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Question on Science Ref Desk

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You write like a moron, :::NO NO NO:::

I gather you have English as a second language. Tell you what, get someone to proofread your shit before sending it in. It's absolutely vomit-inducing. And I've got a well-based suspicion that it would still be drivel even if it didn't read like it was written by a complete retard. Myles325a (talk) 06:22, 7 February 2011 (UTC)

You write like moron devine jeenius cum down to teach us good things all the time

Mee loooking agin at yor wunnerful wunnerful question (?) on sceincce destk. Is qu3estion, no? Coz I see no question mark. So first i thinking it real complete deep poop but then I put brain stem out of reverse and engage fammily neurone, and say Hey HOT DIGGETY DAWGG, THIS REALLY MAKING SENSE ALL THE TIME MORE AND BETTER!!! Now I telling you secret buyt shhhyusshh…I min it…shhshy shhsy..all the time shhhsy…just between u and moi. I am from FUBUS (YES!!) only moon of Mercury. That is whyu I have suntan all callifornian would want to die for. I have the lovely sunglasses which cover my hole head, and I have lovely big ears with silk fur on them. U can stroke them if u vant. We be friends now. I sing yuou speccial song, from Fubus. Fubus is the place to be, fubus is lovely to see, I loving my Fubus like I like mah doggie, I love my doggie and I love my froggie, and I forget the rest…

Now you not be worrying about silly article in Wankapedia here :http://www.windows2universe.org/our_solar_system/moons_table.html

Which lying thru teeth say NO FUBUS, NO FUBUS. U tell them stick up that place where sun don’t shine but we no say that. Now we friends yes. Oh joy, I lik your hands and you stroke my eaers. For I am a Fubian, and you can be blood brothteer Fubian too, and we talk about gravity al the time..Wunnerful thing that gravity, wunnerfyul, except whe4n yiou fall off cliff, then it big bitch. Sow now I am saying sorry I writttingsome stuff about your devine contributtons to Séance Desk. Poopsters theer don’t know aquality when they seei it. Very good I say, wee need more of it. Noww I understanding you ass much ass my pppooor fried Fubian brain can. Butt you are like Eisenstein. Pleasee finish your gbookk soon. And let us all rejoice. I kill fattted catf and have big shindig when It published. And now I sending Fubia big letter saying good newws now we are best frinds. Love and Fubian peace, Myles325a (talk) 01:43, 8 February 2011 (UTC)

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