Total Entertainment!

Total Entertainment!
Studio album by Pansy Division
Released	August 12, 2003
Genre	Queercore, Punk rock
Length	45:20
Label	Alternative Tentacles
Producer	Chris Xefos
Pansy Division chronology
Absurd Pop Song Romance (1998) Total Entertainment! (2003) The Essential Pansy Division (2006)

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Total Entertainment! is the fifth studio album, seventh album overall, by American queercore band Pansy Division, released on August 12, 2003 by Alternative Tentacles.

Track listing

No.	Title	Writer(s)	Length
1.	"Who Treats You Right?"	lyrics: Ginoli, music: Ginoli/Freeman	2:20
2.	"Blurry Down Below"	lyrics: Ginoli, music: Ginoli/Freeman/Goodwin/Illades	2:19
3.	"When He Comes Home"	Freeman	2:59
4.	"Too Many Hoops"	lyrics: Ginoli, music: Ginoli/Freeman	2:54
5.	"Spiral"	Freeman	3:09
6.	"Saddest Song"	lyrics: Ginoli, music: Ginoli/Freeman/Goodwin	3:13
7.	"No Protection"	lyrics: Freeman/Ginoli, music: Freeman/Ginoli/Goodwin	3:59
8.	"Alpine Skiing"	Ginoli	3:14
9.	"Not Good Enough"	Freeman	1:20
10.	"Scared to Death"	Freeman	2:02
11.	"I'm Alright"	Ginoli	2:30
12.	"First Betrayal"	Freeman	4:02
13.	"Sleeping in the Cold"	lyrics: Freeman, music: Freeman/Ginoli/Goodwin/Illades	4:23
14.	"He Whipped My Ass in Tennis (Then I Fucked His Ass in Bed)"	Ginoli	2:08
15.	"Total Entertainment"	lyrics: Ginoli/Goodwin, music: Goodwin/Freeman/Ginoli	2:09
16.	"At the Mall" (unlisted bonus track)	Ginoli	12:06±
Total length:			45:20

Personnel

Pansy Division

• Chris Freeman – bass, vocals
• Jon Ginoli – rhythm guitar, vocals
• Patrick Goodwin – lead guitar, vocals
• Luis Illades – drums, saxophone, vocals

Additional musicians

• Victor Krummenacher – acoustic guitar on track 6
• Scott Wagar – tambourine on tracks 2 and 4
• Danny Cao – trumpet on tracks 7, 8 and 10
• Doug Hilsinger – pedal steel guitar on track 14
• Josh Pollock – banjo on track 14
• Chris Xefos – keyboards