List of Scrubs episodes

The following is a list of episodes for the television show Scrubs.

Season 1

1. My First Day (aka Pilot) — J.D. and the rest of the interns begin their first day at Sacred Heart. J.D. does his first night on-call, and realizes that Dr. Cox is much nicer and helpful than Dr. Kelso, and that he has feelings for Elliot.
2. My Mentor — J.D. tries to get to know Dr. Cox. Elliot gets on the wrong side of Carla.
3. My Best Friend's Mistake — Elliot takes issue with the endearments Dr. Kelso uses on her, but naively follows Dr. Cox's advice and confronts him over it. J.D. begins to miss Turk's company with how busy both of them are; however J.D. suspects a post-op reaction with a patient just out of surgery might have something to do with him. Elliot and J.D. seem to be getting close, but an interruption might make the difference between being friends and something more than that.
4. My Old Lady — The three interns have to face death for the first time: J.D.'s patient is a headstrong but kindly old woman, Turk's is a young man who just needs some company, and Elliot's is a Spanish woman who speaks no English. Elliot and Carla, despite a bad beginning, start to become more friendly, until Elliot's anxiety gets the better of her.
5. My Two Dads — J.D. has to decide between viewing Dr. Cox or Dr. Kelso as a mentor: the decision isn't made any easier when all three, along with Dr. Kelso's lapdog Dr. Steadman, play a game of golf together. Elliot believes her breasts to have healing powers, and in order to make up to Carla, Turk gifts her a pen that unbeknownst to him was previously removed from a patient's rectum. Dr. Cox's actions to prove a point earn him a suspension. Cameo appearance from Louie Anderson.
6. My Bad — Dr. Cox's suspension puts his future at the hospital in doubt. Elliot discovers her patient, Dr. Greenburg, is a therapist. J.D. is given a self-absorbed board member to care for, who, after he has to put his foot down against her dismissive whims, is turned on enough to have sex with him. He finds out later that she's actually Dr. Cox's ex-wife, Jordan. Cameo appearance from Jimmie Walker. J.D. also resolves to halt Dr. Cox's suspension, with the help of Jordan.
7. My Super Ego — J.D. is brought down a couple of pegs by another intern.
8. My Fifteen Minutes — J.D. and Turk save the life of a TV cameraman. Afterwards much publicity is placed on the duo, especially Turk. Dr. Kelso decides to take advantage of this and advertise Dr. Turk. Cox is supposed to write J.D.'s intern evaluation but tells J.D. to do it himself.
9. My Day Off — J.D. develops appendicitis, on Thanksgiving, his day off, and sees the hospital from the patients' point of view. Elliot and Turk are his intern and surgical intern respectively.
10. My Nickname — J.D. and Carla's relationship changes when he starts to have more medical knowledge than her. Elliot treats Jill, a patient who's just as nervous and neurotic as herself: Dr. Cox is less than impressed.
11. My Own Personal Jesus — Turk loses his Christmas spirit after spending a night on call on Christmas Eve.
12. My Blind Date — J.D. is tasked with looking after a social worker who slipped and fell in the hospital. She is stuck in an MRI machine and he asks her out without seeing her face. Elliott tries to gain Dr. Cox's favour the way J.D. has. After experiencing relationship problems, Turk tells Carla his feelings for her.
13. My Balancing Act — J.D. and the social worker, Alex, are going out. However they are continually interrupted by the hospital. Turk and Carla experience bedroom-related problems.
14. My Drug Buddy — A patient is suspected of stealing drugs; Alex is his social worker. Elliott tells J.D. that she thinks Alex will hurt him and J.D. accuses her of being jealous. When he finds out that it was Alex who stole the drugs he apologises to Elliott, who reveals that she was jealous.
15. My Bed Banter & Beyond — J.D. and Elliot spend the day in bed having sex, while flashing forward as their relationship deteriorates.
16. My Heavy Meddle — J.D. and Elliot are not talking to each other after breaking up. Dr. Cox goes on the rampage.
17. My Student — The interns receive their first interns, each of whom is very different. J.D.'s is very much like he was at the beginning; Elliot's is a jerk but the son of the CEO of the corporation that owns the hospital; Turk's is a smart confident woman who Dr. Cox finds he's attracted to. Guest-stars Kelli Williams as Kristen Murphy.
18. My Tuscaloosa Heart — J.D. feels guilty when a rude patient, who he ignored, dies. Carla assures him that it was the terminal cancer, but J.D. is unable to sleep. Dr. Cox is unable to decide between the three women who he likes. Elliot and Turk discover a possible new side to Dr. Kelso.
19. My Old Man — The interns' parents come to visit. Guest-stars R. Lee Ermey as the janitor's father, and John Ritter as Sam Dorian.
20. My Way or the Highway — Due to Turk's competitiveness, Turk convinces J.D.'s patient to decide upon another treatment; J.D. is angry at Turk for convincing his patient to have surgery.
21. My Sacrificial Clam — J.D. is stuck by a needle full of blood contaminated with Hepatitis B. He becomes scared of getting sick. Elliot chooses the hospital over her new boyfriend.
22. My Occurrence (Part 1) — Jordan's brother comes into the hospital after piercing his hand with a nail-gun; however Dr. Cox and J.D. later become worried when his hand won't stop bleeding. A series of paperwork bungles nearly has Turk operate on the wrong patient, and has Elliot incorrectly inform Jill that she's pregnant. Further tests diagnose Ben with leukemia:. J.D. is initially unable to accept this. Guest-stars Brendan Fraser as Ben Sullivan.
23. My Hero (Part 2) — Ted introduces J.D. to his acapella band, but J.D. is a little too spooked by the janitor knowing far too much about him. Ben seems to be taking the bad news of his leukemia rather well: however Dr. Cox is not, and as Ben begins treatment for it, Dr. Cox later admits to J.D. he is unable to be there simply because he loves Ben too much. Turk's ego takes a hit from the attending surgeon Dr. Wen, and Carla and Elliot scorch Dr. Kelso in a personal review.
24. My Last Day — The interns realise they have become the jaded doctors they said they never would; they decide to break the deadlock by tackling a patient's issue together on different fronts. To their surprise, Dr. Cox agrees and Dr. Kelso gives his assent, and after Dr. Cox chides Jordan for her predictability, she goes the final mile for them. Jordan further follows Dr. Cox's advice and ends the episode by dropping a bombshell.

Season 2

1. My Overkill — In the aftermath of Jordan's revelations, everyone is estranged from each other. After Jordan revealed that she slept with J.D., he expects the worst from Dr. Cox. Elliot, embarrassed by Jordan's revelation about her lingering feelings for J.D., is avoiding J.D. at all costs. And while Carla is angry with Turk for not telling her that Dr. Cox was in love with her, Dr. Cox is annoyed at Dr. Kelso for being played for a non-existent promption, and at J.D. for sleeping with Jordan. Guest-stars Colin Hay as the troubador.
2. My Nightingale — The residents become very excited when a televised car chase comes to a dramatic end with the car crashing in the hospital parking lot. Excited to be in the middle of the action, Elliot gets to treat Officer Berson, one of the cops who was admitted with chest pains and Turk treats the driver of the car.
3. My Case Study — Dr. Kelso starts an impromptu competition with the residents, offering an all-expenses-paid medcial conference outing in Reno if they can bring him the most interesting case study: J.D. is torn to compete and to keep in Dr. Cox's favour by not doing so. Another competiton begins when the entire hosptal takes advantage of Dr Kelso's annual good mood the next day. Elliot worries that she isn't getting on well with Carla.
4. My Big Mouth — J.D. and Carla's relationship deteriorates when J.D. accidentally lets out some of Carla's secrets. The surgical residents compete for a trip to Mexico with Dr. Kelso. Elliot worries that she isn't presenting a competent image to Dr. Cox and takes on some harrowing cases to improve it.
5. My New Coat — J.D. gets an ego boost by wearing a white doctor's coat, but also has to accept the increased responsibilities that come with it. Elliot's reputation takes a knock when she has a one-off fling with a doctor she'd never previously met.
6. My Big Brother — J.D.'s older brother drops by for a visit, but J.D. can't hide how ashamed he is of his less-successful life. Turk learns a lesson when he makes a bet with Dr. Cox if a patient lives or dies. Halloween has a mysterious person in an ape-suit running around the hospital, much to Dr. Kelso's disgust of the holiday. Guest-stars Tom Cavanagh as Dan Dorian.
7. My First Step — Dr. Cox and the drug-promotion agent — which everyone has a secret crush on — clash, as do J.D. and Elliot over who's the better doctor. Carla worries over ambitions about "just being a nurse". Guest-stars Heather Locklear as Julie Keaton.
8. My Fruit Cups — Dr. Cox and Julie hook up. J.D. and Turk's financial situation is highlighted with an insight on their food and toilet-paper thefts in the hospital; Elliot's is also when her father cuts her off after refusing to become an OBGYN at his request. A newly-pregnant Jordan reappears, and Dr. Cox is faced choosing between her or Julie.
9. My Lucky Day — Elliot is forced to move out and also has to deal with a malpractice suit; J.D. shows up Dr. Cox and an unofficial competition begins between them. Guest-starts Alan Ruck as Mr. Bragin, and a cameo appearance by David Copperfield.
10. My Monster — Turk and Carla have relationship problems, as do Dr. Cox and Jordan. J.D. considers exactly how much the hospital consumes their lives; Elliot is forced to live in the back of a truck as she has no time to find another place, and J.D. loses his mojo while dating Lisa the gift-shop girl. J.D. later offers Elliot to stay with him and Turk, and they end up sleeping with each other again.
11. My Sex Buddy — Not wanting to repeat their last disastrous relationship, J.D. and Elliot agree to become sex buddies to limit their feelings for each other, although this doesn't entirely work out as they planned. Turk tries to help out Elliot with her workload, which backfires; and Carla learns a lesson about why hospitals can't always give definite answers.
12. My New Old Friend — J.D. has to deal with keeping his growing feelings for Elliot after they break off having casual sex; he tries seeing Lisa again which raises tension between them. Dr. Cox and Carla misdiagnose a hyperchondriac patient after not taking his claims seriously, and Dr. Kelso teaches Turk a lesson about the small lies their patients tell them. Guest-stars Richard Kind as Mr. Corman.
13. My Philosophy — Elliot demands single-sex change rooms from Dr. Kelso as it's becoming increasingly embarrassing changing in the traditional single-sex rooms. Turk pops the question to Carla, but not in the way he'd originally planned.
14. My Brother, My Keeper — Turk's brother Kevin comes to visit with news of his own to share. An old doctor friend of Dr. Kelso's who everyone gets on well with (the "anti-Kelso") runs into trouble when J.D. screws up an out-dated procedure under his supervision. Guest-stars Dick van Dyke as Dr. Townshend.
15. His Story — Narrated from Dr. Cox's viewpoint: shows Dr Cox and his sessions with his just-as-terse shrink, and with his difficulties with Dr. Kelso and also with J.D. Elliot is both excited and dismayed to find herself attracted to Paul, a male nurse. After delaying for so long, Carla finally says yes to Turk. Guest-stars Eric Bogosian as Dr. Gross, Dr. Cox's psychologist.
16. My Karma — J.D. and Turk attempt to cover up the fact they were hitting golf balls off the roof and may have caused the accident their patient has suffered from, only the janitor also knows. Jordan finally gives birth, but slips out in front of J.D. that Dr. Cox is actually the father, and asks him not to tell him.
17. My Own Private Practice Guy — J.D. has a patient who has her own private practive doctor much like himself, but later realises he was actually the reason Jordan and Dr. Cox divorced. The janitor starts flirting with Elliot, and Carla has issues with her appearance. Guest-staring Jay Mohr as Dr. Peter Fisher, and a cameo appearance by Jay Leno.
18. My T.C.W. — Dr. Cox switches from female to dog names for J.D. after an interesting bestiality rumour does the rounds. Dr. Cox himself is barely getting any attention from Jordan over the baby, Elliot and Paul — and Turk and Carla — are fighting about their relationships, and when J.D. accepts a date from Jamie, the very attractive wife of a coma patient, and comes under fire for it, he eventually snaps. Guest stars Amy Smart as Jamie Moyer.
19. My Kingdom — When J.D. does a temporary surgery elective, his friendship with Turk suffers to win popularity. The janitor gets a new powersaw, and Dr. Cox's prank on Dr. Kelso while he's away gets a little out of hand. Elliot's slip of the tongue drastically changes her relationship with Paul.
20. My Interpretation — J.D. attends the funeral of the TCW's husband, with predictable results. Turk has a sex-dream about Elliot, but Carla finds out about it. Dr. Cox's impression of Jordan's baby continues to slide rapidly downhill.
21. My Drama Queen — J.D.'s relationship with the TCW takes a few interesting twists when Elliot correctly identifies her as a drama queen. Carla's mother dies. Dr. Cox is stuck with Ted in teaching polite doctor-patient relations after having Dr. Kelso witness a particularly acidic tongue-lashing of his at a patient.
22. My Dream Job — The end of the second year has the residents somewhat bored with the monotony of their jobs, until an old college buddy of J.D. and Turk's turns up, and accidentally reveals to Dr. Cox that Jordan's baby is also his; further antics have them both dismissed from their on-call shifts when they arrive after drinking. As Dr. Kelso attempts to break Elliott's spirit, Dr. Cox tries to cope with the shock that he's a father, but Jordan can't lose him again after just getting him back. Cox eventually confesses to J.D. that he isn't angry at Jordan for lying to him; he's scared that he'll be a bad father. J.D. reassures Cox, pointing out how everyone at the hospital looks up to him, and the way he disciplined him and Turk for drinking on a work night. This prompts Cox to intervene when he sees Kelso publicly humiliating Elliott. Guest-stars Ryan Reynolds as Spence.

Season 3

1. My American Girl — J.D, Turk, and Carla work together to find out what is wrong with one of J.D.'s patients. Elliot, frustrated that everyone walks all over her, and desperately needing to change her bad-luck streak, acts on some advice from the janitor and gets a make-over.
2. My Journey — Turk and Carla set the date for their wedding; J.D. is worried about losing how close he always was with Turk and asks him out on a "man date". Elliot gets back with her ex-boyfriend Sean, but the relationship has a rocky start. Carla is obsessed over finding whose urine is in an unmarked container she comes across.
3. My White Whale — Jordan and Dr. Cox worry about a slight cough their son has and try to get him seen by the hospital's own paediatrician, who is just as obnoxious as Dr. Cox is. The residents get their own interns: Turk is too firm, J.D. isn't firm enough, and Elliot is a mix of both, especially when Dr. Kelso compares the clumsiness of one of them to her own. Guest-stars Christopher Meloni as Dr. Dave Norris.
4. My Lucky Night — J.D. distracts the janitor and Troy with a riddle. Dr. Cox and Dr. Steadman compete for the same promotion for the residency director position. Carla gets to work with Turk when she covers for one of the surgical nurses, annoying him yet also apparently inspiring his work. Sean and Elliot's relationship hits rocky ground, and they virtually break up; J.D. grabs this opportunity to try to tell her of his growing hidden feelings for her.
5. My Brother, Where Art Thou? - Dan drops by again, impressing J.D. no end, only he's concerned at the cynical attitude he's developed towards his patients: much like Dr. Cox himself. Dr. Kelso catches Elliot and Carla moonlighting at an animal hospital after his recent warnings against such. Dan later confronts Dr. Cox.
6. My Advice to You — Carla's brother Marco drops by, immediately rekindling the mutual dislike with Turk. The residents are confused by conflicting directions given by Dr. Cox and Dr. Kelso over patient care. J.D. gets friendly with a girl who's as mentally warped as he is, only to find out later she's actually Jordan's sister. Guest-stars Tara Reid as Danni Sullivan.
7. My Fifteen Seconds — J.D. and Danni hook up: Dr Cox, rather annoyed, lets slip in front of her J.D. slept with Jordan, to a rocky reaction; they also nearly don't catch the real reason Jill has returned to the hospital due to disinterest. Dr. Kelso goes temporarily deaf after using cheap stethoscopes, and Carla's medical advice to Elliot doesn't go as planned. Cameo appearance by Erik Estrada.
8. My Friend the Doctor — Dr. Cox badly hurts his back showing off in front of Turk; he begins to realise he's not as young as he used to be. Elliot worries that still doesn't consider herself a doctor. J.D. isn't impressed with the false personalities the janitor uses on the rest of the staff, until he recognises him playing a transit policeman watching The Fugitive one night (which actually happened in real life).
9. My Dirty Secret — Elliot admits she a problem saying 'dirty words' for the human body after accidentally giving a patient an orgasm during a pelvic examination. Carla realises she may be too assertive for her own good. J.D bears the consequences of giving advice to Dr. Cox about his relationship with Jordan and his son. Guest-stars Barry Bostwick as Mr. Randolph.
10. My Rule of Thumb — Elliot and Carla get arrested looking for a gigolo for a terminally-ill patient. Danni asks J.D. if she could stay at his place after walking in on her sister and Dr. Cox, but J.D. starts having second thoughts almost immediately after initially agreeing. Dr. Cox and Turk's clash over a liver transplant situation turns rather personal.
11. My Clean Break - When Danni has plans for her and J.D. to move into a place together, J.D. immediately realises he needs to break up with her - only he's never actually done it before. The janitor starts flirting with Elliot again. Dr. Cox realises that by losing his fearful influence over his residents, he may have lost control over them.
12. My Catalyst — An old fellow intern of Dr. Cox's who's now an attending, and also a competent surgeon, makes quite a few impressions at the hospital - least of all because he has OCD. Guest-stars Michael J. Fox as Dr. Kevin Casey.
13. My Porcelain God — Dr. Casey and J.D discover the janitor's toilet on the roof-top (dubbed the Epiphany toilet); it warrants the name after many of the staff realise solutions to the problems they're having after using it. Dr. Kelso closes down an entire wing of the hospital to save money: Dr. Cox and Carla fight back by using his own office as a room. Turk asks J.D. to be his best man, but he realises later he wasn't Turk's first choice. Elliot seeks help from Dr. Casey for interbating patients after becoming fearful to do another after botching one.
14. My Screw Up — Jordan, Danni and Ben return to help prepare a gathering for Dr. Cox's son's first birthday. Turk and Carla clash over removing Turk's mole, and changing Carla's last name after they marry, while one of Ted's band members quits. Dr. Cox angrily blames J.D. for a patient's death and dismisses him, but Ben calms Dr. Cox down and talks some sense into him, and he eventually forgives J.D. It is revealed in the end it was actually Ben himself who had died: the gathering everyone prepares for turns out to be Ben's funeral.
15. My Tormented Mentor — Dr. Cox is struggling to recover over Ben's death, and doesn't seem to appreciate J.D.'s efforts to help his situation; this is exacerbated by Jordan's self-absorbed friends staying in his apartment. Carla attempts to teach Todd, Dr. Kelso and Dr. Cox about sexual harassment, and a new female attending surgeon, Dr. Miller, puts the head of everyone in the OR in a spin.
16. My Butterfly — The wings of a butterfly can influence even random chances: this episode revolves around two alternate storylines, sharing the common influences of a butterfly's landing on cleavage, Turk's lucky dew-rag (head-scarf), a Snickers bar Carla sits on, a stuffed pink dog that belongs to Elliot's young patient, the janitors' custodial closet, and another patient's heart problems. Also, a flashback from the janitor reveals how he decided to become one.
17. My Moment of Un-Truth — Carla has dinner with a doctor she used to have a crush on, only J.D. knows about it and is sworn to secrecy. Elliot tries treating a patient who's adamant about not taking drugs for treatment, but can't believe it when Dr. Cox labels him a drug addict. The janitor plays an elaborate ruse on J.D. and Turk about having a twin brother.
18. His Story II — Narrated from Turk's viewpoint: Turk realises mailing out the wedding invitations is the last major step before he gets married. A later distraction with Dr. Miller during surgery causes nerve damage to a young concert pianist, to whom he can't admit his mistake. J.D. covers Elliot's stint as a hospital clown, only to have the janitor as a sidekick. A patient's advice to Elliot makes her realise just how good a friend J.D. has been: her feelings take charge and they end up sleeping with each other again; a surprise visit by Sean afterwards has her leaving with him.
19. My Choosiest Choice of All — J.D. is rather unhappy with the latest situation with Elliot: as revenge, he finds himself back together with a more dominant Danni. Dr. Cox finds himself liking Dr. Miller a little too much to be comfortable with it: Jordan picks up on it immediately. Turk and Carla encourage the janitor for a promotion as a security guard, but he's forced to play by Dr. Kelso's rules as a consequence. Sean later confronts J.D.: he lies for Elliot's benefit and denies the fact anything happened between them. Guest-stars The Polyphonic Spree.
20. My Fault — J.D. and Danni apathetically break it off again; Sean and Elliot plan to move in together. Carla freaks about all the last-second details for the wedding just a few weeks away. Dr. Cox makes a bet with Dr. Kelso against healthy patients taking full-body MRI scans, only the first patient to sign up is the hyperchondriac Mr. Corman. After so long, J.D. finally comes clean about his feelings to Elliot, only to realise he doesn't want he has been covetting for so long after all.
21. My Self-Examination — Carla's brother Marco returns for the wedding rehearsal; Turk runs into trouble writing his own wedding vows. After asking Danni and her new partner for advice, J.D. resigns himself to the fact he might as well stay in a relationship with Elliot even if he doesn't love her. Jordan refuses to fight with Dr. Cox for their son's sake: frustrated, he makes a mistake antagonising the janitor. At the rehearsal, moved by Turk's improvised vows, J.D. finally admits to Elliot he doesn't love her. Cameo appearance by Larry Thomas (the Soup Nazi from the Seinfeld series).
22. My Best Friend's Wedding — The day of Turk and Carla's wedding. Turk is delayed in a tricky surgery, and when he finally finishes he ends up at the wrong church. The ceremony is cancelled, but the reception is held regardless; Danni seems popular, as does the open bar. J.D. finds Sean and tries to convice him to get back with Elliot; she guesses this and while Sean and Elliot won't work out, her glacial attitude towards J.D. thaws slightly. Turk and Carla are married when they return to hospital to check on a patient who just happens to be a priest. Cameo appearance by George Takei.

Season 4

1. My Old Friend's New Friend — Molly Clock (Heather Graham), the hospital's new shrink, becomes friends with Elliot whilst Turk, JD and Carla make the impression of shutting her out
2. My Office — JD and Elliot are named the hospital's new chief residents by Dr. Cox
3. My New Game — JD is annoyed that the janitor keeps spreading the word that he is the Co-Chief Resident and Elliot the Chief Resident
4. My First Kill — JD thinks about whether he has ever specifically let someone die through his own incompetence and comes to the conclusion that he has not yet, though Dr. Cox is of the impression that it will happen any day now.
5. Her Story — Told from the perspective of Elliot, she starts to doubt Molly being the perfect mentor when she finds out her boyfriend is a convicted felon. Nevertheless, Dr. Cox helps her decide that personal lives should be kept separate from professional lives. Molly breaks up with her boyfriend anyway.
6. My Cake — JD's dad dies, and his brother Dan comes to visit. Cox and Dan promise each other to help JD get out of his depression.
7. My Common Enemy — JD is forced to deal with the romance between Elliot and his brother Dan. Molly becomes the enemy of Cox and Kelso by wanting to prove to them that everyone has a "creamy centre" and no one is evil.
8. My Last Chance — Molly and JD are on the brink of sleeping together, but must first get the permission of Elliot.
9. My Malpractice Decision (aka My MalPractical Decision) (Part 1) - JD and Cox must deal with a cunning malpratice attorney as she attends to her father. Turk tries to avoid a hypochondriac patient while Elliot steers her underachieving colleague Doug on a new career path.
10. My Female Trouble (Part 2) - JD has a difficult time ending his relationship with the malpratice attorney as she represents a patient who is suing Turk.
11. My Unicorn - JD befriends the son of a noted singer who is unwilling to donate a kidney to his ailing father. Carla and Jordan, depsite the warnings of Turk, teach Elliot to use her sexuality to her advantage.
12. My Best Moment - JD must treat a puzzling patientd during the holiday season while his colleagues reflect on their finest moments at Sacred Heart.
13. My Ocardial Infarction - JD is left struggling to catch up when Elliot begins to emerge as the better doctor. Turk begins to take his diabetes more seriously, and the Janitor struggles to hide his feelings for Elliot.
14. My Lucky Charm - A man involved in a bar fight teaches Turk and JD about living life to the fullest. Elliot and Carla find their friendship beginning to break down.
15. My Hypocritical Oath - J.D. becomes attracted to a girl, then finds out her new boyfriend has an STD. However, he can't tell her because of patient/doctor confidentiality.
16. My Quarantine - When J.D. casually remarks that a patient's symptoms resemble SARS, the entire staff is trapped in quarantine for the night. J.D. pays a homeless guy to fake a heart-attack so he can look more heroic in front of his date.
17. My Life In Four Cameras — When Cox fumes at Kelso for firing another staff member due to budget cuts, Kelso challenges Cox to balance the budget without firing anyone. Meanwhile, a sitcom writer is admitted. J.D. starts to fantasise about what it would be like if the hospital was a sitcom, complete with laugh track.
18. My Roommates — Turk and Carla ask JD to move out to give them space. However, his absence causes them to realize they have a problem with their relationship. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox diagnoses his friend's child with Autism.
19. My Best Laid Plans — Molly returns to Sacred Heart, and J.D. blows off his girlfriend to go out with her. Carla tries not to make "mountains out of molehills" when she realises Turk is still in contact with an ex-girlfriend. The Janitor bets Dr. Cox that he can get a date with Elliott.
20. My Boss's Free Haircut — Carla is staying at Elliot's while her marriage to Turk hits the rocks. JD takes Turk out to cheer him up; Elliott tries and fails to cheer Carla up the same way. Kelso warns Cox about the number of complaints patients have made about his blunt remarks.
21. My Lips Are Sealed - JD and Carla get drunk and accidently kiss, and both agree to keep the incident secret from Turk. Elliot has difficulty maintaining her professionalism around a patient with an abnormal condition.
22. My Big Move - Turk learns about the kiss between JD and Carla. Cox needs Elliot's help in reaching out to a teenage epileptic patient. The Janitor gets unexpected reactions from his new uniform.
23. My Faith In Humanity - JD is forced to confront human nature when a dying woman is brought to the hospital by her neighbour, Jake. Elliot goes to Cox and Carla for romantic advice. Turk is having difficulty in couple's therapy.
24. My Drive-By - Elliot is concerned about moving too quickly in her relationship with Jake. Cox teaches Turk the value of ego, and the Janitor and Kelso battled over a motorized cart.
25. My Changing Ways - JD prepares to start living life on his own, and strains his friendship with Turk. Elliot makes an effort to pursue a new career opportunity at another hospital in town, and this upsets Carla despite the close proximity of the new job. Cox tries to prevent Jordan from accepting a job at the hospital.

Season 5

1. My Intern's Eyes - Everyone tries to adjust to change. Turk sneaks J.D. into the apartment while he waits for his apartment to be repaired. Turk and Carla engage in baby-making, even though Turk is secretly afraid, and Elliot is still trying to adjust to working at a new hospital. (summary taken from the offical Scrubs website)
2. My Rite of Passage - J.D. learns that being an attending physician brings a new set of skills and responsibilities. Dr. Cox tries to adjust to Jordan working at the hospital every day and Elliot's new fellowship is short-lived. (summary taken from the official Scrubs website)
3. My Day at the Races - While planning his birthday, J.D. finds a list of things he wanted to accomplish before he turned 30. He enters a triathlon to begin. Elliot, discovers a side of her boyfriend Jake that freaks her out. Turk is working hard to impress his bosses and takes on a patient who wants to be hypnotized during surgery rather than using anesthesia, all in effort to be promoted.(summary taken from TV.com)
4. My Jiggly Ball - J.D. is asked to introduce Dr. Kelso at an awards dinner, so he wants to find out something good about him. Dr. Kelso and Dr. Cox each have a patient whom they feel deserves the benefit of a new experimental treatment, but there is only one open slot. Carla and Turk try to help Elliot get her old job at Sacred Heart back. The Janitor taunts J.D. with the made-up game of Jiggly Ball. (summary taken from TV.com)
5. My New God - Dr. Cox's religious sister Paige comes to visit for her nephew's baptism. Turk is finding out just how unsexy baby making can be. Elliot helps him realize that Carla finds the whole process to be romantic. J.D. and the Janitor start a budding friendship. (summary taken from TV.com)
6. My Missed Perception - J.D. mistakes an elderly woman's happiness as her wish to stop treatment for a fatal illness. Turk and Elliot struggle to find the cause of a patients body pain and Carla tries to organize the annual group photo. (summary taken from TV.com)
7. My Way Home - The 100th episode of the series. In a "Wizard of Oz" homage, J.D. trys to go home, Turk searches for a heart donor and Carla worries that she doesn't have the courage to become a parent. Meanwhile, Eliot doesn't believe she has the brains to lead a question and answer session. The Janitor is is painting color-coded lines throughout the hospital for easier navigation. (summary taken from TV.com)
8. My Big Bird - J.D., Turk, Elliot and Carla are interrogated about the mysterious death of a patient. Dr. Kelso learns that J.D. and Turk were away tracking down a patient, Elliot was traumatized over finding out that her make-out buddy was married and Carla was busy recruiting hospital personal for a group lottery purchase. (summary taken from TV.com)
9. My Half-Acre - J.D. is set up on a blind date with Julie (played by Mandy Moore) and takes Elliot's advice to avoid scaring her off. Meanwhile, Turk steps on Kelso's toes and has to learn to swallow his pride and apologize; Carla feels age creeping up on her when she can't conceive, and Dr. Cox worries about being an unsatisfactory father.
10. Her Story II - J.D. lets the little things bother him with Julie, but just as he gets over them, the big things make themselves plain. Meanwhile, Carla gets a fertility test when a new nurse makes her feel even older.
11. My Buddy's Booty - J.D., still having trouble gettting over Julie, convinces Elliott to find a booty call, but his plan backfires when Elliott chooses J.D.'s nemesis/intern, Keith.
12. My Cabbage - J.D. tries relentlessly to get rid of Keith while sticking up for his favorite intern "Cabbage", while the staff says goodbye to the hospital's favorite patient, Mrs. Wilk.
13. My Five Stages
14. My Own Personal Hell