Sir Gammer Vans
In a sequence of events most of which are self-contradictory, the narrator goes to visit Sir Gammer Vans in his house -- "a brick house, built entirely of flints, standing alone by itself in the middle of sixty or seventy others just like it" -- is fed breakfast -- "a slice of beer, and a cup of cold veal" -- and goes hunting with him. He shoots a deer, breaking its ribs without hurting it, finds the arrow in a beehive, and shoots partridges when they jump out -- 18 they say, but he claims 36.
The references to arrows and venison point to its being an old tale, which may indicate the "sir" is a title for a clerical honor, rather than a knight.
- Joseph Jacobs, More English Fairy Tales, "Sir Gammer Vans"
- D. L. Ashliman, Lying Tales: self-contradictory stories of Aarne-Thompson type 1965 and similar playful lies