List of Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide characters
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This is a list of fictional characters from the television series Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide.
Main Characters
Ned Bigby
| Ned Bigby | |
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| Created by | Scott Fellows |
| Portrayed by | Devon Werkheiser |
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| Alias | Den Ybgib |
| Nickname | Bigby, Wheels, Wedgepicker, Nedcompoop |
| Occupation | Student |
| Family | Mrs. Bigby (mother) |
Ned Bigby (Devon Werkheiser) Ned is the main character who created the guide after walking into the girls bathroom in kindergarten, where it is revealed that he couldn't see well. He is usually getting into trouble with his friends Moze and Cookie. Ned is a pretty smart boy, but he's also very lazy; most of the time he gets scores lower than the average (although he's perfectly capable to get straight A's when he works seriously) and tries to find the easiest way (not necessarily the right or logical way) to solve any personal problem. Because of this, his plans usually backfire, but teach him lessons that result in the tips of his School Survival Guide. Ned has been neighbors with Moze his whole life. His dream girl is Suzie Crabgrass and has been since they were eight years old, but in the series finale, he and Moze kiss and start dating. His dream girl has to be funny, have a good smile and attitude. He usually turns to Gordy, the school's janitor, for advice.
- Friendships
- Gordy
- Moze
- Cookie
- Lisa
- Martin
- Coconut Head
- Suzie
- BackPack Boy
- Claire Sawyer Future Lawyer
- Relationships
- Suzie Crabgrass (Season 3)
- Jennifer Mosely (Season 3)
- Missy Meanie (Season 3)
Jennifer Mosely
| Jennifer Mosely | |
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| Created by | Scott Fellows |
| Portrayed by | Lindsey Shaw |
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| Nickname | Moze |
| Occupation | Student |
Jennifer Ann Mosely aka "Moze" (Lindsey Shaw) Jennifer goes by the name of "Moze" because Ned called her that in first grade to avoid confusion from the other three Jennifers in the class. Moze tends to be good at everything she does. She tries to break away from Ned and Cookie in the hope of finding a girl be friends with and eventually became best friends with her worst enemy, Suzie Crabgrass. Her relationship with Ned is initially platonic, but their feelings for each other change throughout the series. She is a volleyball jock and has set the most school records, including one for the most school records. She is usually the one Ned and Cookie come to for favors. In the series finale, she and Ned officially become boyfriend and girlfriend.
- Boyfriends
- Ned Bigby (Season 3)
- Faymen Phorchin (Season 3)
- Jock Goldman (Season 2)
- Seth Powers (Season 1-3)
- Billy Loomer (Season 1-2)
Simon Cook
| Simon Nelson-Cook | |
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| Created by | Scott Fellows |
| Portrayed by | Daniel Curtis Lee |
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| Nickname | Cookie, P-Cookie, cyborg |
| Occupation | Student |
| Family | Mr. Nelson-Cook (father) Mrs. Nelson-Cook (mother) |
Simon Nelson-Cook aka "Cookie" (Daniel Curtis Lee) Simon goes by the name of Cookie, since his last name is Cook. He is somehow a type of cybernerd and is usually in some kind of crisis. He often uses his knowledge with technology to help himself and his friends. He has a motherboard in his locker, his pants double as a printer, and his glasses double as a computer display. Even though he didn't like her in the first and second season, he falls for Lisa Zemo who had a complete makeover in 8th grade. In some episodes in the 8th grade adventures, he tries to get her to go out for pizza with him, which never works because she has lots of guys to date until the last episode. At the end of the series he finally gets to take Lisa out on a date. He is shown to be the mostly unlucky character in the series, usually being harmed or giving wrong, even when his plans worked perfectly. He won the school spelling bee.
- Girlfriends
- Lisa Zemo(season 3)
- Evelyn Kwong(season 3)
- Vanessa(season 2)
Recurring Characters
Gordy
Gordy (Daran Norris) The 40 year-old janitor at Polk who never does his job, although the school is normally not visibly dirty. He is usually very crazy about capturing a weasel that lives in the school and helping Ned, Cookie, and Moze with crazy activities. If there is a big mess to clean up, Gordy always gives the excuse "Eh, I'll let the night guy get it". As the janitor for James Polk Middle School he has won the hearts of students and faculty because of knowing that the kids come first. He was once a dance instructor, and was voted "most likely to amount to nothing" when he attended Polk.
Suzie Crabgrass
Suzie Crabgrass (Christian Serratos) Ned's crush and Moze's rival at every sport, but later best friend. Suzie was not interested in Ned from Seasons 1-2, having ended up dating Billy Loomer for a short time at the beginning of Season 2. But in Season 3, she has a crush on him, and they started dating in the episode Popularity. She was Ned's dream girl since the age of eight. In the series finale she ends up dating Billy Loomer.
Missy Meany
Missy Meany - (Carlie Casey)- A conceited girl who is a pretty and very popular. Missy is a school cheerleader. However, she turns out to be a nasty person who cheats at most anything and will stop at nothing to get her way. She has an obsessive crush on Ned. She is a Gemini. She also has two bodyguards, who she cheerfully calls her collection team or "Missy Buddies".
Billy Loomer
Billy Loomer (Kyle Swann) The leader of a trio of bullies at Polk Middle School. He and his bully friends enjoy picking on kids, especially Ned, Cookie, and Coconut-Head. He has a big crush on Moze, but ends up dating Suzie Crabgrass. He wants to break up with Suzie so he can date Moze. He even has a crush on Cookie's alter ego Simone. At the end of the series he changes from a violent bully into a kind, respectable, well-mannered, young man. He is an Aries.
Jerry Crony
Jerry Crony (Matthew "Teo" Olivares) One of Loomer's friends, who aids him in bullying, with a penchant for fashion design and often tries to deny the fact every time he is seen sewing. He tries to ask Missy out a few times in the series but always fails due to his hair and clothes.
Buzz Rodriguez
Buzz Rodriguez (Recci Canon) One of Loomer's friends, who aids him in bullying, but doesn't talk much. Loomer even says he hasn't said anything the entire time Crony and himself have known him. The reason for this, as said by Buzz in the episode "Volunteering", is that everything has been fine and he has never had a reason to talk up to that episode.
The Huge Crew
The Huge Crew A girl group of bullies in the school led by Doris Trembley. They strongly dislike Billy Loomer and his friends, and they are insanely obsessed with Ned.
Bitsy
Bitsy (Spencer Locke) A popular and mean girl (seen only in Season 1) who cheats to get high grades and academic awards at school, Moze being her main victim, as revealed on the episode 'Cheaters and Bullies'. She also even tried to humiliate Moze by stealing her diary, and in the episode Notes she got Ned in trouble passing notes. She only hates Ned & Moze, but does like Cookie. She does not appear in Season 2 because she was possibly expelled by threatening Ned & Moze and her character was replaced by Missy.
Seth Powers
Seth Powers (Alex Black) - The clueless and basketball loving boy of Moze's dreams in the seasons 1 and 2, who suddenly became smart after going out with Evelyn Kwong. He is usually seen spinning a basketball (which he shows to value more than girls) on his finger and making up bad rhymes. In the episode "Secrets" it is shown he may have dyslexia. He is a lot alike to Michael Kelso from That 70's Show.
Coconut Head
Coconut Head (Rob Pinkston) A geeky friend of Ned, Moze, and Cookie. No viewer knows his real name and nobody in school can remember his first name because they never say his real name. His nick name is based on his hairdo, which his mom gave him, which looks like a coconut. He gets chronic nose bleeds, and has been getting them ever since he was three. Shown in the episode Valentine's Day, he is in love with the Huge Crew.
Martin Qwerly
Martin Qwerly (Tylor Chase) Another geeky friend of Ned, Cookie, and Moze. He is extremely optimistic and is always seen talking, usually insanely fast. He is also known to be "super-duper positive" and is Le-Forger, as hinted. People usually cover his mouth during his fast talks or put up a cardboard cutout of themselves next to him and leave. But he eventually stops this habit by season 3. He is the Class Vice-President. in the episode Video Projects he is shown to be pretending to be a ninja and is caught on video. His name is a pun of the phrase "smart and squirrelly" as seen in the episode "Guide to: Project Partners".
Le-Forger
Le-Forger (Tylor Chase) Le-Forger occurred only once in the series. He gives the gang advice in exchange for coconut macaroons. It is hinted that Le-Forger is Martin Qwerly.
Claire Sawyer
Claire Sawyer (Brooke Marie Bridges) The "future lawyer" of the school, who represents students at Polk. She seems to pop up whenever somebody says the word lawyer. Claire's catchphrase is "Claire Sawyer, future lawyer," and hands the person a card. Ned, Cookie, and Moze always exclaim that they have known her since pre-kindergarten.
Lisa Zemo
Lisa Zemo (Rachel Sibner) A geeky and good-natured friend of Ned, Cookie and Moze who undergoes a complete makeover in Season 3 of the show. She is allergic to many things, including cats, dogs, nuts, and rap videos that exploit women. Because of her chronic allergies (in Seasons 1-2), she is almost always seen carrying and obsessively using a bottle of nasal spray. She had a crush on Cookie who found her creepy before her makeover and vies for her attention after it, competing with several geeky boys. She is the Class Treasurer.
Coach Joy Dirga
Coach Joy Dirga A tough and aggressive female coach/gym teacher who is often seen shouting harshly at her students. A typical example of the "Sergeant Coach" character trope. Despite her aggressive nature and tendency to be like a drill sergeant, she has a caring and encouraging side. She enjoys Star Wars and soap operas.
Mr. Sweeney
Mr. Sweeney - (Don Creech) The "evil" science teacher, who seemed to especially dislike Ned towards the beginning of the series (a feeling that Ned returned throughout much of the series). Mr. Sweeney is often shown as the episode's antagonist, but in some cases is just trying to either teach Ned, Cookie, and Moze a lesson or help them achieve. Mr. Sweeney describes Ned as his worst and favorite student and helps him out in the show's finale. In the episode "School Websites", it is shown that he picks his nose in private. He is always seen wearing a lab coat.
Spencer
Spencer (Corbin Bleu) A student at Polk who is very good at acting. He speaks with a British accent and dreams of being a Hollywood star. He is Ned's rival. In the episode "School Plays", Susie and Spencer play as Romeo & Juliet, and Spencer makes Ned jealous by saying that the big kiss will win Suzie over. In another episode "Revenge", Backpack Boy got revenge on Spencer for stealing his crush, Claire Sawyer. He only appeared twice because the actor Corbin Bleu was busy filming High School Musical 2.
iTeacher
iTeacher (Mo Collins) The English teacher who "home teaches" using a Webcam to display her head on a computer screen. She appeared in Season 3 and appears on an iMac G4 using the school's wireless chat server. A student usually wheels her around on a cart when she wants to speak to a particular person. Originally, iTeacher was supposed to be a hologram.
- According to Moze; The class thought in the first episode of season 3 that she only was a head. She is in the Season 3 theme song.
Principal Pal
Principal Pal (John Bliss) The senile former principal of the school. He becomes the new socials studies teacher when Miss Knap resigns.
Principal Wright
Principal Wright (Meshach Taylor) A Social Studies teacher at Polk who favors Moze as one of his best students. He later becomes the principal in Season 3. He is also the school's cross country coach. He appears as the Social Studies teacher in Seasons 1 & 2. He grew a beard in Season 2. It is once revealed that he has his doctorate degree from Harvard University.
Faymen Phorchin
Faymen Phorchin (Vinicius Machado) Moze's crush, and later boyfriend in the third season until the episode "When You Like Someone Who Is Going Out With Someone Else", where he leaves to play Pro Soccer in Brazil. His name is a pun on the words "Fame and Fortune". When he kisses Moze, Moze feels nothing and says there is no spark, unlike Moze's kiss with Ned. In Season 3, episode 8 (Guide To: Bus and Bad Hair Days) the Spanish Teacher talks to Faymen in Spanish and he anwsers back in Portuguese (the national language of Brazil, which was discovered by the Portuguese during the "Descobrimentos") saying that he misses his home in Brazil.
Vice Principal Harvey Crubbs
Vice Principal Harvey Crubbs (Hamilton Mitchell) The Vice Principal and exaggerated character spoof of Miami Vice. Crubbs is always keeping an eye on Ned. He is obsessed with flamingos, mini powdered donuts, and sunglasses. He used to be a vice cop (he loves having "vice" in his title). His catchphrase is "Crubbs OUT!" and he usually aims to get students in trouble, especially Ned, Moze, and Cookie. He also says "you're fired" a lot. He also tried to trick all the people who were wanting an interview for Principal but Principal Pal knocked him out and put him in the trap room until Principal Wright managed to be principal. In "Lost and Found" he was discovered to steal things from the lost and found and put them in a special room to keep. Although he can be severe, crazy and egotistical at times, Crubbs proves to be a very fair person, having no intent in getting anyone into trouble; he is simply strict and takes rules very seriously. These characteristics make Crubbs both a hero and a villain in the series.
Mr. Monroe
Mr. Monroe (Jim J. Bullock) Mr. Monroe is Ned and Cookie’s Life Science and Health teacher, as well as being in charge of the Sewing Club and the school newspaper, The Howler. He also appears to be the basketball coach in Season 1. He seems to be friends with Mat Hoffman. He says "Won't that be fun!" a lot in the first season. He could also be very flamboyant and it is hinted that his character is Homosexual.
Dr. Xavier
Dr. Xavier (Lusia Strus) The Grade 8 Math teacher. She is a self-proclaimed "super-genius" who tends to be quite strict and almost maniacal. She is always seen wearing a drab gray smock, and at one point required all her students to dress the same. Her students, including Cookie, seemed to fear her in the Math episode due to her overly harsh attitude; but when Cookie suggested that math class should be more fun, she changed her rigorous ways and became friendlier to her students. She has a Russian accent, and loves romance novels. She has a crush on Gordy, and is shown to wish to date him. She is in the Season 2 theme song.
Evelyn Kwong
Evelyn Kwong (Michelle Kim) A studious and slightly crazed student who likes competition within her courses. At first, she had a bitter rivalry with Cookie and tended to despise him, but becomes initially interested in him after they accidentally kiss. She soon became madly in love with Cookie and seemed to torment him constantly, both competing against him to be the smartest student at Polk, and obsessively pursuing his affections. Evelyn finally stopped harassing Cookie and started dating Seth (who miraculously became smarter after spending time with her) in the Tests episode. She was also part of an organization squad to help Ned get organized in the episode Getting Organized and Extra Credit.
The Scoop
The Scoop (Vincent Martella) The school's journalist and photographer. He tends to be quite annoying and assertive, which especially annoys Moze. Scoop appears mostly in the first Season.
Mr. Chopsaw
Mr. Chopsaw (Dave Florek) The school woodshop teacher. He has an unnatural obsession with woodworking and sometimes acts like he is "attracted" to the shop tools. He favors Moze as his best student and helps her through confusing times by giving her advice such as finding a talent for Ned's talent show and her feelings for Ned. He could immediately tell that there was something more between Ned and Moze. He was also the very first teacher seen on the show. He was in the Season 1 theme song. His full name is Dusty Chopsaw.
Mr. Combover
Mr. Combover (Steve Bannos) The choir and music appreciation teacher. He also runs the school plays. He's known for liking the arts and classical music artists like Mozart and Beethoven, as well as having unusual facial hair that runs round the side of his face.
Dr. Lowe
Dr. Lowe (Fred Stoller) A quirky character that does two jobs at Polk. He is seen as a study hall advisor and sometimes seen as the school's psychiatrist. He also seems to be the school bus driver in the episode The Late Bus.
Mr. Kwest
Mr. Kwest (Dave "Gruber" Allen) Runs the computer lab, though he knows nothing about computers. Runs a fantasy war game club. Also drives the bus.
Rose The Lunch Lady
Rose The Lunch Lady - (Loni Love) - A lunch lady who can see the future in the beans or peas. Her predictions always come true but not in the expected ways.
The Weasel
The Weasel - A weasel that runs around the school since the series began (due to an untidy student's locker). Gordy wishes to capture this weasel and has used numerous traps in the series and failed. In one episode, Gordy successfully captures the weasel, but after finding a robot that was heading straight towards it, Gordy shows remorse and releases the weasel (and ends up being harmed by the robot). In the series finale movie, it is shown that the weasel is actually a female when she has given birth of new weasel babies. In one episode in season one, the weasel was elected Class President. In another episode (not season one), the weasel also won the school's recycling contest after it stole the reusable materials collected by everyone else to use for a nest. The 'weasel' was actually played by a ferret named 'Vanessa the Ferret'.
Miss Knap
Miss Knap - The old social studies teacher who always likes to sleep. She sets up a contest and the winning parteners will win a trip to Washinton, DC. Her replacement is Mr. Pal, the school's former principal.
Killer Bees
Killer Bees - A group of three spelling bee addicted bullies, known as King Bee, Queen Bee, and Stinger. They always dress in yellow and black and tend to quickly spell insults at people. They don't appear in Season 2 because possibly they were expelled due to cheating for the spelling bee.
Mr. Weiner
Mr. Weiner - A substitute teacher who used to be Ned, Moze, and Cookie's grade school subtitute. He has saved Ned from the girl's bathroom three times. He tries bringing his little grade school skits with him (including a large walrus with help from Ned) to Polk to make his students laugh. He is seen only in "Substitute Teachers."
Mr. Gross
A teacher with nil hygienic habits, which makes him have an extremely disgusting smell. He was seen only two times on the first season.
Backpack Boy
Backpack Boy - A student that carries an oversized backpack. He has many things in his backpack including flags used on the school spirit day, a pencil dispenser/sharpener, and a pouch that holds nose wipes. He is once shown as a superhero when Ned talks about the rumor that he was one. He has a crush on Claire Sawyer.
Mike Grudzielanek
Mike Grudzielanek (Joseph Ruzer) - A student who is a bully and also a jock. He is also in the choir. Although he appears a lot they only mention his name 2 times. It is implied that he might play basketball and football, and he is friends with Seth and Paul. It is also possible to say he got left back a year because he was seen with Jock Goldman and when the gang reaches 8th grade he is still seen in middle school.
Marvin
Marvin (Marvin Giovanni) - An avid student member of the G.E.E.K. Club at James K. Polk Middle School, where he helps train Ned Bigby into shape for tests. His idea of style involves a fohawk haircut, big black-framed glasses, a bow-tie, and, most importantly, a pocket protector with pens.
Doug
Doug - A seemingly popular male student, who always goes surrounded by girls who like him. His face is unseen, since the girls cover him completely. But in the episode "Valintines Day" his face is uncovered for a short time to ask Cookie where he got his roses.
Palmer Noid
Palmer Noid - A pesky redheaded fifth grader who later becomes a student in Season 3. He appears in 2 episodes in Season 2 & one episode in Season 3. He says the word "Cheesin" a lot. He is commonly known as the "kid who takes pants".
Albert Wormheimer
Albert Wormheimer - A geeky, schizophrenic student who is like Cookie but he's nearly overweight. He wears glasses like Cookie. He created the popularity list for Polk in Season 3. He picks his nose. He is a Virgo. He was part of an organization squad to help Ned.
Stu
Stu - A student who is like Cookie but he's nearly overweight. He wears glasses like Cookie. He bites his nails.
Vanessa
Vanessa (Logan Browning) - A student who was Cookie's girlfriend in Season. She doesn't appear in Season 3 because she split up with Cookie and went to highschool.
Martha Qwerly
Martha Qwerly - An overly talkative student who is Martin's sister. She only appeared in one episode. She talks as often and fast as Martin. She also says that there are a numerous amount of Qwerlys. She also likes to learn.
Miss Splitz
Miss Splitz - A school counsellor in Polk who spied on Ned if he did do good grades. She speaks like R. Lee Ermey to Ned. She talks and looks nice to Cookie. She uses different methods for counselling each student, which tends to make her seem like she has a split personality (her last name being an obvious pun of this).
Lance Widget
Lance Widget - A heavyset nerdy bully who is also smarter than Ned, Cookie & Moze. He tends to be very loud and overbearing, shouting at people and calling nearly everyone a "moron". He was part of the organization squad to help Ned in the episode Getting Organized, with his organization specialty being school gear. He also carries around a fanny pack everywhere.
Jock Goldman
Jock Goldman (Ben Hogestyn) - An upperclassman jock who used Moze to get back with his ex-girlfriend Amy Cassidy. After they broke up again, he begins to like Moze in Season 2.
Amy Cassidy
Amy Cassidy (Lucy Hale) - A student who was Jock's ex-girlfriend.
The Oboe Twins
Stacy and Tracy Oboe - Smart, nerdy twin sisters who both play the oboe. They are both extremely shy; they would never talk to anyone but each other, and were afraid to be apart. But in the episode Shyness Ned and Moze tried to help the twins overcome their shyness.
Psycho Jones
Psycho Jones - A menacing student who looks like a psycho. He appeared twice in the series. He was angered when Ned (without knowing there is a Psycho) tried to get the nickname Psycho.
Mr. Gibson
Mr. Gibson - (Art Alexakis) - A music teacher who appeared for one episode in Season 2, his name is a reference to Gibson guitars. The song "Rock Star" by Everclear (the band that Alexakis is the lead singer of) was also featured in this episode.
Nurse Hunsucker
Nurse Hunscker - The disgruntled school nurse who grudgingly helps the sick students. She often has a sour attitude. In the episode Sick Days, her suspicions of Ned having the flu prevented Ned from meeting Mat Hoffman.
Timmy Toot-Toot
Timmy Toot-Toot - A student of James K. Polk middle school who is notorious for his dangerously powerful and frequent farts, preceded by him saying "Toot toot!". Despite this embarrassing habit, Timmy takes pride in his "tooting" ability, calling it a "super-power." He also became angered and felt that Ned was trying to compete with him when Ned accidentally farted in class in the episode Embarrassment.
Zippy
Zippy- Austin Butler - a background character who happens to be in a lot of episodes. He won Best hair. He's good friends with Ned, Cookie and Moze as shown that he sits with them at lunch.