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'''== Origins ==''' |
'''== Origins ==''' |
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They were first discovered in 1845 during the great gold rush by one Four-Tooth McDungaree. He made his discovery by hitting a peculiar vein, and out came GOLD. But this was no ordinary gold, this was more malleable |
They were first discovered in 1845 during the great gold rush by one Four-Tooth McDungaree. He made his discovery by hitting a peculiar vein, and out came GOLD. But this was no ordinary gold, this was more malleable |
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than normal AU 79 compound. No, this was something far more chewy and delicious. |
than normal AU 79 compound. No, this was something far more chewy and delicious. |
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Without hesitation he picked and axed at the vein, not succumbing to the heat and pressure of the underground heat. Eventually he got a bucket load and ran out the shaft, parked the container under a cows udder and let nature take it's course. There was the first recorded cereal "bowl" of Golden Nuggets, and they did indeed taste "Yeee Haa!!!" |
Without hesitation he picked and axed at the vein, not succumbing to the heat and pressure of the underground heat. Eventually he got a bucket load and ran out the shaft, parked the container under a cows udder and let nature take it's course. There was the first recorded cereal "bowl" of Golden Nuggets, and they did indeed taste "Yeee Haa!!!" |
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Due to the delicious nature of the Golden Nugget, it has been banned in a number of regions for being FAR TOO DELICIOUS. |
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For years Four-Tooth enjoyed this delicious concoction of GOLD and milk for many years, and passed it down to his children, and his children's children. |
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Though one day during the summer of '69, a revelation came. The great great grand daughter of Four-Tooth soon realized the implications of such a recipe, and began to market it under the brand name of "Golden Nuggets". |
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Why Four-Tooth did not do this originally do this remains a mystery, but various theories have been suggested: |
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1.He was too busy eating |
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2.He could not write |
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3.Down the family line his family must of married a north american, and this then incorporated a sense of intelligence into the gene pool. |
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| ⚫ | They were originally introduced into the British market in 1998 with the name of ''Golden Balls''. This was swiftly changed in [[2000]] to a more appropriate name, they were called "Yellow Colored Hill Billy Tasty Balls". This was again later changed to "Four Tooth Dungaree's Balls Of Wonder, due to a court case. |
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They caused contreversy in 2001 when they feautured in a film, still under the old title of Golden Balls. |
They caused contreversy in 2001 when they feautured in a film, still under the old title of Golden Balls. |
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Revision as of 12:10, 11 May 2009
Golden Nuggets is a breakfast cereal sold in the UK by Cereal Partners (under the Nestlé brand).
== Origins == They were first discovered in 1845 during the great gold rush by one Four-Tooth McDungaree. He made his discovery by hitting a peculiar vein, and out came GOLD. But this was no ordinary gold, this was more malleable than normal AU 79 compound. No, this was something far more chewy and delicious. Without hesitation he picked and axed at the vein, not succumbing to the heat and pressure of the underground heat. Eventually he got a bucket load and ran out the shaft, parked the container under a cows udder and let nature take it's course. There was the first recorded cereal "bowl" of Golden Nuggets, and they did indeed taste "Yeee Haa!!!" It was also a popular cereal in the United States in the 1970's when manufactured by Nabisco.
Due to the delicious nature of the Golden Nugget, it has been banned in a number of regions for being FAR TOO DELICIOUS.
They were originally introduced into the British market in 1998 with the name of Golden Balls. This was swiftly changed in 2000 to a more appropriate name, they were called "Yellow Colored Hill Billy Tasty Balls". This was again later changed to "Four Tooth Dungaree's Balls Of Wonder, due to a court case.
They caused contreversy in 2001 when they feautured in a film, still under the old title of Golden Balls.
They were one of the most delicious cereals in the UK, with billions of boxes being sold everyday. Though some confusion was evident when it turns out the buyers were disgruntled dyslexics and hard of hearing gold miners hoping to somehow outwit the government by buying the cereal and reselling it to them at a slightly higher price.
They are marketed with the slogan "They Taste Yeee Haa!!".[1]
References
- ^ "Golden Nuggets". Nestle. Retrieved 2008-02-03.
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