Rock the Blind
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"Rock the Blind" is a 45-minute special episode of Matt Lucas and David Walliams' Rock Profile. The episode followed the creation of a charity single for blind people, which was led by Gary Barlow (Lucas) and Ronan Keating (Walliams). Pete Waterman (played by Ted Robbins) produces. Gary Barlow leaves production halfway through because he believed Ronan lead him "on a wild goose chase". He tries to sink Ronan's career by explaining that they had stolen one of The Bee Gees tunes, when in fact, it was a cover. Afterwards, he tries to create his own charity single with John McCririck.
Characters
- Matt Lucas
- Gary Barlow
- Elton John
- Shirley Bassey
- Paul Simon
- Danny (from Hear'say)
- "H" (from Steps)
- Macy Gray
- Stevie Wonder
- Tommy Steele
- Geri Halliwell
- Stephen Gately
- The artist formerly known as Prince
- Chief Ousaba (who follows Sting everywhere)
- An unknown rockstar (who records a contribution to the single despite nobody in the studio knowing who he is)
- David Walliams
- Ronan Keating
- Sting
- a robotic Cher
- a sort of poofy Eminem
- Craig David
- David Furnish
- Art Garfunkel
- a gayish Ricky Martin
- Lee (from Steps)
- Barry Gibb (from the Bee Gees)
- Tom Jones
- Noel (from Hear'say)
- Heather Small
- Lulu
- Graham Coxon (from Blur)
- Ted Robbins plays Pete Waterman and Spud (Gary's flatmate)
- Steve Furst plays Robin Gibb
- Jamie Theakston and John McCririck appear as themselves
Song
The song is cover versions of "I Can See Clearly Now".