Heartbeeps
| Heartbeeps | |
|---|---|
.jpg) Theatrical release poster | |
| Directed by | Allan Arkush |
| Screenplay by | John Hill |
| Produced by | Michael Phillips |
| Starring | |
| Cinematography | Charles Rosher Jr. |
| Edited by | Tina Hirsch |
| Music by | John Williams |
| Distributed by | Universal Pictures |
Release date |
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Running time | 78 minutes |
| Country | United States |
| Language | English |
| Budget | $10 million |
| Box office | $2,154,696 |
Heartbeeps is a 1981 American romantic science fiction comedy film about two robots who fall in love and decide to strike out on their own. It was directed by Allan Arkush, and it starred Andy Kaufman and Bernadette Peters as the robots. This was Kaufman's final performance in a theatrical film.
Stan Winston's make-up work for Heartbeeps made him one of the nominees for the inaugural Academy Award for Best Makeup in 1982, losing to An American Werewolf in London.[1]
Plot
Val Com 17485 (Andy Kaufman), a robot designed to be a valet with a specialty in lumber commodities, meets Aqua Com 89045 (Bernadette Peters), a hostess companion robot whose primary function is to assist at poolside parties. At a factory awaiting repairs, they fall in love and decide to escape, stealing a van from the company to do so.
They embark on a quest to find a place to live, as well as satisfy their more immediate need for a fresh electrical supply. They assemble a small robot, Phil, built out of spare parts, whom they treat as their child, and are joined by Catskill, a mechanical standup comic (which is seen sitting the entire film).
A malfunctioning law-enforcement robot, the Crimebuster, overhears the orders of the repair workers to get the robots back and goes after the fugitives. With the help of humans who run a junkyard, and using Catskill's battery pack, the robots are able to save Phil before running out of power and being returned to the factory. Brought back to the factory the robots are repeatedly repaired and their memories cleared. Because they continue to malfunction they are junked. They are found by the humans who run the junk yard and reassembled. In the junkyard they live happily and build a robot daughter. The film ends with Crimebuster, after only pretending to have his mind erased, continuing to malfunction, going on another mission to recover the fugitive robots.
Cast
- Andy Kaufman as ValCom-17485
- Bernadette Peters as AquaCom-89045
- Randy Quaid as Charlie
- Kenneth McMillan as Max
- Melanie Mayron as Susan
- Christopher Guest as Calvin
- Richard B. Shull as Factory Boss
- Dick Miller as Factory Watchman
- Kathleen Freeman as Helicopter Pilot
- Mary Woronov as Party House Owner
- Paul Bartel as Party Guest
- Wally Ann Wharton as Party Guest (as Anne Wharton)
- Barry Diamond as Firing Range Technician and Catskill Performer
- Stephanie Faulkner as Firing Range Technician
- Jeffrey Kramer as Party Butler Robot
- David Gene LeBell as Robot Forklift Driver
- Jerry Garcia of the Grateful Dead as Phil's voice
- Jack Carter as Catskil-55602's voice
- Ron Gans as Crimebuster's voice
Production
Development
Sigourney Weaver was offered a role and was interested in the film, as she wanted to work with Andy Kaufman, but Weaver's agent persuaded her to turn down the film.[2]
Because of a strike by the Screen Actors Guild, filming was shut down in July 1980 (along with numerous other motion picture and television series). The strike ended at the beginning of October 1980 (filming had started in June).[3]
In his book Andy Kaufman: Revealed, Bob Zmuda wrote that Kaufman and Zmuda had "pitched" the screenplay of Kaufman's The Tony Clifton Story, a movie about the life and times of his alter-ego Tony Clifton, to Universal Studios. The Universal executives were concerned that Kaufman had not acted in films, except for a small role, and arranged for him to star in Heartbeeps to test whether he could carry a movie. Because the movie was "a box office disaster", plans for making the Clifton movie were cancelled.[4][5]
John Hill adapted the screenplay into a novel, Heartbeeps, published in December 1981.
Reception
Critical response
Reviews of the film were negative. On Rotten Tomatoes the film has a score of 0% based on reviews from 6 critics, with an average rating of 1.6/10.[6]
Vincent Canby wrote, in a negative review in The New York Times, that it was "unbearable" and a "dreadfully coy story."[7] Gary Arnold from the Washington Post noted how the film's stars Kaufman and Peters were "unlikely to face serious career setbacks from a minor fiasco only a handful of people will ever see," adding that he faulted the film for having "so little inherent momentum that it seems to need rewinding every few minutes."[8]
Kaufman felt that the movie was so bad that he personally apologized for it on Late Night with David Letterman, and, as a joke, promised to refund the money of everyone who paid to see it. Letterman's response was that if Kaufman wanted to issue such a refund, he'd "better have change for a 20 (dollar bill)."[9]
Accolades
| Award | Category | Recipient(s) | Outcome |
|---|---|---|---|
| Saturn Award | |||
| Best Science Fiction Film | Douglas Green | Nominated | |
| Best Make-Up | Stan Winston | Nominated | |
| 54th Academy Awards | Best Make-Up | Stan Winston[10] | Nominated |
| 1981 Stinkers Bad Movie Awards | |||
| Worst Picture* | Universal Pictures[11] | Nominated | |
| Worst Screenplay | Nominated | ||
| Most Painfully Unfunny Comedy | Nominated | ||
| Worst Actor | Andy Kaufman | Nominated | |
| Most Annoying Fake Accent (Male) | Nominated | ||
| Worst On-Screen Couple | Andy Kaufman and Bernadette Peters | Nominated |
- Note: the film was nominated for Worst Picture both back when the original 1981 ballot was made and when it was revised in 2007. It lost both times.
Home media
The film was released on DVD on September 13, 2005[12] and on blu-ray on February 4, 2020.[13]
References
- ^ Gholson, John (April 16, 2010). "Sci-Fi Movie Poster of the Day: Heartbeeps". Moviefone.com. Aol. Archived from the original on June 29, 2013. Retrieved June 1, 2013.
- ^ https://www.ew.com/ew/static/longform/ghostbusters/desktop "I'd been offered an Andy Kaufman project about two robots that fall in love, and I was so excited to work with him. But my agent convinced me that the script just wasn't good enough, so I had sort of tearfully let that go."
- ^ "Behind the Camera on "Heartbeeps"", American Cinematographer (February 1982) Vol. 63, No. 2)
- ^ "Heartbeeps Trivia". IMDb. Retrieved 2013-03-30.
- ^ Drees, Rich (20 February 2007). "Script Review: THE TONY CLIFTON STORY". Filmbuffonline.com. Archived from the original on 2016-01-02. Retrieved 2013-03-30.
- ^ "Heartbeeps". Rotten Tomatoes. Retrieved 2018-11-18.
- ^ Canby, Vincent (December 19, 1981). "Robots In Love In 'Heartbeeps'". New York Times. Retrieved 2013-03-30.
- ^ Arnold, Gary (23 December 1981). "Faint 'Heartbeeps'". The Washington Post.
- ^ Letterman, David (host) (November 17, 1982). "Dr. Ruth Westheimer, Andy Kaufman, Alec Baldwin". Late Night with David Letterman. Season 1. Episode 147. New York, NY: Carson Productions / NBC Productions. Kaufman, 2nd Guest, Interview occurs @ 18 minute mark. NBC.
{{cite episode}}: Cite has empty unknown parameter:|1=(help) - ^ "The 54th Academy Awards 1982". Oscars.org. Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences.
- ^ https://web.archive.org/web/20070815004656/http://theenvelope.latimes.com/extras/lostmind/year/1981/1981st.htm
- ^ https://www.blu-ray.com/dvd/Heartbeeps-DVD/3550/
- ^ https://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/74177/heartbeeps/
External links
- Heartbeeps at IMDb
- Heartbeeps at the TCM Movie Database
- Heartbeeps at Rotten Tomatoes
- Heartbeeps at Box Office Mojo
- Heartbeeps on TheMakeupGallery