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{{Infobox comedian | name = Kent Haines | image = | caption = Headshot | birth_date = (1985-07-31) July 31, 1985 (age 39) | birth_place = Birmingham, Alabama, United States | active = 2007–present | ethnicity = American | occupation = | website = http://www.kenthaines.com | spouse = none

Kent Haines is the water boy for the Ohio Wesleyan University Bowling team. He recently got a stomach ache from Taco Bell. He is a moon truther and loves to watch Sesame Street. One time he cried in class because his teacher died. He is also a Jew. His favorite actor is Adam Sandler.

Haines began his life at some hospital. His first words were "Bro, I'm white". He is going to college at Ohio Wesleyan University. He wanted to join the bowling team, but he still needs bumpers. His best game is a 39. He is currently unemployed and single.

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