Silly Asses

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Silly Asses is a science fiction short story by Isaac Asimov. It was published in the February 1958 issue of Future Science Fiction,[1] after having been twice rejected by other outlets. It was subsequently included in the collections Have You Seen These? in 1974[2] and Buy Jupiter and Other Stories in 1975. It runs to less than two pages in paperback.

Plot summary[edit]

The people of Earth have developed atomic power. As such, they are recorded by Naron the Rigellian, the long-lived Keeper of the galactic records. as having achieved maturity. But when the keeper learns that they have not yet penetrated space, and that they test their atomic weapons on the planetary surface, he strikes them from the record, commenting that Earth people are 'Silly Asses'.

Story notes[edit]

The author was influenced by the rival atomic tests by the Soviet Union and the United States.


  1. ^ "Isaac Asimov's Short Fiction: Science Fiction and Fantasy". 
  2. ^ "Have You Seen These?". 

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