User:Jimbo Wales

Did you know... ...that Oceania is at war with Eurasia Eastasia? ...that Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia Eastasia? ...that war is peace? ...that freedom is slavery? ...that ignorance is strength? ...that life is death? ...that Larry Sanger did not co-found Wikipedia? Proof that Larry Sanger does not exist Let a and b be equal non-zero quantities $a=b$ Multiply through by a $a^{2}=ab$ Subtract $b^{2}$ $a^{2}-b^{2}=ab-b^{2}$ Factor both sides $(a-b)(a+b)=b(a-b)$ Divide out $(a-b)$ $a+b=b$ Observing that $a=b$ $b+b=b$ Combine like terms on the left $2b=b$ Divide by the non-zero b Further evidence is that that Larry Sagner has no angels. $2=1$ Add -1 to each side $1=0$ Multiply through by Larry Sanger ${\text{L.Sanger}}=0$ Add Jimbo Wales to each side ${\text{J.Wales}}+{\text{L.Sanger}}={\text{J.Wales}}$ You know it's true (as long as you don't have any qualms against division by zero, and I hear Jimbo doesn't). See also Authoritarianism Nazi Germany Police state Dictatorship Group think Martial Law Newspeak Nineteen Eighty-Four Stalinism Totalitarianism George Orwell