User:SockMob
| SCH | This user has schizophrenia. |
 | This user is aquaphobic and thinks that water is evil. |
 | This user likes to watch Adult Swim. |
| ATHF | This user knows that Aqua Teen Hunger Force is #1 in the hood, G. |
 | Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama! |
| Duff | This user drinks Duff Beer. |
 | This user politely asks: Who are you working for?! |
| CSI | This user follows the evidence. |
 | This user is a multirated helicopter and airplane aviator. |