return {
[==[Learn something new every day.]==],
[==["Oh? What do you mean, ''[[real life]]''? I'm already typing in [[Wikipedia|real life]]!"]==],
[==[Can you edit? Yes you can!]==],
[==[[[Wikipedia]]: [[Special:Allpages|as big as you think]].]==],
[==[Darn it, [[Jimmy Wales|Jim]], we're [[WP:EDIANS|Wikipedians]], not [[Wikipedia:Vandalism|babysitters]]!]==],
[==[[[Wikipedia:Three-revert rule|Three strikes]] and [[Wikipedia:Blocking policy|you're out]]!]==],
[==[[[Help:Show preview|Look]] before you leap.]==],
[==[[[WP:WIKIPEDIANS|We]] will not condone a [[WP:3RR|course of action]] that could lead us to [[WP:EDITWAR|war]].]==],
[==[[[WP:AGF|Truly wonderful]], the mind of a [[Wikipedia:Newbies|newbie]] is.]==],
[==[Brave, but, foolish, [[Wikipedia:Vandalism|friends]]. You are [[Special:Listusers|impossibly outnumbered]].]==],
[==["[[WP:EDIANS|You]] call [[Special:Ipblocklist|this]] a [[WP:AGF|diplomatic solution]]?""No, we call it [[Wikipedia:Blocking policy|aggressive negotiations]]."]==],
[==[Don't you have [[Wikipedia:Community Portal/Opentask|better things]] to do?]==],
[==[Insert motto [[Wikipedia:Motto of the day/Nominations|here]].]==],
[==[Send in the [[Wikipedia:Please do not bite the newcomers|militia]], [[Wikipedia:Administrators|infantry]], [[Wikipedia:Bureaucrats|cavalry]], and [[Wikipedia:Bots|siege weapons]]!]==],
[==[One does not simply edit into [[Mordor]].]==],
[==[A [[wikipedia:vandalism|vandal]] once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti... and then I [[Wikipedia:Administrator intervention against vandalism|blocked]] him.]==],
[==[To err is to be human. That's why we have [[Help:Show preview|preview buttons]].]==],
[==[Your opinion is [[WP:NPOV|worth nothing]] here, but your knowledge is priceless.]==],
[==[Read me]==],
[==[Wikipedia, all you need to know.]==],
[==[Hold the [[Special:Recentchanges|line]]! [[WP:RV|Revert]] any [[WP:VAND|vandals]] you see. [[WP:SYSOP|We]]'re going to get to [[WP:RFI|the bottom of this]].]==],
[==[[[WP:REVERT|R]].[[WP:EDIT|E]].[[WP:SIGN|S]].[[WP:POINT|P]].[[WP:EDITWAR|E]].[[WP:CIVIL|C]].[[WP:TALK|T]]]==],
[==[What do you want to learn today?]==],
[==[[[File:Circle-contradict.svg|33px]] This motto appears to [[Contradiction|contradict]] itself.<br> Please see the discussion for a replacement on the [[Wikipedia:Motto of the day/Nominations|talk page]].]==],
[==[[[meta:Advertising on Wikipedia|Over our crashed servers]]!]==],
[==[[[WP:BOLD|Bravery]] never goes out of fashion.]==],
[==[[[Wikipedia:Vandalism|Vandalism]] is, like, so [[Special:Recentchanges|15 seconds ago]]. Helpful contributions are all the rage now!]==],
[==[[[Wikipedia]]: [[WP:V|Factual]], [[WP:NPOV|neutral]], well-written articles on [[Toilets in Japan|important real-world topics]]]==],
[==[[[WP:OR|I don't think]], [[WP:V|I know]].]==],
[==[Don't worry about making an article perfect. Just make it better.]==],
[==[I just saved a bunch of money on information by switching to Wikipedia!<br /> === August ===]==],
[==[[[Wikipedia:Template messages/User talk namespace#Template list|Don't say we didn't warn you.]]]==],
[==[When hundred thousand edits you reach, [[WP:HOLIC|look as good]], you will not.]==],
[==[[[Wikipedia:Civility|Be nice to editors]]. Chances are they'll end up [[Wikipedia:Requests for adminship|voting for you]].]==],
[==[[[GEICO|WIKIPEDIA]]: 15 minutes could save you 100% on [[Car insurance|information]].]==],
[==[[[WP:NOT#PAPER|I just saved a bunch of money on paper by switching to Wikipedia.]]]==],
[==[[[Wikipedia:Verifiability|Truth]]: the way it should be]==],
[==[Send in the [[WP:BOT|droids]]!]==],
[==[If the knowledge is right, use it]==],
[==[[[History of Wikipedia#Continuing growth|Wikipedia: Raising the bar.]]]==],
[==[A journey of a thousand edits starts with a single [[Special:Random|click]].]==],
[==[<poem>[[Every Sperm is Sacred|Every page is sacred]], Every edit's great. If a page is wasted, [[Wikipedia:Proposed deletion|PROD]] gets quite irate.</poem>]==],
[==[Save the [[wikipedia|user]] and [[ban|jail]] the [[vandal|pusher]]]==],
[==[The encyclopedia of [[:meta:Wikipedia logo in each language|many faces]]]==],
[==[An [[WP:EDIT|edit]] saved is [[WP:EC|an edit earned]]]==],
[==[[[Wikipedia]] wasn't built in an edit]==],
[==[[[Special:Random|Read]] [[Wikipedia|me]], [[WP:EDIT|feed me]], but [[WP:WIKIBREAK|never ever leave me]]]==],
[==[Every good encyclopedia has [[wildebeest|gnus]], [[GDFL|GNUs]], [[news]], [[Jimbo Wales|Wales]], [[Wales]], and [[Whale]]s!]==],
[==[Every good encyclopedia has its own [[Uncyclopedia|parody]].]==],
[==[[[Wikipedia]]: not the place for jokes, except [[WP:BJAODN|here]]]==],
[==[The following [[WP:PREVIEW|preview]] has been approved for [[Wikipedia:Wikipedians|all audiences]].]==],
[==[Don't do [[WP:VAND|the crime]] if you can't do [[WP:BLOCK|the time]].]==],
[==[Welcome to the [[Wiki]] Age.]==],
[==[Wikipedia: where nerds fit in.]==],
[==[Help! Call the [[Wikipedia:Administrators|police]]! Someone violated [[WP:3RR|3RR]]!]==],
[==[Wikipedia ≠ the world...[[world domination|yet]].]==],
[==[Wikipedia is where it's at]==],
[==[No act of [[WP:KC|kindness]], no matter how small, is ever wasted.]==],
[==[To complete Wikipedia is to complete human knowledge.]==],
[==[You can do it when you [[WP:SOFIXIT|S]][[WP:PILLARS|P]][[WP:EDIT|E]][[WP:WIKIFY|W]] it]==],
[==[[[Wikipedia:Sandbox|Think ''inside'' the box.]]]==],
[==[Our [[WP:TOOLS|flaming fists of fury]] will [[WP:RV|destroy]] [[WP:VAND|you]], fiends! Ha ha ha… oh man, [[WP:MOTTO|who writes this stuff]]!? === September ===]==],
[==[[[User:ClueBot|0 to 60 (reverts) in less than 30 minutes!]]]==],
[==[[[Wikipedia:Featured pictures|A picture is worth a thousand words]]]==],
[==[Every day and in every way, we're getting better and better.]==],
[==[It can get [[WP:EW|pretty hot]] when one doesn't [[WP:COOL|keep their cool]].]==],
[==[It's wikipedia.''org'', ''not'' wikipedia.''com''.]==],
[==[I [[Wikipedia:How to edit a page|get by]] with a little [[Wikipedia:Help desk|help]] from my [[Wikipedia:Wikipedians|friends]].]==],
[==[[[Wikipedia|The place to go]], for what you need to know.]==],
[==[[[WP:EDIANS|We]] [[Special:Recentchanges|sense]] you, [[WP:VAND|Vandals]].]==],
[==[Wikipedia: [[Wikipedia#Free content|Land of the free]], [[WP:BB|home of the brave]].]==],
[==[Wikipedia, the ink saving encyclopedia.]==],
[==[[[Special:Watchlist|We are watching you]]]==],
[==[{{NUMBEROFUSERS}} people working overtime... and [[Wikimedia:Fundraising|unpaid]].]==],
[==[A do it yourself [[Wikipedia:Tutorial (Editing)|encyclopedia]].]==],
[==[[[WP:RFA|Where are your two cents?]]]==],
[==[Think outside the [[Wikipedia:Userbox migration|box]].]==],
[==[Wait, wait. We're not here to start [[WP:WW|WW]] [[WP:3RR|III]].]==],
[==[[[CAT:HELP|An operator will be with you shortly]].]==],
[==[Oh yeah? Well [[Wikipedia|my encyclopedia]] could beat up [[Encyclopædia Britannica|your encyclopedia]].]==],
[==[It is always ironic when a Wikipedian misspells "encyclopidic."]==],
[==[[[WP:AGF|Do unto others as you would have them do unto you]]]==],
[==["[[Wikipedia:Articles for creation|To be]] or [[Wikipedia:Articles for deletion|not to be]], that is the question."]==],
[==[It's a little thing called [[WP:STYLE|"Style"]]. Look it up some time.]==],
[==[[[Wikipedia:Policies and guidelines|Freedom is the right to do anything that the law permits]]]==],
[==[[[WP:STYLE|Edit with style]].]==],
[==[Knowledge is global, so share it.]==],
[==[[[WP:DENY|Shhh]]! [[WP:WIKIPEDIANS|We're]] [[Special:Recentchanges|sneaking up]] on the [[WP:VAND|vandals]]. Got your [[WP:REVERT|guns]]?]==],
[==[[[Special:Statistics|E(xcellence)]] = [[Special:Log/Newusers|m(ultitude of users)]] × [[Wikipedia:How to edit a page|c(licks of the edit button)<sup>2</sup>]]]==],
[==[What part of wiki don't you understand?]==],
[==[Calm down, it's only the world's largest online free encyclopedia?]==],
[==[[[Wikipedia:Featured article candidates|Many will enter]], [[Wikipedia:Featured articles|few will win]].]==],
[==[[[WP:SOCK|Gotta catch 'em all!]]<br /> === October ===]==],
[==[[[Wikipedia:Are You a Wikipediholic Test|Wikipedian tested]], [[Wikipedia:Clinic for Wikipediholics|doctor approved]].]==],
[==[[[Wikipedia:Community Portal/Opentask|Just do it]].]==],
[==[So easy, [[Wikipedia:Introduction|a caveman can do it]]!]==],
[==[Just the [[WP:V|facts]], ma'am]==],
[==[Do you feel [[Special:Random|lucky]]?]==],
[==[[[Wikipedia:Avoid weasel words|Some people say this motto is awesome…]]]==],
[==[If you don't like the articles on Wikipedia, just wait a few minutes.]==],
[==[This is your [[Human brain|brain]]. This is your [[Wikipedia:Wikipediholic|brain]] on Wikipedia. Any [[Wikipedia:Reference desk|questions]]?]==],
[==[[[WP:EDIANS|Unity]], [[Wikipedia|Duty]], and [[Reliability of Wikipedia|Destiny]].]==],
[==[[[Special:Listusers|Are you on the list]]?]==],
[==[[[WP:RS|Save the article]], save [[Wikipedia]].]==],
[==[[[Encyclopædia Britannica|Ceci]] n'est pas un [[wiki]].]==],
[==[Add any POV you like, as long as it's [[WP:NPOV|neutral]].]==],
[==[The more you sweat in [[WP:CIV|training]], the less you'll [[WP:NAM|bleed]] in [[WP:EW|battle]].]==],
[==[Remember to keep your hands off the [[WP:WHEEL|wheel]] at all times.]==],
[==[If it is to be, it is up to me.]==],
[==[When on [[Wikipedia:About|Wikipedia]], do as the [[Wikipedia:Wikipedians|Wikipedians]] do.]==],
[==[Beware of frostbite from [[WP:COOL|cool]] [[WP:EDIANS|Wikipedians]].]==],
[==[Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is editing [[Wikipedia]].]==],
[==[About [[Special:Statistics|0.05%]] of humans are Wikipedian. [[Wikipedia:Why create an account?|You could be one too]].]==],
[==[Boredom sucks. Wikipedia [[Wikipedia:Why Wikipedia is so great|doesn't]].]==],
[==[[[TANSTAAFL|There ain't no such thing as a free encyclopedia]]. [[Wikipedia|Oh, yes there is]]!]==],
[==[[[WP:PA|Revenge]] is a dish best not served.]==],
[==[Getting to know [[Wikipedia:Introduction|you]], getting to know all [[Wikipedia:About|about]] you.]==],
[==[A [[WP:FUN|Funny]] Thing Happened on the Way to the [[Wiki]]]==],
[==[We eat vandalism for breakfast!]==],
[==[I am just going [[WP:BREAK|away]]. I may be some time.]==],
[==[[[Wikipedia:Featured sounds|Can you hear me now?]] Good.]==],
[==[[[:Category:Wikipedians looking for help|Help!]] I need somebody.]==],
[==[If you get yourself in [[WP:BLOCK|jail]], don't expect an easy [[:Category:Requests for unblock|bail]].<br /> === November ===]==],
[==[Please [[Template:Helpme|leave a message]] and [[Special:Mytalk|we will get back to you as soon as possible]]]==],
[==[It's [[WP:BB|Now]] or [[WP:AFD|never]]!]==],
[==[Notice anything [[WP:UA|unusual]]?]==],
[==[Only you can prevent vandal attacks.]==],
[==[Welcome to Wikipedia. No [[WP:SOCK|socks]] allowed, unless you have a [[WP:SOCK#Legitimate uses of multiple accounts|good reason]].]==],
[==[[[WP:ASSUME|Float like a butterfly]], [[WP:REVERT|Sting like a bee]].]==],
[==[[[Special:Recentchanges|Searching for targets...]] [[Wikipedia:Vandalism|Targets confirmed]]! [[Help:Reverting|Launch the heat seekers]]!]==],
[==[The [[WP:WIAA|hills]] are alive with the [[WP:FS|sound of music]].]==],
[==[The only thing [[WP:EDIANS|we]] have [[WP:VAND|to fear]] is [[WP:DENY|fear itself]].]==],
[==[After spending so much time memorizing the rules, I found [[Wikipedia:Ignore all rules|this]].]==],
[==[[[WP:3O|Three's Company]]]==],
[==[[[Wikipedia:Simplified Ruleset|Keep it simple, stupid]].]==],
[==['''This motto does not cite its [[Wikipedia:Citing sources|references or sources]].'''<br /><small>Please help [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Motto_of_the_day/Nominations/In_review&action=edit improve the project] by introducing appropriate mottos. ([[Wikipedia:Motto of the day|help]], [[Wikipedia:Motto of the day/Nominations|get involved!]])</small>]==],
[==[[[WP:FORK|Often imitated, never duplicated]]]==],
[==[Turn that [[WP:-(|frown]] [[WP:-)|upside down]].]==],
[==[[[Wikipedia:Wikipedia is not failing|Yabba Dabba Doo]]!]==],
[==[Any kind of knowledge you want, seems [[Wikipedia|a lot closer]].]==],
[==[You must first [[Wikipedia:Be bold in updating pages|give]] in order to [[Wikipedia:Barnstars|receive]].]==],
[==[[[WP:T|T]]-minus 10, [[WP:9|9]], [[WP:8|8]], [[WP:7|7]], [[WP:6|6]], [[WP:5|5]], [[WP:4|4]], [[WP:3|3]], [[WP:2|2]], [[WP:1|1]], [[WP:0|0]]!]==],
[==[Any last [[Wikipedia:The Last Word|words]]?]==],
[==[Well, [[WP:EDIANS|you]] don't have to be so [[Wikipedia:Village pump (technical)|technical]] about it]==],
[==[[[Wikipedia:Vandalism|Say hello]] to my [[User:AntiVandalBot|little friend]].]==],
[==[POP! goes the [[Wikipedia:Avoid weasel words|weasel]].]==],
[==[An [[Wikipedia:Do not insult the vandals|eye]] for an [[Wikipedia:Vandalism|eye]] will make the whole world [[Wikipedia:Blocking policy|blind]].]==],
[==[Be all the "[[WP:BOLD|B]]" you can be.]==],
[==[[[World Book|Good]], [[Britannica|better]], [[Wikipedia|best]].]==],
[==[Wikipedia: The [[WP:REFDESK|answer]] to life's many [[WP:VFAQ|questions]].]==],
[==[[[Wikipedia|The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything]]]==],
[==[A little [[Wikipedia:WikiLove|kindness]] goes a long way]==],
[==[[[Wikipedia:Verifiability|The truth]] is [[Wikipedia:Contents|in here]].<br /> === December ===]==],
[==[For quality purposes, your edits will be [[Special:Recentchanges|monitored]] and [[Help:Page history|recorded]].]==],
[==[[[WP:COPYVIO|Copy]] bad. [[WP:CITE|Cite]] good.]==],
[==[[[Special:Mypage|I]] [[Special:Recentchanges|know]] what [[WP:VAND|you]] did [[Help:Page history|last time]].]==],
[==[To put everything in [[WP:GA?|balance]] is [[WP:GA|good]], to put everything in [[WP:FA?|harmony]] is [[WP:FA|better]].]==],
[==[<small>WARNING: [[WP:ITIS|Editcountitis]] can be fatal; if [[m:Editcountitis|symptoms]] persist, please consult your [[WP:SYSOP|doctor]].</small>]==],
[==[Why watch television when you can use Wikipedia?]==],
[==[Affirmative, [[Jimmy Wales|Gold Leader]]. We don't [[WP:COPYVIO|copy]].]==],
[==[Parental Advisory: [[Wikipedia:What Wikipedia is not#Wikipedia is not censored|Explicit Content]]]==],
[==[The [[Wikipedia|future]] is [[WP:EDIT|what you make of it]].]==],
[==[If [[WP:GA|this]] is [[WP:EDIANS|your]] limit, you can't exceed it; If you [[WP:FA|exceed it]], it's not your limit.]==],
[==[Don't [[Google]] it, [[Special:Search|Wikipedia]] it!]==],
[==[[[WP:FA|Beauty]] is in the [[WP:VOTE|eye]] of the [[WP:EDIANS|beholder]].]==],
[==[[[Special:Recentchanges|Faster than lightning]]<br />[[Wikipedia:Verifiability|More accurate than an arrow]]<br />[[Wikipedia:Statistics|Larger than a mountain]]<br />[[Wikipedia|It's...Wikipedia!]]]==],
[==[The [[WP:STATS|power]] of the encyclopedia is in [[Special:Mypage|your]] hands.]==],
[==[The [[WP:VAND|buck]] stops [[WP:ARBCOM|here]]]==],
[==[Have [[WP:A|Source]] - Will [[WP:BOLD|Edit]]]==],
[==[[[Wikipedia|Knowledge]] is prerequisite to survival]==],
[==[[[Wikipedia:Vandalism|Violence]] is the last refuge of the incompetent.]==],
[==[Will edit for food.]==],
[==[[[Ich bin ein Berliner|→]] Ich bin ein [[Wikipedia:Wikipedians|Wikipedian]].]==],
[==[[[In necessariis unitas, in dubiis libertas, in omnibus caritas|→]] [[Wikipedia:Consensus|In necessariis unitas]], [[Wikipedia:Be bold in updating pages|in dubiis libertas]], [[Wikipedia:Civility|in omnibus caritas]].]==],
[==[[[Wikipedia:Third opinion|Three is the magic number.]]]==],
[==[Now I know my [[WP:A|A]][[WP:B|B]][[WP:C|C]]<b></b>s!]==],
[==[Wikipedia is chewing gum for the mind.]==],
[==[[[A Visit from St. Nicholas|→]]T'was [[January 14|the night before]] [[Wikipedia]], when all through the [[Internet|'net]]<br> Not a creature was learning, not even my pet;<br> The [[Mediawiki|software]] was written and the servers were sound<br> In the hopes that knowledge would be spread [[Special:Statistics|all around]]. Merry Christmas, from the crew at [[WP:MOTTO|Motto of the Day]]!]==],
[==[[[Help:Moving a page|Moving]] isn't all that bad...]==],
[==[Those that I [[WP:RV|fight]] I [[WP:AGF|do not hate]], those that I [[Help:Watching pages|guard]] I [[WP:OWN|do not love]].]==],
[==[[[Wikipedia:Recent additions|Blue]] is the new <span style="color:red">[[Wikipedia:Requested articles|red]]</span>!]==],
[==[''[[WP:BLOCK|Wipe]] [[WP:VAND|them]] out—all of them.'' <small>([[Palpatine]])</small>]==],
[==[A [[Wikipedia:What is an article?|bird]] in the [[Wikipedia:Featured articles|air]] is worth two on the [[Wikipedia:Stub|ground]].]==],
[==[[[Wikipedia:Motto of the day/December 31, 2007|12-31]] When [[WP:VANDAL|mint]] becomes [[WP:MOP|berry]], what do [[WP:EDIANS|you]] become?]==]
}
