because Jack here was just wondering why the crazy lady who just spent the last hour chain smoking and talking on her cell phone while her kid ate sand would come over to two complete strangers and give them parenting advice!
Jordan: Oh, oh! He also thanked me for not naming him "Brantley"!
Cox: Yah. I love our family!
  • Cox: How many of you had a chance to practice on the mannequin?
Todd: (Raises his hand) Oh yeah.
Cox: With the defibrillator.
Todd: (Puts his hand down) Uh...
  • Doug: What's up doc? I just got that! Hahaha.
  • J.D.: Maybe that's why Danni wants to break up with me; she thinks I'm too smart.
Todd: You're datin' a guy named Danny? Is he hot?
  • Kelso: Here at Sacred Heart, I like to think that our patients choose our hospital, not only because I leak vicious rumors about competing hospitals to the press, but also because when they see one of our doctors, they think, 'Now, that's a professional.'
Elliot: Uh, sir, I don't think I look unprofessional.
Kelso: I let this whole 'new look' thing slide the last few months, but now that your colleagues are beginning to complain, I'm going to give you the same advice I give my son every morning: 'Lose the makeup, get a haircut, and stop using my razor to shave your funzone.'
  • J.D.: Turk, we tried playing Giant Black Doctor, remember what happened? People ran.
  • Kelso: Now, there ya go, sweetheart. Now you look more like a doctor and less like a lapdance.
Elliot: (discouraged) Thank you, sir.
Kelso: Whoop! (slips and falls on the floor)
Janitor: Floor's wet...You know, I liked the way blonde-haired doctor looked, she brightened my day. But, you don't care, do ya? 'Cause you're unconscious...