Debbie Stabenow

Debbie Stabenow is a Conservative who hides under a [[Democrat] tag in order to win elections in the largely democrat-voting state of Michigan. She seems like a strong prevayer of liberties and justice, in reality she is a strong advocator of Baby-eating, pedophiles and the unconstitutional torture of hundreds of people without the constitutional right to a trial in order to protect the aforementioned rights that are being violated to protect them. She is currently running against local retard Michael Bouchard in a re-election bid. They both try to make voting for republican bills seem like a good thing to a state full of Democrats, Bouchard wins in this catagory because he actually is a Republican as opposed to a fake democrat. Stabenow promises economic change but she and Jennifer Granholm (who is also running against an idiot) have pretty much run Michigan's economy into the ground, if you live in michigan, we strongly advise that you stay home on election day because no matter who you vote for you might as well go take a shit on the constitution.