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== The Pac-Man Incident == |
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Aw shit, here comes Pac-Man... |
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The Pac-Man Incident
MAN 1
Aw shit, here comes Pac-Man...
PAC-MAN
YOYOYOYOYOOOOOOOOOO! WHAT IT IS, MOTHER FUCKERS!?
MAN 2
Hey, Pac-man! What's up?
PAC-MAN
ME, YOU BITCHES! I'M HIGH ON CRACK! WANNA FREE CASE?
MAN 2
No, Pac-Man, drugs are bad!
MAN 1
Nope, can't help you, mane.
PAC-MAN
PUUUSSIEEEES!
PAC-MAN smokes a blunt
PAC-MAN
WOOOAAHHHH HOLY SHIT!
[PAC-MAN does blunt-induced maneuvers.]The Chernabog Incident
[MICKEY arrives at his seat.]
MICKEY: Oh boy, my favorite seat!
[MICKEY notices CHERNABOG blocking his view.]
MICKEY: Uh oh, uh, excuse me, do you mind?
[CHERNABOG reveals his full body. MICKEY screams.]
[MICHAEL EISNER arrives in the audience, right next to MICKEY.]
MICHAEL EISNER (to CHERNABOG): Excuse me, will you sit down please? You're blocking our view.
CHERNABOG: Ooh? Sorry, Mr. Eisner. Excuse me. It'll never happen again.
[CHERNABOG shrinks down, as to not block the view of MICHAEL EISNER, MICKEY and ENSEMBLE.]