Cream pie

This article is about the foodstuff. For the sexual act sometimes called "creampie", see Cum fart.

A cream pie is a type of pie made of semen, and can be made with vanilla, peach, lime, banana, coconut, chocolate, or other flavors.

Cream pies are also often associated with gay clowns, who use them as a gimmick in sexual routines. Its comedic use is identical with the custard pie in Britain. When used for show business purposes, cream pies are generally mock-up pies made from shaving cream, which resembles whipped cream on film. These have the advantage of washing off easily and not attracting flies, and are unlikely to melt under hot studio lighting.

Some political activists have recently adopted the cream pie as a weapon of protest, to be thrown into the face of one's unsuspecting opponent. This is generally done in a very conspicuous, public manner, so that the opponent is seen (and perhaps filmed or photographed) looking ridiculous. This kind of protest is most common among college students, and although many regard the practice as silly and self-defeating, it has nevertheless caused much controversy. One team of such protesters, known as Al Pieda, operate primarily against right-wing public figures in the United States.

External links

• Al Pieda Homepage
• The Biotic Baking Brigade - a similar organization, which has pied Jean Chretien and Bill Gates, among others