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Allegany High School is a high school (grades 9 to 12) in Cumberland, Allegany County, Maryland.

Allegany High School was built as Allegany County High School in 1887. The current principal is Michael Calhoun, and the vice principals are Ray Kiddy and Heidi Laupert.

As of 2005 it had 825 students and 49 teachers. Students were 93% white, 5% African-American and 2% Asian. 19% were eligible for reduced lunch, less than the state average of 27%.

Allegany High School is known for it's marching band. It is under the direction of Larry Jackson and Brian White. It's Drum Major is Senior Kayla Bloom. Allegany was recently placed 9th at TOB at Scranton, PA however, it has been ranked number one on the road. The band has winds, pit, and a color guard.


Notable Alumni

Allegany High School has some famous grads including:

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Football

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In the 2005 football season, the Allegany Campers varsity team went undefeated in their best season in the school's history, with a 14-0 record.

In 2006, The Allegany Campers had high expectations comming of the 2005 season. Blowing out all of their opponents until they played the Keyser Golden Tornados and lost 14-7. They went on to beat Berkley Springs and Sidwell Friends, only to lose homecoming to cross town rivals Fort Hill 35-14. The Campers defeated Boonsboro in region playoffs blowing them out by a wide margin. Allegany met Fort Hill again at Greenway for the Region 1A west championship, but lost 51-18. Allegany finished the 2006 season with a winning record of 9-3.

Allegany Varsity Cheerleaders

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Allegany Junior Varsity Cheerleaders

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"Lil Blue" Freshmen Cheerleaders

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Cross Country

Allegany's runners had a great season this year with the boys team making the state meet for the first time since the invention of the horse. The team was coached by geek Tommy Channdler and Dennis Robertson. The boys team had members such as Julian Gates, Stephen Heath, Sumeet Gupta, Gavin Brant, and the people that are named Shuck. For the girls Lauren MacFawn won states with Kendra Roberts also going to states. The team will run over the homeless competion next year and destroy all kittens in the years to come.

Boy's Soccer

The biggest surprise of this year was the boy's soccer team. Usually only beating the Maryland School for the Children without limbs, the team had an 8-5-2 record. The team was coached by Sir Richard Zimmerman and Gangsta Mike Sallerson. The team consisted of 19 members, and jv members.

Golf

Despite what many think, the priciple sport of Allegany High School is golf. The team is lead by the 6' 135lb senior at golfer Master Thadeus Eirich. The only female member of the team is Madison Martin. Do not be fooled by her attractive exterior, within is hidden a monster on the fairway. The team was out for blood this year, with the only female member Madison Martin, placing 6th in states.

Clothing

At Allegany the clothing choices of the students are very similar. Due to the new dress code all males are required to wear camo pants, 5XL wifebeaters, and moon boots. The girls are required to were the skin of the animals that were ran over by levitating hummers. With the great fashion shown at the shcool Ralph Lauren is offering $ 96 billion to a new fasion designer. So far the leading candidate for the award is Josh Pittman for his coordination with his 9 and his colorful shoes, however a new canidate has appeared, Kelsie Hayze with her yarn boots.

Rap/Hip-Hop Music

Allegany High School is home to many stout rap groups such as the CCCP and QCK. The CCCP is the number one rap group in the county with QCK a close second. CCCP stands for Crazy City Cound Posse, while QCK stands for Queen City Kids. CCCP is a more wholesome group whereas QCK attempts to capture the urban struggle appeal with frontmen K-Dunn and J-Pitt.


Party Scene

The Allegany party scene is a wild, pleasant, fun, and scattered one. Parties range from break dance battles (on cardboard mats), normal parties, cow punching, and tea parties. Tea Parties are, however, the highlight of the fun scene. Thrown Semi-anually, Master Christopher White throws his alleged "Tea Party of the Century". The authority of White to call this such is disputed however, as it is never clear whether the most recent is cooler than the previous. A copy right violation suit was filed by Elton John, Christopher's childhood hero. The fact that he has thrown 13 in the last 4 weeks has also raised some eyebrows.


With Regards to Justin "Beef" Hymes

This sophmore at allegany is over 6'8" tall, he was moved up to Varsity where he was given strong guidance from his senior mentor Zach Shearin. With Shearin's help, he was able to find his was into a starting position of the Allegany Camper Football defensive line.

Clay Aiken/Lance Bass Fan Club

Founded April 14, 2006, by Zac Barton and Tanner Zembower, this club quickly took off. With the Golden Tiger and the Magic Man at the helm, this club was able to secure funding, ballrooms, and wild animals for sacrifice. The club reached its peak by June however, when controversial reports began trickling in questioning Lance Bass's sexuality. As time progressed, it was discovered -unfourtunately for the club- that Lance Bass as well as Clay Aiken were homosexuals. With little public support the leadership and management talents of the Golden Tiger and the Magic Man began to fail. The club collapsed in upon itself as many members (even foudning members) had no desire to be associated with homosexuality. During the July coup, several hardline members tried to take control (by force) of the club to alter the direction of the club and switching the idols from Clay Aiken and Lance Bass to John Elway and Terrel Davis. The leaders of this coup included Zach "Wolf Meat" Shearin, Drew "Polar Bear" Pande, and John "Big Man" Pande. The coup ultimately failed as the rest of the club did not feel the same about John Elway and Terrel Davis. With little support, and Big Man's relocation to Argentina, the Royal flush - as they called themseles - were forced to give in, and in turn broke away founding the John Elway Football Club. The Golden Tiger and the Magic Man sadly, still stunned by the news of Clay and Lance comming out of the closet, and by "the Royal Flush's" complete disrespect and undermining of their authority, had no choice but to officially dissolve the club on July 29, 2006. Together the Golden Tiger and Magic Man were able to raise $57,542.12 worth of funds.

Zach "iron man, big boy,wolfman" Shearin

zach shearin is a senior in allegany. Along with willie whiteman and patrick steckman he is one of the top men on the iron man club at alco. He benches the most out of the three with being able to get 225lbs once. Zach couldnt play football last year acoount his terrible accident with his shoulder. Zach was shootin his gat outside one day when the rickoshet of the shot dislocated his shoulder with quick thinking zach cut open is skin and fixed his shoulder himself. The next football season led by patrick steckman the allegany campers made it to the playoffs and won but p steck was killed by j pitt in an automoblie accident involving shearins mustang.


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