User:Craftyminion

Your Questions Answered

So, who are you?

I'm Craftyminion, but you can call me Crafty.

What do you do around here?

I'm not clever enough to write articles, so instead I fix vandalism. Also I interfere in discussions about deleting articles and, when the fancy takes me, I offer my worthless opinions to those who neither request nor appreciate them. This is perversely satisfying. I am lately patrolling new pages.

What are you? Some sort of pervert?

I am more than just a pervert, I'm a militant atheist, a leftist and a homosexual. You may draw from that what you will. I may also be other things. When I work out what those are, I'll let you know.

You swear an awful lot. Do you think that makes you some sort of tough guy?

Why yes, yes I do.

To be honest, you're rather unpleasant.

So I've been told. I'm comfortable with that.

Frankly, I'm surprised you haven't been blocked.

I have been blocked.

Really? Why?

I disrupted Wikipedia to make a point and Tan gave me 48 hours in the shitter. I continued to tear it up on my talkpage so he upped my sentence to an indefinite block.

Disruptive? How?

I pretty much revealed another editor's real life identity. I refused to desist despite being asked to stop more than once.

How'd you get back into Gen-Pop?

About three weeks after I was sent down, I ate a shit sandwich promising (as one does) to fly straight and true. Daniel Case took pity on me.

Was it worth it?

Yes.

Will you protect me in the showers?

Maybe. What are you gonna do for me in return, prag?

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